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Posted: 9/30/2005 6:51:43 AM EDT
Which would be the least disgusting?

Hillary
Feinswine
Pv­t. England

Discuss.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:52:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 6:54:24 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:52:49 AM EDT
I'd do a swan dive off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:53:09 AM EDT
Oh man, you dont make it easy do ya?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:53:20 AM EDT
haha, I used to play this. It's called "Death Is Not An Option"
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:53:39 AM EDT
what's wrong with you???
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:54:26 AM EDT
Any of them would be disgusting, but only because all of the ridiculous/freaky/nasty shit I would make them do.

And then post pics
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:55:13 AM EDT
Wow – early woman is taking a not so surprising lead.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:55:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cahill:
Any of them would be disgusting, but only because all of the ridiculous/freaky/nasty shit I would make them do.

And then post pics



Don't you dare stuff it...
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:56:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 6:58:04 AM EDT by rob78]
Sorry...I think banging Pvt. England would make you at least turbo-gay (term courtesy of markm).

She's a bit dude-like for my tastes...
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 6:59:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
Wow – early woman is taking a not so surprising lead.

images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/wonderquest/2004/12-10-early-man.jpg



So you scream "LUCCYYYYYYYYYYY" at the moment of ecstacy. It's not like she'll know what that means...

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:00:35 AM EDT
I would rather stick it in a wood chipper.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:00:48 AM EDT
I searched on Feinstein .. found this to hit. *shrug*

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:01:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:

So you scream "LUCCYYYYYYYYYYY" at the moment of ecstacy. It's not like she'll know what that means...


You sick fuck!

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:04:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 7:05:37 AM EDT by PerryF]
This is the toughest poll ever, they are all disgusting, I'd rather masturbate.



Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:06:32 AM EDT
[Comic book guy] Worst poll EVER [/Comic book guy]
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:12:10 AM EDT
At least with Hillary and Feinswine there is no chance of offspring at this point in time
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:14:21 AM EDT
Find MMcCall and check his sigline
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:16:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
I searched on Feinstein .. found this to hit. *shrug*

www.healthyfutures.ws/images/Kim.jpg



I'd hit that.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:17:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
homepage.uab.edu/beetle/smiley.GIF



+1!!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:26:51 AM EDT



i'm thinking Pvt. England.

at least you could probably sit around afterwards and talk about something.

i KNOW i don't want to hear anything either of the other chioces have to say.


Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:29:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bullyforyou:
i'm thinking Pvt. England.

at least you could probably sit around afterwards and talk about something.



Turn in your man card right now!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:31:45 AM EDT
Right hand, left hand, or step in front of a bus.

Any of them would be better options.

I chose Hilliary just for the 'grudge' factor.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:32:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:

Originally Posted By bullyforyou:
i'm thinking Pvt. England.

at least you could probably sit around afterwards and talk about something.



Turn in your man card right now!



Hey, you know that chick's got a good sense of humor.

She'd have to, how many chicks would let you do it with them while they have an open issue of Playboy covering their face...
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:36:28 AM EDT
Fuck it!! Menage a trois!! (is that even spelled correctly??)

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:38:27 AM EDT
I'll cut my dick off with a spoon before I'd let them have it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:42:41 AM EDT
Geez,
They're all men with vaginas. That's a tough one.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:44:41 AM EDT
Do I have to choose?
If I absolutely have to, I will take Pvt. England.
At least her age is right.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:45:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 7:45:17 AM EDT by DK-Prof]
If I HAD to make a choice, I'd do Hillary. Then I could ask her for an autograph for my super-liberal wife afterwards


... AND then I could destroy her political career by revealing her "affair" with me when she runs for president (and show off the hidden video I took of the donkey punch)

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:49:10 AM EDT
I will never tell. This will go to the grave with me.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:51:35 AM EDT
I know I'm going to regret this and stand a good chance of burning in hell. Feinstein would be the one, it would be a grudge f*ck full of anger for every gun she tried to grab. So put on a helmet and hang on, daddys driving today bitch.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:59:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
If I HAD to make a choice, I'd do Hillary. Then I could ask her for an autograph for my super-liberal wife afterwards

... AND then I could destroy her political career by revealing her "affair" with me when she runs for president (and show off the hidden video I took of the donkey punch)


WW!
Really good idea. I'm changing my choice to the same as yours.(Except for the autograph bit though)
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:06:27 AM EDT
PVT England.

We could discuss the proper way to collar and leash someone!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:13:24 AM EDT
I'd have to say PVT England....at least the Privates privates should still resemble girl privates....and not some piece of dried up nasty beef jerky....
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:15:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
If I HAD to make a choice, I'd do Hillary. Then I could ask her for an autograph for my super-liberal wife afterwards


... AND then I could destroy her political career by revealing her "affair" with me when she runs for president (and show off the hidden video I took of the donkey punch)





Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:34:58 AM EDT
Quick question when ya say "hit it" are we going with the concept that its like "normal" intercourse or am I given carte blanche? I would love to get all 3 of them into an abandoned warehouse hell I'd even add Rosie O'Donell into the mix if I can do WHATEVER I want to them. I'm thinking dirty sanchez, dirty carl, blumpkins, some B/DS&M, Rope torture, Ass to Mouth transfer etc. Nothing that would cause them permanent damage mind you but enuff to knock 'em down several pegs.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:36:05 AM EDT
I'd rather castrate myself with a rusty can lid...
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:43:59 AM EDT
Any port in a storm
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:47:23 AM EDT
I'd rather masturbate
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:49:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrMurphy:
Quick question when ya say "hit it" are we going with the concept that its like "normal" intercourse or am I given carte blanche? I would love to get all 3 of them into an abandoned warehouse hell I'd even add Rosie O'Donell into the mix if I can do WHATEVER I want to them. I'm thinking dirty sanchez, dirty carl, blumpkins, some B/DS&M, Rope torture, Ass to Mouth transfer etc. Nothing that would cause them permanent damage mind you but enuff to knock 'em down several pegs.






I don't know what half that stuff is,but it sounds like a plan to me
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:53:43 AM EDT
Hillary, I mean england is the ugliest damn he/she I have seen in a while.
Feinswine Is what 80 some odd years old?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:56:54 AM EDT
I'd rather get 100,000 paper cuts or dive into a swimming pool full of broken glass than do any of them.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:26:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
I'd rather get 100,000 paper cuts or dive into a swimming pool full of broken glass than do any of them.



No, I'd think you screw one of them first, if you could get it up. Be truthful. Broken glass?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:29:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:
Fuck it!! Menage a trois!! (is that even spelled correctly??)

hr


That's my vote! All three at once! Complete bondage and submission session here! No holes barred! When I'm done with those three 'ladies', they would never show their faces in public again, it's a win-win situation!

(Then I'd shoot myself!)
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:30:34 AM EDT
This conversation reminds me of when I was ststioned at Ft McClellan Al in 1971. It was the Women's Army Corps training post. More damn ugly women there per sq yard than anywhere else in the US. We would have "Ugly Woman" parties where we would see who could bring the ugliest woman. Winner got a case of Boones Farm.

rk
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:34:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 9:34:48 AM EDT by happycynic]
Hmm. I voted England but now I want to change my vote.

I'd hate-fuck Feinstein in the pooper while holding my AR-15 and singing "THIS is my RIFLE, THIS is my GUN. . . ." at the top of my lungs.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:36:24 AM EDT
OK, and for the ladies:

Bill Clinton
Robert Byrd
Ted Kennedy
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:41:38 AM EDT
When I think of the first two, sticking a beer bottle up thier ass and kick it till it breaks is all that comes to mind. So, I guess its the young fugly private
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:42:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 9:43:46 AM EDT by SPTiger]
You're twisted man!

If I absolutely had to choose it would be Hillary. Pvt. England would probably have a bigger dick than me, and Feinswine is so old and dried up she'd probably queef dust.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:46:50 AM EDT
I picked one from your stinky poll....Only because I could close my eyes and she wouldn't feel like something from the mummy's tomb.

Now I feel all icky and shit. Gotta go shower in scalding hot water, untill I'm strawberry colored.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:55:03 AM EDT
Englund. Probably doesn't have roids yet and that ben-gay smell. Probably the only one that may like sex. You know damn well the other two don't.
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