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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:05:10 PM EDT
AKA things a yankee jackass does for fun in "Yankeeland".
So, I found a snowcave in my back yard. What do you suppose could be in there?

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I can see that with a brazzers logo on it.

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I dug and dug, alas, I did NOT find Ygritte!
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I bet the snow was melted by some Southerner still stewing over the Civil war while they were sitting against the snow bank.
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:23:00 PM EDT
Any gold in there?
What about the famous yellow snow?
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Hell no! I dug that shit with an E Tool!
Fbho!
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:24:51 PM EDT
Full of m855?
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Any gold in there?
What about the famous yellow snow?
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The yellow snow is all behind the shed.
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Full of m855?
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I'm not saying there's NO m855 in there, but it aint full of it....
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Shells for your Judge?



















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Fuck you, your Honor!
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:29:51 PM EDT
Snow cave built by OP.  He must be stashing all the stuff that didn't get lost in a boating accident in there.
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:31:17 PM EDT
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and a chicken leg that someone ate all the meat off and left that little pointy bone that no one likes















Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:32:07 PM EDT
Nice job with the ammo igloo

What's sad is I could have a snow tunnel that high from my back yard to about 5 miles away in any direction
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so do we have to wait for it to melt to know whats in it
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Nice job with the ammo igloo

What's sad is I could have a snow tunnel that high from my back yard to about 5 miles away in any direction
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Me too, but that would be a lotta work....
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:34:07 PM EDT
A lot of rape in there.
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so do we have to wait for it to melt to know whats in it
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No. You have to pass it to learn what's in it, silly.
Besides, "At this point, what difference does it make" ?




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A lot of rape in there.
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Free hugs!
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:38:17 PM EDT
A cat or perhaps a dead cat?
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Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?




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ETA She's an expert at fucking up a photo...
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Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?




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A cat or perhaps a dead cat?


Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?




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This just got easy then.  If that beast is anything like my bullmastiff, the snow cave is full of dog vomit. The dumb shit loves to eat ice, which makes her vomit, so she eats ice, which makes her vomit...and so forth.
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This just got easy then.  If that beast is anything like my bullmastiff, the snow cave is full of dog vomit. The dumb shit loves to eat ice, which makes her vomit, so she eats ice, which makes her vomit...and so forth.
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A cat or perhaps a dead cat?


Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?




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This just got easy then.  If that beast is anything like my bullmastiff, the snow cave is full of dog vomit. The dumb shit loves to eat ice, which makes her vomit, so she eats ice, which makes her vomit...and so forth.

Good guess, but "Go Fish".
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Snow cave built by OP.  He must be stashing all the stuff that didn't get lost in a boating accident in there.
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I don't have boating accidents. I can captain a damn ship.
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No. And no.
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 8:54:48 PM EDT
Hundreds of dildos
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Hundreds of dildos
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Hundreds? No way. Can't be more than 7.
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 9:09:25 PM EDT
No more guesses? You guys suck. My feeling = HURT.
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 9:18:27 PM EDT
Looks like a good place to keep the beer cold.
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Looks like a good place to keep the beer cold.
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You are correct, Sir!
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort!

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Haha right on.
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What whiskey is that?
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Is that a pudding stain on the snow?...
















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This thread is going places...
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In before the BOP attack.  It looks vicious.
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Haha right on.
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Haha right on.


I thought this would be a fun thread, but, unlike the everyday lameass safethreads, it didn't get a lot of traction...
Either way, I gotta work tomorrow, and I don't want to leave a safe thread, so here's what was in the ammo cave.


A couple of these.
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That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius!
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That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius!
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That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius!



OK, you win, you just worked the word "arboreal" into a poop joke.  
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What whiskey is that?
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Woodfords Reserve. You think just because I live in a snowfort without running water, I'm an ignorant savage?
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6 on the snow fort, 3 for ammo dog, so I give you a 9.
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I got more pix . Hold your freaking horses!
Link Posted: 3/9/2015 10:37:28 PM EDT
Wow, a thread from someone in Rhode Island.





As an aside, why is Rhode Island even a state?



Y'all get all giddy over a low number license plate?  And can pass it down in your will?  Seriously?







Sure, original colony, but down hill ever since.







There are counties bigger than Rhode Island.







Just over 1 million people and you get as many senators as a real state?












 
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In before the BOP attack.  It looks vicious.
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Correct. Any tennis balls attack my snowfort, they'll end up cut to ribbons. Ammodog will see to that shit!
(Sock monkeys too, ) I aint kiddin neither...
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Wow, a thread from someone in Rhode Island.

As an aside, why is Rhode Island even a state?

Y'all get all giddy over a low number license plate?  And can pass it down in your will?  Seriously?


Sure, original colony, but down hill ever since.


There are counties bigger than Rhode Island.


Just over 1 million people and you get as many senators as a real state?




 
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That's some mighty brave talk from a guy that hides his location....
I'll be over here just shivering.....  

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Your thread rocks Op!
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OK, you win, you just worked the word "arboreal" into a poop joke.  
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That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius!



OK, you win, you just worked the word "arboreal" into a poop joke.  

Somehow calling him a tree Dr didn't seem to carry enough weight?
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Your thread rocks Op!
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Hey, I'm trying man....
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