Yes, OP, it is time to answer your country's call.
Freedom hangs in the balance, and you alone have the experience and credibility to once and for all answer the questions that hang over the nation as a dark storm cloud, threatening the American way of life.
Here's what we need -
We need you to bo a Box O Truth for a 28 gauge I-talian shot gun - like the one Cheney used to attempt to cap that lawyer dude.
We breathlessly await your assistance.
A Concerned Citizen