But why does Boomer have to be so damn cute, I swear I know she's a Cylon, but she still just does it for me.  She has that Cylon-Next-Door look about her.

Chris

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Someone left the computer and was still logged in...I think.

Quoted: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

That goofy Battlestar Galactica remake....you don't know what a Cylon is?

UUMMMMMM   6  

Please back slowly away from the crack-pipe.

Quoted: Quoted: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? That goofy Battlestar Galactica remake....you don't know what a Cylon is?

No, I'm not teh ghey.

Number 6:


Boomer:

Quoted: Number 6: photos1.blogger.com/img/89/3384/640/tricia_helfer_6.jpg Boomer: bluezhift.proliphus.com/media/2/20050212-GracePark_BSG01.jpg

That is all.

I can't get a woody for my enemies.

What is she? 12?????

Mods??? Pedo cleanup in GD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Quoted: What is she? 12????? Mods??? Pedo cleanup in GD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

25, but why let facts get in the way.  

How come they made the original characters into chicks? hinking.gif It's a bad sign!

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS!!!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Quoted: How come they made the original characters into chicks? It's a bad sign!

There is no man on earth that could follow Dirk Benedict playing Starbuck. IMO, they HAD to redefine the character.

Hmm. Starbuck is an orphan. I wonder if she's a Cylon.

Quoted: NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

h.gif Guilty as charged!

To quote Bobcat Goldthwait


"Have any of you nerds actually SEEN a vagina? If you had a police line-up with a vigina, a donut, and a mop, would you be able to pick out the vagina? Cause the minute you can, you're gonna throw that Stormtrooper cookie jar right out the window!"

Quoted: Number 6: www.zone-sf.com/images/bstargal2.jpg Boomer: bluezhift.proliphus.com/media/2/20050212-GracePark_BSG01.jpg

Nerdy, eh...http://battlestar.ugo.com/images/girls//tricia_helfer/large/tricia_helfer_10.jpg

here you are on a saturday day, sitting in front of a computer posting to the GD, responding to a thread, calling me a nerd.  

"Hello Kettle, this is the pot; you're black"

Quoted: What is she? 12????? Mods??? Pedo cleanup in GD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Did you drink the whole bottle of Retardoserum at once?

Wait wasn't Boomer a  GUY!!!!!

Quoted: Wait wasn't Boomer a  GUY!!!!!

Yep, and as I recall, a railroad driver.  Personally, I don't really think he looks like the "Boomer" above.  

Hey, don't forget Cally either.

She was a bit too cute and cuddly until she tried to beat the shit out of the other crewman.  

Sure as hell didn't expect that (or her going "Jack Ruby" at the end).

Might be a toaster or the "cute chick" has serious balls (metaphorically speaking, of course).

I'd hit 'em both 2 times!!

Quoted: Quoted: What is she? 12????? Mods??? Pedo cleanup in GD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! 25, but why let facts get in the way.

Well someone has his training pants in a twist!!!!!!
HUMOR...look it up...if ya can reach that shelf in the bookcase, mind you.
Did ya not see the winkie smilie??????
Here's more!

Quoted: What is she? 12????? Mods??? Pedo cleanup in GD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

She's 25 man.  

Please remember when you start a thread here that not all of us go to Zena conventions. You need to explain a little more than you did

Boomer was in Maxim recently.

Kharn

Quoted: Did ya not see the winkie smilie?????? Here's more!

You need some new glasses

Ain't got nothing on my girl:



Damn... resistance is futile indeed!

Boomer is Asian.

Asians = tiny spinners

tiny spinners = me likey.

Boomer was in Maxim recently. Kharn

= post the damn pictures already!

Here's some more Grace Park:

http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/html/girl_1108.html

link left cold 'cos the mods all seem to be a little on the twitchy side these days.  

Quoted: Quoted: What is she? 12????? Mods??? Pedo cleanup in GD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! She's 25 man.

<--Is not a man...not even a boy..but a CHICK

OK...in my defense...The comment was made when only the pic of the Asian kid was posted...not the blonde so can I help it if the poster decided to edit??? huh??? Can I?
Second...As much as it PAINS to admit her hottiness, Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan) is the hottest space "babe."
Third...Where's Jean-luc when Ya need him?

Quoted: OK...in my defense...The comment was made when only the pic of the Asian kid was posted...not the blonde so can I help it if the poster decided to edit??? huh??? Can I?

The (Asian) actress that plays Boomer is 25. Thats just an odd pic.

Kharn

Get A Life!

Ears.....Jon Lovitz
Charlie.....Dana Carvey
Artie.....Kevin Nealon
Emcee.....Phil Hartman
.....William Shatner
Second Emcee.....A. Whitney Brown


[ open on an exterior shot of the "Holiday Inn" with a sign reading "Welcome Trekkers." ]

[ dissolve inside ]

[ A sign on the wall reads "16th Annual Star Trek Convention -- 1986" ]

Ears: Charlie! Check this out!

Charlie: [ wearing "I Grok Spock" t-shirt ] Oh, outstanding, man!

Ears: Original cast photo, right before they added Chekhov!

Charlie: Oh, how much was it?

Ears: Sixty dollars!

Charlie: Ohhh.... They got any left?

Loudspeaker: Attention Trekkers, now available in the Hamilton Room... copies of DeForest Kelley's single record, "He's Dead, Jim." Right now, in the Hamilton Room.

Artie: [ making the Vulcan "peace sign" ] Hey guys!

Charlie & Ears: Hey Artie!

Artie: How you guys doing on the trivia quiz?

Charlie: Aw, since you... hey, you got Khan's middle name?

Artie: [ smugly ] Noonian!

Charlie: Yeoman Rand's cabin number?

Artie: Y3-90!

[ Charlie and Ears snicker knowingly to each other. ]

Artie: What? Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

[ more snickers ]

Emcee: Attention! Attention! Hello everybody! Welcome to Day 4 of the 16th Annual Star Trek Convention... Well! ...here in Rye, New York. A few announcements.... Ah... first... ah... a wonderful new... ah... item has just been added to the convention. It's a program from the 1975 convention!

Trekkies: Oooo! Ahhh!

Emcee: Yeah! It's a very special item, I'm sure you'll enjoy it, and it's ONLY... thirty dollars.
Secondly, we have some exciting guests at the convention today, so let me introduce them to you right now. First, we have the lovely actress Julie Cobb. Now you all remember her as Yeoman Leslie Thompson from the first ten minutes of Episode 51, "Errand of Mercy"... in which she was transformed into a cube... and crushed!
And next up is Pamela Denberg Doohan, the ex-wife of course of James "Scotty" Doohan, and ah... I understand life with the Enterprise's Chief Mechanical Officer *was* somewhat turbulent... kinda like living with a MUGATU!

Trekkies: [ geekie laughter ]

Emcee: Yeah! Well you'll all be able to meet Pamela in the Briar Wing where she'll be signing copies of her new book, "Beam Me Out Of Here"!
And finally, the man you've all been waiting for, this is his first Star Trek convention in quite a long time, I know he's thrilled to be here, Captain James Tiberius Kirk himself, WILLIAM SHATNER! [ Shatner walks to the podium. ] Now Bill's here to field a few questions so just fire away!

Trekkies: Mr. Shatner! Mr. Shatner!

William Shatner: Alright, the first question, uh, go ahead! Charlie: Yeah! Okay, um, when you were gonna beam down to the planet, okay, for the last time in Episode 25? I was wondering, like um, w-w-what was going on with the crew in that particular....

William Shatner: Uh... Episode 25?

Charlie: Yeah!

William Shatner: Um... you gotta give me a PLOT, see, cause it's 20 years and it's a long time... a PLOT... uh....

Charlie: Yeah, Episode 25, that's where you and the crew of the Enterprise get attacked by these spores? And started acting real weird, like hippies and stuff?

William Shatner: [ smiling ] Oh oh, yeah right, I remember, okay uh... what's the question?

Charlie: Well um, I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me and my friends, okay? Um, like, when you... um, left your quarters for the last time? And you opened up your safe? Um... what was the combination?

William Shatner: [ lengthy pause, incredulous expression ] I-I-I don't know! I mean, it's been a long time! I, uh... I don't know that! Uh, okay?

Charlie: [ disappointed ] Okay! Okay!

William Shatner: Anybody? Oh, all right, go ahead! You? Go ahead! You in the funny shirt!

Artie: [ wearing Kirk uniform ] Okay! Another bet... okay... on your horse farm... alright? How many saddle-bred horses do you have?

William Shatner: Uh... 34.

Artie: Wait, wait... is that including the colt that was born earlier this week?

William Shatner: [ stunned pause ] That mare had a foal?

Artie: Tuesday!

William Shatner: Well I... guess it's 35 then!

Artie: ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! [ congratulated by his friends ]

William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

[ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies.... ]

I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

[ to "Ears" ] You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

[ "Ears" hangs his head ]

I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

Charlie: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the movies?

William Shatner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... [ walks away from podium ] I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....

[ Emcee argues with Shatner off-mike, shoves him, Shatner shoves back harder.... ]

Second Emcee: Uh... that was William Shatner, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, I'd like to remind you Trekkers that we have some fine refreshments from all over the galaxy... Coke, Diet Coke, Bubble Up, Orange, I believe. We....

[ Meanwhile, Emcee waves the contract in front of Shatner, who then reluctantly returns to the podium.... ]

William Shatner: Of course, that speech was a "re-creation" of the "Evil Captain Kirk" from um... Episode, um... [ Emcee whispers ] THIRTY-SEVEN... uhh... called... [ another whisper ] "The Enemy Within."

[ Trekkies get happy, applaud ]

William Shatner: Yuh, Yuh, so thank you... and, and... Live Long and Prosper...

[ Trekkies make Vulcan "peace sign".... ]

William Shatner: So everybody... set your phasers on stun, cause... THIS CONVENTION'S AHEAD WARP FACTOR NINE, Y'KNOW? RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WARP FACTOR NINE!

[ fade out ]

Some of you girls need a serious geekectomy. Ray

Quoted: Some of you girls need a serious geekectomy. Ray

Can ya get them on ebay???????

W-T-F-C???

Quoted: Some of you girls need a serious geekectomy. Ray

He writes sitting behind his keyboard, surfing a gun site, instead of shooting his guns or getting laid.

Quoted: Quoted: Some of you girls need a serious geekectomy. Ray He writes sitting behind his keyboard, surfing a gun site, instead of shooting his guns or getting laid.

You know nothing of my personal circumstances. Fact is, I work 7 days a week, and post on occaision. You, on the other hand, have found the time to post here over 4,400 times. For all you know, glorious
Fuck-tard, I could be shooting my firearm and blowing a load as I type this. Ray

WTF IS IT WITH YOU NERDS AND BANGING THESE ALIEN CHICKS....

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Some of you girls need a serious geekectomy. Ray He writes sitting behind his keyboard, surfing a gun site, instead of shooting his guns or getting laid. You know nothing of my personal circumstances. Fact is, I work 7 days a week, and post on occaision. You, on the other hand, have found the time to post here over 4,400 times. For all you know, glorious Fuck-tard, I could be shooting my firearm and blowing a load as I type this. Ray

Fuck-tard, huh? Boy you sure told me.

You sure are sensative about your "personal circumstances." Things must not be going well huh?

BTW, only a geek would be shooting, posting and blowing a load at the same time.

Quoted: WTF IS IT WITH YOU NERDS AND BANGING THESE ALIEN CHICKS....

Here's a clue. The alien chicks are actually really hot human actresses.

.

Ref. "Fucktard", I learned that one here. It has a nice ring to it. As far as current personal circumstances, life has its ups and downs. If I were stupid enough to give out my address on the net (I really don't have much space left for shallow graves) you would not believe it. If my residence were to become available and advertised, there would be at least hundreds of applicants.
I work too often and do not make the money I should. Don't get to spend enough time with family or friends. When I feel the need for female companionship, I've never had a shortage. I wake up alive and find myself to be an employed American. Its a good way to start the day.
Firearms are a part of my profession, not a "wannabe" obsession. When it comes to geekatude, I have to thank a wonderful geek for aquiring my computer system from parts, putting it together, and educating me on the basics so I can use this tool of the devil. Yes, I may crack on the geeks and nerds, but its called humor. Hell, if you overheard my best friend and I (old Marine buddies) "greeting"
each other, you would call 911. Lighten up, Francis. Ray

My e-cock is bigger than your e-cock!!!!!!

Quoted: How come they made the original characters into chicks? It's a bad sign!

Actually its a very minor change compared to the overall story. The story is much better and even though I tried to hate the remake. Its quite an excellent show. I dare say it makes the original look uber corny.