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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:52:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:52:49 AM EDT
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I'd do a swan dive off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:53:09 AM EDT
[#3]
Oh man, you dont make it easy do ya?
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:53:20 AM EDT
[#4]
haha, I used to play this. It's called "Death Is Not An Option"
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:53:39 AM EDT
[#5]
what's wrong with you???
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:54:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:55:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Wow – early woman is taking a not so surprising lead.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:55:42 AM EDT
[#8]
Don't you dare stuff it... 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:56:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Sorry...I think banging Pvt. England would make you at least turbo-gay (term courtesy of markm).
She's a bit dude-like for my tastes... |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:59:27 AM EDT
[#10]
So you scream "LUCCYYYYYYYYYYY" at the moment of ecstacy. It's not like she'll know what that means... 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:00:35 AM EDT
[#11]
I would rather stick it in a wood chipper.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:00:48 AM EDT
[#12]
I searched on Feinstein .. found this to hit. *shrug*
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:01:26 AM EDT
[#13]
You sick fuck! 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:04:14 AM EDT
[#14]
This is the toughest poll ever, they are all disgusting, I'd rather masturbate.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:06:32 AM EDT
[#15]
[Comic book guy] Worst poll EVER [/Comic book guy]
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:12:10 AM EDT
[#16]
At least with Hillary and Feinswine there is no chance of offspring at this point in time
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:14:21 AM EDT
[#17]
Find MMcCall and check his sigline
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:16:30 AM EDT
[#18]
I'd hit that. 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:17:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:26:51 AM EDT
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i'm thinking Pvt. England. at least you could probably sit around afterwards and talk about something. i KNOW i don't want to hear anything either of the other chioces have to say. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:29:13 AM EDT
[#21]
Turn in your man card right now! |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:31:45 AM EDT
[#22]
Right hand, left hand, or step in front of a bus.
Any of them would be better options. I chose Hilliary just for the 'grudge' factor.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:32:07 AM EDT
[#23]
Hey, you know that chick's got a good sense of humor. She'd have to, how many chicks would let you do it with them while they have an open issue of Playboy covering their face... |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:36:28 AM EDT
[#24]
Fuck it!! Menage a trois!! (is that even spelled correctly??)
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:38:27 AM EDT
[#25]
I'll cut my dick off with a spoon before I'd let them have it.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:42:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Geez,
They're all men with vaginas. That's a tough one. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:44:41 AM EDT
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Do I have to choose?
If I absolutely have to, I will take Pvt. England. At least her age is right. 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:45:00 AM EDT
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If I HAD to make a choice, I'd do Hillary. Then I could ask her for an autograph for my super-liberal wife afterwards
 ... AND then I could destroy her political career by revealing her "affair" with me when she runs for president (and show off the hidden video I took of the donkey punch) |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:49:10 AM EDT
[#29]
I will never tell. This will go to the grave with me.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:51:35 AM EDT
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I know I'm going to regret this and stand a good chance of burning in hell. Feinstein would be the one, it would be a grudge f*ck full of anger for every gun she tried to grab. So put on a helmet and hang on, daddys driving today bitch.
 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:59:46 AM EDT
[#31]
W  W!Really good idea. I'm changing my choice to the same as yours.(Except for the autograph bit though) |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:06:27 AM EDT
[#32]
PVT England.
We could discuss the proper way to collar and leash someone! |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:13:24 AM EDT
[#33]
I'd have to say PVT England....at least the Privates privates should still resemble girl privates....and not some piece of dried up nasty beef jerky....
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:15:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:34:58 AM EDT
[#35]
Quick question when ya say "hit it" are we going with the concept that its like "normal" intercourse or am I given carte blanche? I would love to get all 3 of them into an abandoned warehouse hell I'd even add Rosie O'Donell into the mix if I can do WHATEVER I want to them. I'm thinking dirty sanchez, dirty carl, blumpkins, some B/DS&M, Rope torture, Ass to Mouth transfer etc. Nothing that would cause them permanent damage mind you but enuff to knock 'em down several pegs.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:43:59 AM EDT
[#37]
Any port in a storm
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:47:23 AM EDT
[#38]
I'd rather masturbate
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:49:59 AM EDT
[#39]
I don't know what half that stuff is,but it sounds like a plan to me
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:53:43 AM EDT
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Hillary, I mean england is the ugliest damn he/she I have seen in a while.
Feinswine Is what 80 some odd years old? 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 8:56:54 AM EDT
[#41]
I'd rather get 100,000 paper cuts or dive into a swimming pool full of broken glass than do any of them.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:26:01 AM EDT
[#42]
No, I'd think you screw one of them first, if you could get it up. Be truthful. Broken glass? 
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:29:52 AM EDT
[#43]
That's my vote! All three at once! Complete bondage and submission session here! No holes barred! When I'm done with those three 'ladies', they would never show their faces in public again, it's a win-win situation! (Then I'd shoot myself!) |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:30:34 AM EDT
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This conversation reminds me of when I was ststioned at Ft McClellan Al in 1971. It was the Women's Army Corps training post. More damn ugly women there per sq yard than anywhere else in the US. We would have "Ugly Woman" parties where we would see who could bring the ugliest woman. Winner got a case of Boones Farm.
rk |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:34:12 AM EDT
[#45]
Hmm. I voted England but now I want to change my vote.
I'd hate-fuck Feinstein in the pooper while holding my AR-15 and singing "THIS is my RIFLE, THIS is my GUN. . . ." at the top of my lungs.
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:36:24 AM EDT
[#46]
OK, and for the ladies:
Bill Clinton Robert Byrd Ted Kennedy |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:41:38 AM EDT
[#47]
When I think of the first two, sticking a beer bottle up thier ass and kick it till it breaks is all that comes to mind. So, I guess its the young fugly private
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:42:58 AM EDT
[#48]
You're twisted man!
If I absolutely had to choose it would be Hillary. Pvt. England would probably have a bigger dick than me, and Feinswine is so old and dried up she'd probably queef dust. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:46:50 AM EDT
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I picked one from your stinky poll....Only because I could close my eyes and she wouldn't feel like something from the mummy's tomb.
Now I feel all icky and shit. Gotta go shower in scalding hot water, untill I'm strawberry colored. |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 9:55:03 AM EDT
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Englund. Probably doesn't have roids yet and that ben-gay smell. Probably the only one that may like sex. You know damn well the other two don't.
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