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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:27:52 PM EDT
Oh yeah, I had a bad day.
 
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:29:11 PM EDT
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IBATTBF
(In before ARFCOMMERS Try to be funny) |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:30:13 PM EDT
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It's better than his index finger up your ass.
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:30:27 PM EDT
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Give us some credit. There's going to be a few funny ones in this thread, no doubt. 
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:31:02 PM EDT
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Well, assuming it wasn't for "recreational purposes".....
  Hope nothing serious and everything turned out ok. 
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:32:34 PM EDT
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i had assumed it was. |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:39 PM EDT
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did he give them back?
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:41 PM EDT
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Were they still attached?
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:45 PM EDT
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-Doc, my balls hurt.
-Do you want me to look at them? -Do you think you should? -Do you want me to? -Look Doc, I aint volunteering, but if you think you should, just say so, okay? Interns are fun. 
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:46 PM EDT
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ok i'll admit it, i've already laughed at one reply already |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:35:19 PM EDT
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Nothing serious. Least wise nothing a few days of antibiotics wont fix right up. |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:35:35 PM EDT
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A reacharound means he cares
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:36:59 PM EDT
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I remeber the 'turn your head cough' routine getting high-school physicals.
If it was a hot nurse, I would have sprouted wood, and been really embarrased. |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:37:04 PM EDT
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You think that's bad, have him say "oh, that's not good"
Next thing ya know, you're in Chemo.
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:41:42 PM EDT
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OK, that would suck. |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:42:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:45:12 PM EDT
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Been there.
Wasn't fun. Don't want to do it again. Anytime the doctor says "you see, we'll just make a cut on the scrotal sac, it will only hurt for a week" things have hit the last speed bump before rock bottom. |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:47:39 PM EDT
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Some people seem to enjoy it...
From today's news: Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
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Posted: 4/12/2006 3:52:52 PM EDT
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But I have a nice 1mb pic
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Posted: 4/12/2006 5:04:15 PM EDT
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Glad it turned out to be nothing serious.
I went through the whole cancer thing 14 years ago. On one of my follow-up appointments at Urology, the Doc wanted to do an Ultra-sound of the remaining goober. Just before he started, he asked if I had any problem with letting some of the first year (IIRC) residents observe, “no problem” said I. Seven women (not one of them ugly) walked into the room and proceeded to watch the exam, at one point the Doc was explaining something and one of the residents leaned down REALLY close to home, I had some evil thoughts running through my mind right then. At that point, I had to think of something other than this beautiful woman staring intently at my happy place. Immediately I pictured Helen Thomas's face there, and then I couldn’t get it up again for a week. |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 5:08:12 PM EDT
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Not as bad as feeling both his hands on your shoulders then what you thought was the finger up the ass. Even worse if you liked it!
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Posted: 4/12/2006 5:14:31 PM EDT
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I had to go see a GI specialist about a problem totally not related to the bottom of the GI tract, and he decided to "probe" me anyway, without warning.  (I'm 24, so there's not many reasons to be doing that)Kharn |
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Posted: 4/12/2006 5:27:20 PM EDT
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 Seriously, though: I've had to have a woman doc give me a rectal exam. Not exactly the most pleasant experience. But when you start having bleeding down there, get it checked NOW. You'll all notice that I never contacted ARFCOM first to see if I needed to see a doctor...
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