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Posted: 5/7/2003 10:44:45 AM EST
[url]http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/43351|oddlyenough|05-07-2003::09:25|reuters.html[/url] Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide May 7, 9:16 am ET JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday. Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. "Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor." Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene. He said police had turned up no motive for the suicide, which stunned staff and shoppers at the store in northern Kwazulu-Natal province.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 10:46:43 AM EST
Don't you wonder if the store is going to buy a new meat cutting saw, or just clean it and keep using it? Eeeeeeeewww.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 10:47:38 AM EST
Thats messed up. I wonder if they switched the blade before they cut the next slab of meat.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 10:54:11 AM EST
Man had a bad day and lost his head!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:02:59 AM EST
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U: Man had a bad day and lost his head!
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I hate it when that happens.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:05:46 AM EST
[puke]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:07:21 AM EST
I wonder what was going through his mind?
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:12:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By P806: I wonder what was going through his mind?
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I think they said it was a band saw blade. [lol]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:13:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By Airwolf: [url]http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/43351|oddlyenough|05-07-2003::09:25|reuters.html[/url] Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide May 7, 9:16 am ET JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday. Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.
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Maybe he was despondant after Poky left him? [peep] Later,
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:15:32 AM EST
I wouldn't buy the special for at least a week.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:18:59 AM EST
Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and [red]headed[/red] for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters.
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That's cold!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:32:24 AM EST
That man definately is not going to ge a'head' in life!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:41:25 AM EST
Alright, stop butchering Airwolf's thread.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:42:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dredd308:
Originally Posted By P806: I wonder what was going through his mind?
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I think they said it was a band saw blade. [lol]
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*snicker*
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 11:45:16 AM EST
Special price on head cheese startong tomarrow.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:01:05 PM EST
I have to admire the guy. At least he didn't take the easy way out. I've heard of alot of different ways to commit suicide but this is a first. Two thumbs up for originality. Two thumbs down for thinking there was no other way out of whatever hell he was in.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:10:47 PM EST
They really need to put a 5 day waiting period on bandsaws!!!![:)]"Would you like that thick or thin sliced???:)[chainsawkill][chainsawkill][chainsawkill][c­hainsawki[chainsawkill]ll][chain[chainsawkill­]sawkill][chainsawkill][chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:10:58 PM EST
Hey, [b]ANYBODY[/b] can use a rope, or a gun This guy was [b]CREATIVE[/b] [:D]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:20:00 PM EST
I bet he got hung up on his vertebrae. Damn! That must have hurt!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:34:58 PM EST
He came, sawed, and succeeded.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:39:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Yankee1911: Alright, stop butchering Airwolf's thread.
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[LOLabove]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 12:54:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:31:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/7/2003 3:32:03 PM EST by Tango7]
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Originally Posted By Airwolf: Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.
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[eddiemurphyI'm Gumbi, dammit![/eddiemurphy][/s] Sigh...kudos to Raptorsys.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:46:48 PM EST
I know, I mean I knew a guy in WI that tied a rope to a tree put it through his truck window, & around his neck, & then stomped on the gas pedal, rrrriiiipppp!
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:55:41 PM EST
THE HEADS WILL ROLL!!![ROFL] Damn, I don't think that's what his friend meant when he told him the cure for depression is to go get some head at the local supermarket...
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 3:57:11 PM EST
Damn! A meat saw would not be my first choice. [%|]
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 4:54:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By iNuhBaDNayburhood: I can pretty much guarantee you that they're just going to sanitize/clean it and keep on using it... I used to be the guy who cleans up the saws, slicers, and the whole meat department at a grocery store...
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Buddy of mine in AL used to do that. Got in trouble a bunch of times for taunting the live lobsters in front of customers.
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