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Posted: 9/7/2008 12:04:12 PM EST
Guy just knocked on my door and asked for me by name!
I saw the Obama button on his chest and told him "I think you have the wrong house"
"No sir I have you here on my list as a registered Democrat and an Obama supporter"

I explained to him in no uncertain terms that I have not and will never support a man for president like Mr. Obama.

Where do these people get their fucking info? I have voted Republican my whole life and have never ever supported a Democratic candidate for anything.

I asked him to leave and not to solicit in my neighborhood, which is posted.

He said he could do what he likes, it's a free country!

As he walked down the steps he said may the best man win.

WTF, I hate solicitors anyway, but door to door for Obama,get a life!
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:05:19 PM EST
They prey on the weak of mind.

You, however, do not fit that profile.

Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:07:07 PM EST
Wheen they come by, make a point of burning their time by asking lots of questions, asking if they have any free stuff ( burn their money too) and take them out of curculation. Fake showing interest in the asswipe and he will have less time to visit the dolts that may actually be persuaded.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:07:14 PM EST
There are hundreds of organizations out there "registering" new democrat voters by filling out forms with names they get from the phone book and other sources.

You probably were registered as a democrat that way.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:07:19 PM EST
I would have told him, "Yeah it is a free country and next time you come over I'll feel free to pop a cap in your ass".

Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:07:56 PM EST

He said he could do what he likes, it's a free country!

Hope the little maggot comes to my door.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:08:58 PM EST
not at my door.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:09:28 PM EST
I've had 4, one put an Obama sign in my yard I didn't catch for a week
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:10:18 PM EST
Answer the door naked with a shotgun and a viking helmet... if you have any chocolate syrup to douse yourself in, so much the better. With any luck they'll be so traumatized they'll go home immediately.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:10:51 PM EST
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.

Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:14:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



Dead people can vote!
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:14:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrJester:

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



Dead people can vote!


I guess shooting them is out of the question then...
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:15:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
There are hundreds of organizations out there "registering" new democrat voters by filling out forms with names they get from the phone book and other sources.

You probably were registered as a democrat that way.


Not only that but "you" requested an absentee ballot and already voted for Barack Obama.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:15:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By mmsurber:

Originally Posted By DrJester:

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



Dead people can vote!


I guess shooting them is out of the question then...


Just remember head shots on the zombies and you will be fine.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:16:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrJester:

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



Dead people can vote!


Nothing to laugh at.

They'll offer them a free lunch if they ride the bus to the polling place.

[obviously referring to actual voters, not dead ones]
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:17:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
There are hundreds of organizations out there "registering" new democrat voters by filling out forms with names they get from the phone book and other sources.

You probably were registered as a democrat that way.


+1

I'd look into that and possibly raise some hell if you are in fact registered as a democrat.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:18:44 PM EST
i sure hope you called the police if he is soliciting without a license or in a prohibited area.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:19:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By DakkaMan:
Answer the door naked with a shotgun and a viking helmet... if you have any chocolate syrup to douse yourself in, so much the better. With any luck they'll be so traumatized they'll go home immediately.


Rub your body in Vaseline, don LBE and K-pot, open the door, act pleasantly surprised and say "you look much more handsome than the guy I ordered on the website!"
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:19:17 PM EST
drag him inside
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:21:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By thumper10mm:
Guy just knocked on my door and asked for me by name!
I saw the Obama button on his chest and told him "I think you have the wrong house"
"No sir I have you here on my list as a registered Democrat and an Obama supporter"

I explained to him in no uncertain terms that I have not and will never support a man for president like Mr. Obama.

Where do these people get their fucking info? I have voted Republican my whole life and have never ever supported a Democratic candidate for anything.

I asked him to leave and not to solicit in my neighborhood, which is posted.

He said he could do what he likes, it's a free country!

As he walked down the steps he said may the best man win.

WTF, I hate solicitors anyway, but door to door for Obama,get a life!


I was once forced to work as one of those assholes who call you around dinner time asking for you to vote. From about 4:30 - 7:30pm I was given a sheet of paper with over a hundred names, phone numbers, and street addresses and was ordered to call them and talk to them about Mayor Rudy Giuliani, and also ask who they were planning to vote for.

I asked where did the organizer get such information and they kind of danced around the answer. All of the people I called were supposed to be Republicans, but it was crystal clear that this was NOT the case.

Side note: One of the phone calls I made I asked the guy if he was going to attend a Town Hall Meeting that Rudy was going to be at, the guy said, "Oh no... sorry I can't make it Friday... I plan to be in a major car accident."
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:22:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By NickoGlock:
drag him inside


"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:24:18 PM EST
"It's a free country"

Not if that man wins.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:24:22 PM EST

Obama campaigner just came to my door....


Gut him!...........hang the carcass from a tree.......they'll learn after a few times.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:25:16 PM EST
They never come see me, I must be on the other list
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:29:00 PM EST
You shoudl have asked for an obama yard sign and then taken it off and used it as a target at the range.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:29:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
You shoudl have asked for an obama yard sign and then taken it off and used it as a target at the range.


Bad idea.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:30:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:

Originally Posted By packinheavy:
There are hundreds of organizations out there "registering" new democrat voters by filling out forms with names they get from the phone book and other sources.

You probably were registered as a democrat that way.


Not only that but "you" requested an absentee ballot and already voted for Barack Obama.


Can they actually do fraud like this? If this happens to me i will go fucking ballistic...
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:31:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By DakkaMan:
Answer the door naked with a shotgun and a viking helmet... if you have any chocolate syrup to douse yourself in, so much the better. With any luck they'll be so traumatized they'll go home immediately.
Well, except for the shotgun his might think you are already a demoncrap.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:32:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrJester:

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



Dead people can vote!

I didn't think that the Zombie war would be about politics
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:33:39 PM EST
Some of these Obama solicitors actually work *against* their candidate, and the don't even realize it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:34:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrJester:
Dead people can vote!


That's Chicago.......but it WILL catch on!
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:39:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Some of these Obama solicitors actually work *against* their candidate, and the don't even realize it.
Sshh don't tell them that.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:40:49 PM EST
On my way to a bar last night to watch KU there were some people working on voter registration. Girl walked up to me,

"excuse me sir, do you support Obama?"

"no"

"fine then"


Gotta love those that are 100% for voter registration! (as long as it benefits their interests)

I also learned that bums will not ask someone on crutches for money. haha, I knew they had one bright point!

Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:54:50 PM EST
Did you answer the door clutching your gun and bible?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 12:59:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



That means they'll have another 18,000 or so new voters nationwide by election time... whoopdy fucking doo.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 1:01:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



That's a lot of illegals, winos and dead people!
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 1:16:24 PM EST
Shoulsa called the cops and had him arrested for trespassing
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 1:21:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/7/2008 1:23:24 PM EST by PresaCanario]
Last week I came across the neighborhood Obama useful idiot campaigner.

I told the bitch that many of my family served in the military and fought socialism, and I wasn't about to VOTE for it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 1:37:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By azsavage:
Wheen they come by, make a point of burning their time by asking lots of questions, asking if they have any free stuff ( burn their money too) and take them out of curculation. Fake showing interest in the asswipe and he will have less time to visit the dolts that may actually be persuaded.



+1
I got my Moveon.org sticker
It will go on in a public toliet some day
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 1:44:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By thumper10mm:
Guy just knocked on my door and asked for me by name!
I saw the Obama button on his chest and told him "I think you have the wrong house"
"No sir I have you here on my list as a registered Democrat and an Obama supporter"

I explained to him in no uncertain terms that I have not and will never support a man for president like Mr. Obama.

Where do these people get their fucking info? I have voted Republican my whole life and have never ever supported a Democratic candidate for anything.

I asked him to leave and not to solicit in my neighborhood, which is posted.

He said he could do what he likes, it's a free country!

As he walked down the steps he said may the best man win.

WTF, I hate solicitors anyway, but door to door for Obama,get a life!


You should have invited him in and brought the guns out
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 2:25:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrJester:

Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
You shoudl have asked for an obama yard sign and then taken it off and used it as a target at the range.


Bad idea.


only if you post a picture here
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 2:32:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By DrJester:

Originally Posted By CRC:
The Dems claim they are registering 2,000 new Dems a week.



Dead people can vote!


So that's the zombie threat we discuss so often here on Arfcom.
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 2:35:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They never come see me, I must be on the other list


Me too. I never get to have any fun
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 2:37:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By DakkaMan:
Answer the door naked with a shotgun and a viking helmet... if you have any chocolate syrup to douse yourself in, so much the better. With any luck they'll be so traumatized they'll go home immediately.


Anyone know where I can buy a Viking helmet?
Link Posted: 9/7/2008 2:41:44 PM EST
I wouldn't fuck with the guy, because I've done the same thing from the Republican side and it really is shit work. He's a volunteer. They give up their time to visit people whose names come from the registration roles.

So don't give him too much shit... he may be misguided, but it isn't fun to come across someone who doesn't agree with you when you are canvassing.
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