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Posted: 12/16/2003 3:39:36 PM EDT
Today, GWB has signed the Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003 (CAN-SPAM Act). Now what kind of joker comes up with names like that just so the law sounds cute and witty?
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 3:50:55 PM EDT
Well, you see, first they have a large, horribly expensive taxpayer-funded study (translation: they have dinner at a really expensive restaurant with their friends) Then they have a taxpayer-funded think-tank (Translation: Post-Dinner drinks at some pub) Then, while hung-over the next morning, some staffer on a deadline says "how about this" and they go along with it just to make the staffer go away and leave them and their headache alone. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 3:54:50 PM EDT
It's also a complete lie. The act was pretty much written by the ones creating the spam in the first places. Overules some states very tough laws with ones that give the spammers a pretty much free hand to spam the crap out of us. It's a total bullshit law that will only make your inbox and filters explode with the onslaught that is going to be coming very shortly.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 3:56:55 PM EDT
Saddam liked SPAM too. He had some in his spider hole. The amazing thing is that he is supposed to be muslim. SPAM IS PORK. LOL
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 3:57:22 PM EDT
Actually the name may be construted as something completely opposite. "CAN-SPAM Act. I can spam now? Hey, thanks"
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