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Posted: 1/22/2006 9:05:21 AM EDT
That is all.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Serving wench
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:41 AM EDT
[#2]
I can think of a better smell in the morning.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:58 AM EDT
[#3]
just don't cook it naked!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:06:58 AM EDT
[#4]
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:07:13 AM EDT
[#5]
Agreed.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:07:43 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking?  That sounds a little weird.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:07:47 AM EDT
[#7]
Love the smell, just can't eat it anymore after my heart attack.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:09:17 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking?  That sounds a little weird.



The only problem was one day when I forgot it was there and stepped on the george foreman grill and burned my foot.

I had to go into The Office with my foot wrapped in bubble wrap for protection.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:09:44 AM EDT
[#9]
[HomerSimpson]"..MMmmmmmm...baacconnn, argggggl"[/HS]
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:10:10 AM EDT
[#10]
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?


Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:10:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Now children, why is it that we eat pork products?  To make up for all those muslims.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:10:56 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking?  That sounds a little weird.



The only problem was one day when I forgot it was there and stepped on the george foreman grill and burned my foot.

I had to go into The Office with my foot wrapped in bubble wrap for protection.




Good thing Dwight was there to help you out!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:11:34 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?





You put clothes on your bacon before frying it?  
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:22:59 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



That is the funniest damn show on television.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:25:13 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?





Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:27:37 AM EDT
[#16]
mmm....bacon.

Might have to make me a turkey bacon and swiss sammich for lunch today
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:29:32 AM EDT
[#17]

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Might have to make me a turkey bacon and swiss sammich for lunch today




THAT IS NOT BACON



BAN HIM!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:36:46 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Before I go to bed at night, I put some slices of bacon on a george foreman grill at the front of the bed.

When my alarm goes off, I plug in the george foreman grill, go back to sleep and wake up to the smell of frying bacon.



Are you joking?  That sounds a little weird.



The only problem was one day when I forgot it was there and stepped on the george foreman grill and burned my foot.

I had to go into The Office with my foot wrapped in bubble wrap for protection.




Good thing Dwight was there to help you out!



Why did they have to send dwight? I wanted anyone but dwight!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 9:37:52 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Might have to make me a turkey bacon and swiss sammich for lunch today




THAT IS NOT BACON



BAN HIM!



Its from a new hybrid Tyrig.. Its a turkey pig crossbred. There great during the holiday season.. You only need to cook one dish to have both turkey and ham!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 10:02:24 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Okay.. Show of hands....

Who clicked on this thread beacuse they thought Bama might have posted a pic of his wife frying bacon naked?





House full of kids. No naked bacon frying today.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 10:03:41 AM EDT
[#21]
I was going to fry up some bacon to put on a ham, turkey, and swiss sandwich this morning but then I decided against it and just ate the sandwich.
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