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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 4/12/2006 3:27:52 PM EDT
Oh yeah, I had a bad day.

Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:29:11 PM EDT
IBATTBF

(In before ARFCOMMERS Try to be funny)
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:30:13 PM EDT
It's better than his index finger up your ass.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:30:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DocBrooks:
IBATTBF

(In before ARFCOMMERS Try to be funny)



Give us some credit. There's going to be a few funny ones in this thread, no doubt.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:31:02 PM EDT
Well, assuming it wasn't for "recreational purposes".....

Hope nothing serious and everything turned out ok.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:32:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:39 PM EDT
did he give them back?
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:41 PM EDT
Were they still attached?
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:45 PM EDT
-Doc, my balls hurt.
-Do you want me to look at them?
-Do you think you should?
-Do you want me to?
-Look Doc, I aint volunteering, but if you think you should, just say so, okay?

Interns are fun.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:33:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:

Originally Posted By DocBrooks:
IBATTBF

(In before ARFCOMMERS Try to be funny)



Give us some credit. There's going to be a few funny ones in this thread, no doubt.



ok i'll admit it, i've already laughed at one reply already
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:35:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
Well, assuming it wasn't for "recreational purposes".....

Hope nothing serious and everything turned out ok.



Nothing serious. Least wise nothing a few days of antibiotics wont fix right up.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:35:35 PM EDT
A reacharound means he cares
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:36:59 PM EDT
I remeber the 'turn your head cough' routine getting high-school physicals.

If it was a hot nurse, I would have sprouted wood, and been really embarrased.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:37:04 PM EDT
You think that's bad, have him say "oh, that's not good"
Next thing ya know, you're in Chemo.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:41:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ballisticbill:
You think that's bad, have him say "oh, that's not good"
Next thing ya know, you're in Chemo.



OK, that would suck.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:42:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/12/2006 3:42:39 PM EDT by txgp17]
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Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:45:12 PM EDT
Been there.


Wasn't fun.


Don't want to do it again.


Anytime the doctor says "you see, we'll just make a cut on the scrotal sac, it will only hurt for a week" things have hit the last speed bump before rock bottom.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:47:39 PM EDT
Some people seem to enjoy it...

From today's news:
Prosecutor: While cameras rolled, N.C. trio castrated willing men
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 3:52:52 PM EDT

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But I have a nice 1mb pic
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 5:04:15 PM EDT
Glad it turned out to be nothing serious.

I went through the whole cancer thing 14 years ago.

On one of my follow-up appointments at Urology, the Doc wanted to do an Ultra-sound of the remaining goober. Just before he started, he asked if I had any problem with letting some of the first year (IIRC) residents observe, “no problem” said I.

Seven women (not one of them ugly) walked into the room and proceeded to watch the exam, at one point the Doc was explaining something and one of the residents leaned down REALLY close to home, I had some evil thoughts running through my mind right then.

At that point, I had to think of something other than this beautiful woman staring intently at my happy place. Immediately I pictured Helen Thomas's face there, and then I couldn’t get it up again for a week.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 5:08:12 PM EDT
Not as bad as feeling both his hands on your shoulders then what you thought was the finger up the ass. Even worse if you liked it!
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 5:14:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
It's better than his index finger up your ass.

+1
I had to go see a GI specialist about a problem totally not related to the bottom of the GI tract, and he decided to "probe" me anyway, without warning. (I'm 24, so there's not many reasons to be doing that)

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 5:27:20 PM EDT
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