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Posted: 3/13/2011 6:14:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 10:41:59 AM EST by JINXR]
UPDATE:

So early this morning I had a huge adrenaline dump. Almost had to blade at 45°.

Now remember it's dark outside and dark in my garage. I went out to the garage to feed my dog and opened the door. That's when I noticed there was a faint light in the garage and when I looked up, BOTH NITE-LITES WERE SHINING FROM MY CEILING. I slammed the door and went back to bed, hoping this was just a nightmare. I haven't been able to go back out there. I'm too freaked out. I hope my dog is OK. Luckily she has a quick escape via doggy door.





I was cleaning out the garage today and noticed that the 2 LED nite-lites that I had plugged into the receptacle in the ceiling were gone. I had seen them lit up just a couple nights before. I didn't think too much of it because my wife has been on a "save electricity" marathon and figured she just took them out. I found the 3-way adapter that was used on them in a cabinet in the garage. Still had some cobwebs on it, but the lights are gone. Wife got home and I asked her what she did with them. She never even knew we had nite-lites in the garage. I pressed her pretty hard because I was afraid she was messing with me, but she swears she didn't take them out. You would need a step-ladder to reach them. I have no idea how they went missing, nor how the 3-way I used got into the cabinets. I also just got done looking EVERYWHERE in the house and I can't find them.





So I'm a bit intrigued at this point.


Later, I happen to look into our furnace closet because I heard a noise coming from it. Don't be concerned with the noise. It's a tick that happens every 20 minutes or so. It's been doing it for years but I thought about investigating it tonight because I heard it happen as I was walking by. About 2 weeks ago, I noticed that I was missing my stubby screw-driver. I had used it on my truck last about 2 weeks go. Figured it was just under my seat or something. But as I opened the furnace closet, it was sitting on top of the furnace, as seen in the picture. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT GOT THERE. There isn't even any reason to use a phillips head in there. Everything needs a flat head or a 5/16th nut driver.

So my freak-out-o-meter suddenly jumped pretty high. I can not explain any of this.




Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:17:21 PM EST
you are a shitshow
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:17:33 PM EST
Sleepwalk any?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:19:20 PM EST
Alzhiemers you have it. J/K any chance you sleepwalk or a little to much
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:19:51 PM EST
Any kids?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:20:16 PM EST
Damn Poltergeist!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:20:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:20:35 PM EST
My condolences to your family.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:21:10 PM EST
You need a brighter flashlight.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:21:23 PM EST
Possum.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:21:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Any kids?

Kids

or Demons....

VERY hard to tell the difference. You'll need an exorcist for either one.

Could be an evil raccoon......or maybe a devil squirrel.

.22 mag for the first and a pellet gun for the latter.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:21:57 PM EST
DIBS!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:22:34 PM EST
Mental illnesses manifest themselves in many different and often odd ways.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:22:43 PM EST
You take ambien?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:22:56 PM EST
Dibs on guns & ammo.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:22:58 PM EST
Obviously it's a poltergeist. Why try to avoid the obvious answer?


At least it's one that just seems to like to move things around and not actually scare the shit out of you or do dangerous things like
drop a plugged-in hairdryer into the tub while you're taking a bath.

Having a poltergeist that wants you dead is not fun, apparently.


CJ
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:23:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I was cleaning out the garage today and noticed that the 2 LED nite-lites that I had plugged into the receptacle in the ceiling were gone. I had seen them lit up just a couple nights before. I didn't think too much of it because my wife has been on a "save electricity" marathon and figured she just took them out. I found the 3-way adapter that was used on them in a cabinet in the garage. Still had some cobwebs on it, but the lights are gone. Wife got home and I asked her what she did with them. She never even knew we had nite-lites in the garage. I pressed her pretty hard because I was afraid she was messing with me, but she swears she didn't take them out. You would need a step-ladder to reach them. I have no idea how they went missing, nor how the 3-way I used got into the cabinets. I also just got done looking EVERYWHERE in the house and I can't find them.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/shtblocker/IMG_20110313_213222.jpg

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/shtblocker/IMG_20110313_213244.jpg

So I'm a bit intrigued at this point.


Later, I happen to look into our furnace closet because I heard a noise coming from it. Don't be concerned with the noise. It's a tick that happens every 20 minutes or so. It's been doing it for years but I thought about investigating it tonight because I heard it happen as I was walking by. About 2 weeks ago, I noticed that I was missing my stubby screw-driver. I had used it on my truck last about 2 weeks go. Figured it was just under my seat or something. But as I opened the furnace closet, it was sitting on top of the furnace, as seen in the picture. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT GOT THERE. There isn't even any reason to use a phillips head in there. Everything needs a flat head or a 5/16th nut driver.

So my freak-out-o-meter suddenly jumped pretty high. I can not explain any of this.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/shtblocker/IMG_20110313_213622.jpg


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:23:28 PM EST

Its Casper.....DUH!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:23:29 PM EST
Ambien...stop now.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:23:42 PM EST
The homeless serial killer living in your attic likes taco bell and 2 buck chuck.

Feed him.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:24:53 PM EST
Lame thread is lame.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:25:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 6:25:27 PM EST by LoganSackett]
1.) Start a non history-ish TV show with home cameras
2.) Present to History Channel
3.) Profit
4.) Die in mysterious fire
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:25:44 PM EST
Rats or vodka
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:25:44 PM EST
I'd be FREAKED!!!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:27:50 PM EST
Ambien?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:28:08 PM EST
Your night lights fell out of the ceiling and on to the car, you drove out of the garage with them on the roof.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:28:11 PM EST
Anyone in the house taking sleeping medication?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:32:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 6:32:43 PM EST by Tomislav]
1) Forces from beyond this realm of existance moved a screwdriver and stole a LED nightlight.

OR

2) Jinxr got stumbling drunk, threw the nightlight at the neighbors house, then stabbed the furnace with a screwdriver for giving him the eye.


#1 isn't very likely, so....
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:33:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By E-Mag:
Anyone in the house taking sleeping medication?


That would be my first thought.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:34:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Switchh:
You need a brighter flashlight.

No shit, that's exactly what I was thinking.

What the fuck are you running? A .50 cent 1/2 lumen gas station special or what?

Dissapoint.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:34:30 PM EST
Could it be your friends? For years my dad's friends would fuck with each other. In the days before photoshop, one of the photocopied a wedding picture and pasted his face on. Another raised his friends car 1 inch off the ground all the way around. Good luck.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:36:31 PM EST
I never thought I'd ever say this to another person, but you should seriously consider quitting drinking.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:36:34 PM EST
recreational drugs...how do they work?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:36:40 PM EST
1 vote for wife's boyfriend tacking care of the honey-do list!!!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:37:44 PM EST
OP, I don't know how to tell you this but...I messed around with the exposure of that pic of your furnace closet...there's something else in there.....


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:38:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By Cajun78:
Sleepwalk any?


Quite possibly, this.

OP, you have to confront the possibility that YOU might be doing this.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:40:19 PM EST
I took em. Sorry for getting you worked up.

I used the stubby screwdriver to pry the nightlights out of the spider then didn't put it back.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:40:36 PM EST
You got abducted and reinserted in the wrong event horizon.

When did you purchase the LED night lights?

Do you have a receipt?

Obviously you didn't dream installing them.

What else is different?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:41:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By DDoleiden:
OP, I don't know how to tell you this but...I messed around with the exposure of that pic of your furnace closet...there's something else in there.....


http://i.imgur.com/okjwA.jpg

very nice.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:42:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By millfire517:
DIBS!!!!!




Beat me to it!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:42:38 PM EST
Feds.... They are watching you
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:45:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:46:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:46:29 PM EST
I moved to Texas 3 years ago and purchased a small farm. (400acres) It had two houses on the property and I tore down one and fixed up the remaining one with a new roof, septic and some minor plumbing. When we moved in funny things were happening and I of course I thought my wife was playing with me. Shes usually not someone to joke around very much and she can not lie worth a shit. Wife usually does the laundry and she came to me and asked why I had opened the washer lid. I didn't know anything about it so went down and of course it was up. I put it down and it started right up. It was in the middle of the rinse cycle and it was an older washer so when the lid was shut it would go back to working. This thing was pretty quiet for an older washer and worked pretty well. We never had any problems with it. As I was walking back up stairs I hear the washer stop again. I go back down and the lid was up again. So of course Im thinking this thing must be spinning and making the lid pop open. So I shut it and stand there. It works like normal and finishes its cycle with no problem. This used to happen 1-2 times a week. We could not explain it.

2 weeks later our hot water heater goes out. Its located downstairs next to the washer and drier but in a make shift closet. I stored some stuff in the excess room next to the hot water heater. It was small boxes and some empty luggage. I had to move all that stuff out of the way to gain complete access to the old hot water heater. I moved everything out and removed the old hot water heater. Me and my father-in-law put the new hot water heater in and began to run new piping. Well we needed a 90' elbow so we ran to the local hardware store. When we got back all the luggage and boxes were back in the closet next to the hot water heater. First thing I thought was that my father in law decided to move the stuff into the closet thinking we were done. I don't know when he could have done it because he was with me pretty much the whole time. Well when he walked in he asked why I had moved all the stuff back into the closet. I told him I didn't and thought he did. WE were the only ones home that day as my wife was visiting some friends in Vegas.

I don't believe in ghosts and all that super natural shit but this kind of stuff makes you wonder.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:48:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By warp_foo:

Originally Posted By JINXR:
I was cleaning out the garage today and noticed that the 2 LED nite-lites that I had plugged into the receptacle in the ceiling were gone. I had seen them lit up just a couple nights before. I didn't think too much of it because my wife has been on a "save electricity" marathon and figured she just took them out. I found the 3-way adapter that was used on them in a cabinet in the garage. Still had some cobwebs on it, but the lights are gone. Wife got home and I asked her what she did with them. She never even knew we had nite-lites in the garage. I pressed her pretty hard because I was afraid she was messing with me, but she swears she didn't take them out. You would need a step-ladder to reach them. I have no idea how they went missing, nor how the 3-way I used got into the cabinets. I also just got done looking EVERYWHERE in the house and I can't find them.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/shtblocker/IMG_20110313_213222.jpg

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/shtblocker/IMG_20110313_213244.jpg

So I'm a bit intrigued at this point.


Later, I happen to look into our furnace closet because I heard a noise coming from it. Don't be concerned with the noise. It's a tick that happens every 20 minutes or so. It's been doing it for years but I thought about investigating it tonight because I heard it happen as I was walking by. About 2 weeks ago, I noticed that I was missing my stubby screw-driver. I had used it on my truck last about 2 weeks go. Figured it was just under my seat or something. But as I opened the furnace closet, it was sitting on top of the furnace, as seen in the picture. I HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT GOT THERE. There isn't even any reason to use a phillips head in there. Everything needs a flat head or a 5/16th nut driver.

So my freak-out-o-meter suddenly jumped pretty high. I can not explain any of this.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm64/shtblocker/IMG_20110313_213622.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_YdzwHAjt80g/TOjJfvCR1tI/AAAAAAAAAls/DiFv8d0vlDI/poltergeist-movie%5B2%5D.jpg

THEREEE HEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:49:17 PM EST

DAY 1


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:50:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 6:51:12 PM EST by LungShot]
I HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT GOT THERE
is an anagram for
A tougher, white hot violence
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:52:54 PM EST
Check your bunghole as you probably don't recall TRG being there either...
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:55:35 PM EST
And, so it begins..........

Good luck and God speed son
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:56:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 6:56:39 PM EST by southeast_scrounger]
Probably the same ghost surfing all that porn on your computer. "Honey, I swear it must have been the spirits looking at gay midget tranny scat bestiality!"
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 6:59:03 PM EST
What's with the Chinese Dragon Head in the Jar next to the bag of cocaine?




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