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Posted: 10/16/2008 8:18:24 AM EDT
So i was in a waiting room and i notice the latest edition of Mens Health magazine.

"Top 20 Heroes of health and fitness" with Obamas goofy mug on the cover. I decide to open it up and apparently Obama is the number one icon of health and fitness in America! Lance Armstong is number 2!

Lets recap shall we?

Lance Armstrong

- Won the Tour de France a record-breaking seven times

- Defeated brain lung and nut cancer and continued to dominate his sport.

- Owns a chain of gyms

- Still actively representing professional athletes

Obama

- Smokes

- Spent much time with a straw up his nose

- Appears to be malnourished

- Only black guy in history to pose with a basketball and look goofy



Here is the cover



Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:19:39 AM EDT
[#1]
This shit is running way, way too deep for my tastes.  I don't even care who wins anymore, I just want all this shit to be over with.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:21:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Well did they call him the Black Messiah in the article?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:22:33 AM EDT
[#3]
He didn't look too fit in that beach photo they took of him a while back.

Talk about pathetic pandering on their part.  
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:23:05 AM EDT
[#4]


Looks like the epitome of fitness to me

scrawny ass, smoker, ex drug user, with some pudge.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:24:59 AM EDT
[#5]
Now, now, now.....this man is serious about fitness.  He is extremely dedicated to the gym and his workout schedule.  AFterall, he chose to go work out instead of visiting the wounded troops during his Euro Rockstar Tour.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:28:45 AM EDT
[#6]
This country is so fucked up I can't stand it.  Who is going to suck Obama's dick next?

I am not even a huge Armstrong fan but there is no way these two should ever be mentioned together.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:36:38 AM EDT
[#7]
Mens Health is published by Rondale Press...I have no idea who owns them.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:41:33 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
This country is so fucked up I can't stand it.  Who is going to suck Obama's dick next?

I am not even a huge Armstrong fan but there is no way these two should ever be mentioned together.


It's beyond fucking disgusting.

I'd like a list of the cock suckers,
so I could make a very conscious effort against ever giving them one red cent of my money.


I know that list would be long, and this time, I don't even care.
The anti-gun lists? I never gave much of a shit...
but the oblama blowin' is just way off the goddamn chain.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:48:34 AM EDT
[#9]
Obama beating Lance Armstrong as a Hero for Fitness??

I'm in better fucking shape than Obama, that's just ridiculous.

Reminds me of when they had Tiger Woods as top athlete, again, over Lance.

Putting around on a green vs. winning the Tour de France 7 fucking times???

GTFO  

Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:57:35 AM EDT
[#10]
I am in better shape than obama and I have not even been to the gym in a few months...WTF.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 8:58:07 AM EDT
[#11]
Oh no.....they put him (Obama) on the cover on the latest issue of Men's Health magazine...right after Gerard Butler (King Leonidas of the movie "300") appeared on the October 2008 cover???  That's a switch!  I think I'm going to need a barf bag very soon.

The cover of October 2008 was soooo much better.




Link Posted: 10/16/2008 10:02:31 AM EDT
[#12]
Hey, John Edwards won the "Father of the Year" award.

Photoshoppers, let's have some magazine covers:
Barack Obama on the cover of
- Golf Digest (beats out Tiger Woods)
- Downbeat magazine (beats out Herbie Hancock)
- Guns and Ammo (beats out Robbie Leatham)

What others?
- Boxing/UFC?
- Car and Driver?
- Bon Apetit chef of the year?
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 10:12:28 AM EDT
[#13]
Just substitute the name Fidel Castro for Obama in these articles, and you'll understand comrade.
Link Posted: 10/16/2008 10:14:05 AM EDT
[#14]

Link Posted: 10/16/2008 5:07:00 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/bagnews/images/Obama-Surf.jpg

Looks like the epitome of fitness to me

scrawny ass, smoker, ex drug user, with some pudge.



Just emulating his heroes.


Link Posted: 10/16/2008 7:57:54 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Reminds me of when they had Tiger Woods as top athlete, again, over Lance.

Putting around on a green vs. winning the Tour de France 7 fucking times???





Tiger Woods is in extremely great shape and is strong as an ox.

Him beating Lance Armstrong is not out of line.

BHO even being mentioned is.

BigDozer66
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