Basic Politics!
FEUDALISM:
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in barn with everyone
else's cows. You have to take
care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in barn with everyone
else's cows. They are cared
for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took
from the chicken farmers.
The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
FACISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells
you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the
milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the
milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP:
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when
you can milk them. Then it
pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the
milk down the drain. Then
it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY:
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take
the cows and kill you.

ANARCHO-CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM:
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

That's funnier than sh!t or any other bodily function.[:D]