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Posted: 8/9/2011 7:20:56 PM EDT
While golfing at a fund raiser today, I learned of a surgery to correct a problem  13% of the ladies have.

You have heard of men with little dicks being able to get them made longer by surgery.......
Today I was told of a procedure to end the pain of hitting the back wall of your lady if her tunnel of love is too short.

That is all.....

Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:24:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:25:37 PM EDT
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1st post
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:27:39 PM EDT
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always the first post

Nice job gentlemen!
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:28:05 PM EDT
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13% huh. I would've guessed closer to 100%. Must just be me.










Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:30:16 PM EDT
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Sounds like many of you haven't encountered diving head first into a "shallow pool."

Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:30:58 PM EDT
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Pics or GTFO?
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:31:15 PM EDT
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popping a cherry is one thing,,,,,,busting a cervix is another......
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:32:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:47:31 PM EDT
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Only seven posts, huh?





You're either off to a good start or won't last long.   Only time will tell.
If you haven't been shortchanged in life, you will bottom out eventually if you meet enough women.





As for myself,  I may not knock the bottom out of it, but I sure give hell to the sides!
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:51:13 PM EDT
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Hittin' the walls and workin' the middle...





Alexyss lays it out for you.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:53:44 PM EDT
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Ten internetz to anybody who knows the reference.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:54:33 PM EDT
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I've never met a woman with that problem
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:55:53 PM EDT
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Quoted:
http://assets3.indiemoviesonline.com/files/editorspics/testsuo.jpg

Ten internetz to anybody who knows the reference.


Link
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:56:30 PM EDT
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First post nails drills it.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 7:58:27 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Only seven posts, huh?


You're either off to a good start or won't last long.   Only time will tell.



If you haven't been shortchanged in life, you will bottom out eventually if you meet enough women.


As for myself,  I may not knock the bottom out of it, but I sure give hell to the sides!



I was on the site as a member around 2002-4, work, kids and life won out.  Don't remember my screen name from back then if that helps
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 8:03:49 PM EDT
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I'd have thought a short vagina would be a desired trait, evolutionarily speaking, and thus comprise more than 13%.
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 8:12:15 PM EDT
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13% huh. I would've guessed closer to 100%. Must just be me.













Agreed. The thumping sound renders them speechless.

Link Posted: 8/9/2011 8:13:31 PM EDT
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Quoted:
You have heard of men with little dicks being able to get them made longer by surgery.......



please go on...
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 8:16:32 PM EDT
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Quoted:


While golfing at a fund raiser today, I learned of a surgery to correct a problem  13% of the ladies have.



You have heard of men with little dicks being able to get them made longer by surgery.......

Today I was told of a procedure to end the pain of hitting the back wall of your lady if her tunnel of love is too short.



That is all.....





So....How's it work?



 
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 8:30:58 PM EDT
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Quoted:


Hittin' the walls and workin' the middle...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I
Alexyss lays it out for you.


That was very informative.



 
Link Posted: 8/9/2011 8:38:45 PM EDT
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I've noticed this is a common problem in Asia
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:02:23 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Sounds like many of you haven't encountered diving head first into a "shallow pool."



No I haven't. Maybe it's me.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:07:06 AM EDT
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Elizabeth Short (The "Black Dahlia") was supposed to have suffered with that.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:12:42 AM EDT
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Imagine getting a hard-on and then running into a wall with it.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:15:23 AM EDT
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Nothing wrong with a short vagina.

Just means the man needs to warm her up a bit so she can fully enjoy getting her cervix knocked every which way but loose.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:18:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:23:48 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Hittin' the walls and workin' the middle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I



Alexyss lays it out for you.

That was very informative.
 


OMG That vid is funny, but so true.

How many girls will admit to having a rabbit in her pants at work?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:26:14 AM EDT
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Imagine getting a hard-on and then running into a wall with it.


I did break my dick once...
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:28:30 AM EDT
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Sometimes it leads to a sore pecker.

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Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:31:23 AM EDT
[#31]
The percentage seems low, all of the women I have had sex with suffered from that condition.

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Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:44:52 AM EDT
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I've encountered this...yesterday actually.  New g/f is a shorty
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 4:48:25 AM EDT
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I've been told it's like someone sticking their finger in your belly button really hard.  

...Though it wasn't me doing it,  it was previous men...
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 5:11:21 AM EDT
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Quoted:


I've encountered this...yesterday actually.  New g/f is a shorty


Yeah 2 exgfs ago I encountered this type.  It sucks because you can't ever go balls deep!

 
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 5:15:28 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
http://assets3.indiemoviesonline.com/files/editorspics/testsuo.jpg

Ten internetz to anybody who knows the reference.


Link


Arfcom makes it easy to fulfill the old adage: Try to learn one new thing a day.

It's only 8:15 and I learned something new with this post.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 5:24:00 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
I've encountered this...yesterday actually.  New g/f is a shorty

Yeah 2 exgfs ago I encountered this type.  It sucks because you can't ever go balls deep!  


thats why you pittb instead
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 5:37:59 AM EDT
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If the key doesn't fit shouldn't you find another door?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 5:59:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/10/2011 6:51:31 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
http://assets3.indiemoviesonline.com/files/editorspics/testsuo.jpg

Ten internetz to anybody who knows the reference.


Link


Arfcom makes it easy to fulfill the old adage: Try to learn one new thing a day.

It's only 8:15 and I learned something new with this post.




You're welcome

I was gonna post the actual clip from the movie but I figured it would probably be too graphic, even for GD... Pretty easy to find on Youtube tho, just type in the name of the movie.
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 6:59:51 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Imagine getting a hard-on and then running into a wall with it.


Should you try the above test and break your nose, please disregard this thread.

OP:  Do we even want to know how this came up at a charity golf outing?

FB


Link Posted: 8/10/2011 7:04:15 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I've encountered this...yesterday actually.  New g/f is a shorty


pics?
Link Posted: 8/10/2011 5:03:16 PM EDT
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How did we get on the topic while golfing?  

We both shared things we did in our jobs that most people don't know about.  His story on short vagina's trumped my dead guy on the sidewalk in a pool of blood story.  He also does vigina reconstruction, viginoplasty .....
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