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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:02:22 PM EDT
So here I am, boozing it up tonight. I rum outta run! So no rum and cokes. I grab the next bottle, and it's Monarch Brandy! (that shit cost $8 a bottle!)
Mix it w/Coke, and sure enough! it smells like I'm cleaning gunz in the kitchen.
Your not supposed to dronk hoppes though.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:04:24 PM EDT
silly grunt


Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:06:10 PM EDT
Brandy mixes better with Ginger ale.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:07:15 PM EDT
You figured out the secret mixture of Hoppes#9!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:07:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Katana16j:
Brandy mixes better with Ginger ale.


But then it wouln't smell like hoppes.
Haven't you always wanted to taste hoppes?!?!? I have......... Just a little though.....
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:08:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 50cal:
You figured out the secret mixture of Hoppes#9!!



so what do I mix to make CLP?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:10:37 PM EDT
So . . . you know what Hoppes #9 tastes like?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:10:45 PM EDT
My first thought is how do you know what Hoppes #9 tastes like??
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:10:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By 50cal:
You figured out the secret mixture of Hoppes#9!!



so what do I mix to make CLP?


1/3 dog drool, 1/3 vodka. and 1/3 lemon.
add a pinch of tartar and your good to go.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:11:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
So . . . you know what Hoppes #9 tastes like?



I can't even IMAGINE tasting it.....
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:11:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Juell:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By 50cal:
You figured out the secret mixture of Hoppes#9!!



so what do I mix to make CLP?


1/3 dog drool, 1/3 vodka. and 1/3 lemon.
add a pinch of tartar and your good to go.



good deal, who ever said 11B's were useless?


oh yeah, us 19D's
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:12:07 PM EDT
I'll stick with the crown and coke that I'm drinking now.
YUMMY!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:12:17 PM EDT
Who's got tat photoshop of Teddy Kennedy Drinking n Driving. Need to change the jack bottle to a Hoppes bottle in his hand.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:12:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:13:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By smokycity:
Who's got tat photoshop of Teddy Kennedy Drinking n Driving. Need to change the jack bottle to a Hoppes bottle in his hand.


Thats fucjking funny!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:15:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By 50cal:
You figured out the secret mixture of Hoppes#9!!



so what do I mix to make CLP?



White Russian and cooter juice.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:16:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 50cal:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By 50cal:
You figured out the secret mixture of Hoppes#9!!



so what do I mix to make CLP?



White Russian and cooter juice.


Cooter juice??? Is that like "Duck butter"?? LOL........
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:22:51 PM EDT
Perhaps you just discovered the formula?

ktm500
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:25:41 PM EDT
Crap......I better get flat..........It's been great..........I wont remember this in the morning.
Damn funeral..........1000?? oh yeah i'll be sober by then i hopes heh, hoppes
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 8:26:30 PM EDT
e&j brany and a&w root beer goes great togeter it take almost like cream soda
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:11:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Juell:
So here I am, boozing it up tonight. I rum outta run! So no rum and cokes. I grab the next bottle, and it's Monarch Brandy! (that shit cost $8 a bottle!)
Mix it w/Coke, and sure enough! it smells like I'm cleaning gunz in the kitchen.
Your not supposed to dronk hoppes though.



I'm just glad you didn't ruin any of the good stuff.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:28:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bmick325:

Originally Posted By Juell:
So here I am, boozing it up tonight. I rum outta run! So no rum and cokes. I grab the next bottle, and it's Monarch Brandy! (that shit cost $8 a bottle!)
Mix it w/Coke, and sure enough! it smells like I'm cleaning gunz in the kitchen.
Your not supposed to dronk hoppes though.



I'm just glad you didn't ruin any of the good stuff.


+1
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:34:25 AM EDT
I've actually tasted Hoppes #9.  

I can guarantee you, brandy and coke does NOT taste like Hoppes #9

And yes, I've also had brandy and coke, and really...nothing like Hoppes #9
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:04:47 AM EDT
Have you people honestly drank Hoppes #9? Seriously?

And we wonder why so many gun owners were duped into voting for sKerry. Now we know.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 5:41:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
Have you people honestly drank Hoppes #9? Seriously?

And we wonder why so many gun owners were duped into voting for sKerry. Now we know.



Not on purpose!

I was cleaning something (obviously; not like it's out all the time), and I also had a pretty large cup of beer next to the big bottle of Hoppes.

Well, one thing led to another, I got distracted, grabbed the wrong bottle to take a swig of beer from...

The guy on the poison control hotline was laughing by the time I had finished the story. He told me I should be ok...and thankfully he left off the mental "you dumbass" from that statement
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