Okay, so I finally bought a membership. What happens now?
Will I have whiter teeth and a brighter smile?
Will my rifle become the hammer of Thor?
Will women swoon and men wish they were me?
Will I hit the lottery and retire to Bora Bora?
Will I be killed and eaten by the mob?
Oh, and for what it's worth.............Fuck Obama
You get to choose your bunk assignment at the FEMA camps over the non-paying members.