I'll start with this one:

This AM, a local Newburgh NY area radio station passed the word that the Space Shuttle Endeavor was going to land at Stewart Int'l Airport at 0930 local. From my vantage point on the flight line (reaalllly, I had a gripe to look at on one of the KC-130's), it was even more fun watching the line of cars parked on the shoulder of Rte 17K, anxiously awaiting the return of Endeavor.[rolleyes]

Back on April 1st '87 or '88, I remember my clock radio going off and waking to find that my favorite Classic Rock station in Jacksonville NC had changed it's format to RAP! Thank god, the station manager kicked some DJ ass and returned to the Classic Rock format later that morning. We didn't have that many more listening choices!!      

I got a few people with this one...

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=105561[/url]

My wife sewed my underwear shut and when I tried to put them on this morning I fell in the attempt. To see a 53 year old 200 pound man hit the deck at 0530 is indeed a sight!

Topic: BATF says ALL FAL style (sporting) rifles illegal!!!!
I posted that on the FALFILES.com board... check out some of the responses....
http://www.falfiles.com/cgi-bin/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=020316

Mrs. Caveman just told me that our oldest son (16) was "got" by 2 of his friends.
He loves chocolate, so they took the "filling" out of an Oreo and replaced it with mayonaisse.[^]

No school this week for spring break, so they got him first thing this mornin'. He's out "roamin'" the neighborhood right now, but when he gets home I'm gonna see if he wants an Oreo.[;D]