just got this email. thought i would share
Subject: Muslim Terrorists Lifestyle
It's easy to understand why radical, fundamentalist Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:
* No premarital sex.
* No booze. None. Never.
* No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
* No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.
* No Hooters!!
* No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
* No organized sports of any kind. That's right --No sports!!!
* Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs.
* No Victoria's Secret stuff.
* Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking,>
* Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere!
* More sand.
* Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.>
* Sandstorms. More **$#@ sand everywhere!
* Rags for clothes and hats.
* Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
* Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass with your left hand.
*Toilet tissue is considered "decadent, Western."
* Constant wailing from next door... no...wait, that's their music!
* And when you die it's supposed to all get better......
* No wonder they volunteer !!"