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Posted: 2/6/2006 1:56:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 2:00:22 PM EST by 89grand]


More mug shot funnies thanks to Maricopa County!

First Name: THERESA
Last Name: DELEON
Date of Birth: 2/28/1966
Height: 5'03
Weight: 120
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BROWN
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
In Custody For:
001 FELONY COUNT OF PROBATION VIOLATION


www.mcso.org/submenu.asp?file=CrimeOfTheWeek&TX=13-90&DESC=Probation%20Violation¤tPage=9


Link Posted: 2/6/2006 1:58:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 1:59:11 PM EST by bastiat]






Link Posted: 2/6/2006 1:58:34 PM EST
Well, if you remove......Oh wait... ummmmmm...no
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 1:59:21 PM EST
There is no way in heck I could masturbate to this thread.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 1:59:34 PM EST
I knew better...hit the friggin' link anyway.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:00:50 PM EST
<Austin_Powers> That's a Man baby!</>
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:02:02 PM EST
Yeah, so?
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:03:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By skebe:
<Austin_Powers> That's a Man baby!</>



Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Maybe he already had it cut off, so they are considering him a female.


-K
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:04:13 PM EST
What the fucking hell is that?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:04:32 PM EST
I'd it hit. With a 2x4.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:05:01 PM EST
That looks like AlGore's '08 Presidential Campaign manager.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:06:14 PM EST
MACK. TRUCK.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:06:28 PM EST
Clean her up and she'd be HOT.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:07:00 PM EST
Prolly wanna them Kali invaders...
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Is that... Spock??
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:09:21 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:11:18 PM EST
I wouldn't arrest him on the grounds that to cuff him, I'd have to touch him.


I mean her, I think.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:11:19 PM EST
I'd hit it with fire from orbit.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:12:50 PM EST
After looking at some of those mugshots it seems there are a lot of freakshows in Phoenix.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:15:33 PM EST
Somebody needs to PhotoShop that image...
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:15:42 PM EST
I wouldn't even hit it with 89grand's dick.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:16:21 PM EST
Ray Charles would not have hit that.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:16:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By BerlinVet:
Somebody needs to PhotoShop that image...



I don't see how photoshop can make that 'thing' any better or worse.

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:16:59 PM EST
Oh NASTY!

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:17:06 PM EST
Holy Shit!
Kill it!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:17:12 PM EST
LOL - somebody needs to set up a myspace profile for 'it'.

HAH.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:17:54 PM EST
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Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:31:17 PM EST
That's a dude!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 2:41:07 PM EST
I'd hit it with a 2x4 just to make sure it was dead.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:06:31 PM EST
You could do some minor improvements by taking a crap on her face.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:11:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By 50cal:
Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?

That thing is ugly as a sack full of assholes.




Now that's funny !
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:15:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/6/2006 3:16:46 PM EST by lippo]
Here she was as a little girl...

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:25:04 PM EST
Well, there's something you don't see everyday.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 3:27:33 PM EST
Jesus Christ!!! Kill it with fire!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:10:31 PM EST
draw down
2 in the chest
1 in the head
douse with gasoline
strike a match
SSS+S (strike a match)
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:12:40 PM EST
what the fuck is that thing?!?!?
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:12:59 PM EST
[corcodile dundee]just checkin[/crocodile dundee]


Aint no way in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:14:13 PM EST
It's all yours Buddy
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:16:47 PM EST
I would hit it with an oaken cudgel to make it better looking.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:21:50 PM EST
Fucking Romulans!

Link Posted: 2/6/2006 4:37:14 PM EST
See what happens when you breed with a Salt Monster ?!?!?!?

So, who's gonna make that pic their new avatar?


Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:24:37 PM EST
That looks like a way cool submission for "Hot Or Not"...!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:32:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 5:09:50 AM EST
Gee, think the cops would ever have a hard time finding that mutant based on an eyewittness description?
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 5:15:54 AM EST
Good God!

That's not ugly!

That's pug fugly!!!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 5:18:03 AM EST
This leaves no doubt in my mind - the End is Near.
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