Which one of you guys is posting these topics on the Houston Chronicle Rita forum?
Ashamed to be a texan - where's my free helicopter ride?
Ammo whore - looters and zombies
Whose fault is this? - want a refund, moving to Canada
Some damn funny stuff here.
OK it's me. I'll take the credit.
No seriously, why would you blow the cover of one of our professional trolls?
OK now I KNOW it's an ARFCOMMER based on this post:
I woulda drawn down on that fool.....
And then this little gem:
post:Jesus Christ help you! Are you guys that paranoid!? It's ridiculous how fast people run to get guns when they think someone may come and steal their priceless, replaceable material possessions. Houston is too big and too dense. If looting is going to occur it will be in certain areas. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about because you are obviously still at home. Looters historically steal from areas where no one is there. Put your death machines down.
And the reply:That is easy for you to say!!
I have to be on the lookout for looters and zombies.
Don't be hatin', yo!
This one is really funny:
I have Grandpappy''s shotgun and his Colt Peacemaker right here with me.
My Rottweiler is ready too.
No one is getting my Sean John's.
Or my gold teef....
I woudlnt admit to only having that much ammo
It's amazing how people can still say that with a straight face after the NO situation. Sure, roving bands of hoods will just move along when you offer up your replaceable posessions...
I saw that first one in another thread and it reminded me of something I would troll at DU. I wish I thought of that.
Good work to our agent rovocateur.