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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:05:10 PM EDT
AKA things a yankee jackass does for fun in "Yankeeland".
So, I found a snowcave in my back yard. What do you suppose could be in there?  " />
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:05:58 PM EDT
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I can see that with a brazzers logo on it.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:07:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:08:22 PM EDT
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I can see that with a brazzers logo on it. I dug and dug, alas, I did NOT find Ygritte! 
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:20:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:22:10 PM EDT
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I bet the snow was melted by some Southerner still stewing over the Civil war while they were sitting against the snow bank.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:23:00 PM EDT
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Any gold in there?
What about the famous yellow snow? 
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:24:10 PM EDT
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I bet the snow was melted by some Southerner still stewing over the Civil war while they were sitting against the snow bank. Hell no! I dug that shit with an E Tool!
Fbho! |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:24:51 PM EDT
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Full of m855?
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:25:03 PM EDT
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Any gold in there?
What about the famous yellow snow? The yellow snow is all behind the shed. 
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:26:02 PM EDT
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Full of m855? I'm not saying there's NO m855 in there, but it aint full of it.... |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:27:21 PM EDT
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Shells for your Judge?
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:29:51 PM EDT
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Shells for your Judge? Fuck you, your Honor!
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:29:51 PM EDT
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Snow cave built by OP. He must be stashing all the stuff that didn't get lost in a boating accident in there.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:31:17 PM EDT
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marshmallows
and a chicken leg that someone ate all the meat off and left that little pointy bone that no one likes |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:32:07 PM EDT
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Nice job with the ammo igloo
What's sad is I could have a snow tunnel that high from my back yard to about 5 miles away in any direction
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:32:22 PM EDT
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so do we have to wait for it to melt to know whats in it
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:33:19 PM EDT
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Nice job with the ammo igloo
What's sad is I could have a snow tunnel that high from my back yard to about 5 miles away in any direction Me too, but that would be a lotta work.... |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:34:07 PM EDT
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A lot of rape in there.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:34:52 PM EDT
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so do we have to wait for it to melt to know whats in it No. You have to pass it to learn what's in it, silly. Besides, "At this point, what difference does it make" ? 
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:35:23 PM EDT
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A lot of rape in there. Free hugs! |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:38:17 PM EDT
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A cat or perhaps a dead cat?
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:41:20 PM EDT
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A cat or perhaps a dead cat? Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?
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ETA She's an expert at fucking up a photo...
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:44:56 PM EDT
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Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?
http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20010_zpsua1v2g12.jpg</a>" /> Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A cat or perhaps a dead cat? Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?
http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20010_zpsua1v2g12.jpg</a>" /> This just got easy then. If that beast is anything like my bullmastiff, the snow cave is full of dog vomit. The dumb shit loves to eat ice, which makes her vomit, so she eats ice, which makes her vomit...and so forth. |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:46:24 PM EDT
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This just got easy then. If that beast is anything like my bullmastiff, the snow cave is full of dog vomit. The dumb shit loves to eat ice, which makes her vomit, so she eats ice, which makes her vomit...and so forth. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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A cat or perhaps a dead cat? Do you honestly believe that this Minister of Death, praying for war, would allow a cat, living, or dead, in her snowcave?
http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20010_zpsua1v2g12.jpg</a>" /> This just got easy then. If that beast is anything like my bullmastiff, the snow cave is full of dog vomit. The dumb shit loves to eat ice, which makes her vomit, so she eats ice, which makes her vomit...and so forth. Good guess, but "Go Fish".
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:53:17 PM EDT
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Snow cave built by OP. He must be stashing all the stuff that didn't get lost in a boating accident in there. I don't have boating accidents. I can captain a damn ship.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:53:49 PM EDT
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marshmallows and a chicken leg that someone ate all the meat off and left that little pointy bone that no one likes No. And no.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:54:48 PM EDT
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Hundreds of dildos
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Posted: 3/9/2015 8:56:21 PM EDT
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Hundreds of dildos Hundreds? No way. Can't be more than 7.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 9:09:25 PM EDT
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No more guesses? You guys suck. My feeling = HURT.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 9:18:27 PM EDT
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Looks like a good place to keep the beer cold.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 9:18:47 PM EDT
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DAY 1
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Posted: 3/9/2015 9:21:50 PM EDT
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Looks like a good place to keep the beer cold. You are correct, Sir!
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:12:12 PM EDT
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort!
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:15:49 PM EDT
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort! http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20006_zpsmcezpdut.jpg</a>" /> Haha right on. |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:19:10 PM EDT
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What whiskey is that?
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:21:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ammodog holding down the snowfort! http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20006_zpsmcezpdut.jpg</a>" /> Is that a pudding stain on the snow?... ... |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:22:47 PM EDT
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This thread is going places...
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:24:31 PM EDT
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In before the BOP attack. It looks vicious.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:27:53 PM EDT
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Haha right on. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort! http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20006_zpsmcezpdut.jpg</a>" /> Haha right on. I thought this would be a fun thread, but, unlike the everyday lameass safethreads, it didn't get a lot of traction... Either way, I gotta work tomorrow, and I don't want to leave a safe thread, so here's what was in the ammo cave.
A couple of these.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:29:23 PM EDT
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6 on the snow fort, 3 for ammo dog, so I give you a 9.
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:29:27 PM EDT
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Is that a pudding stain on the snow?... ...
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort! http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20006_zpsmcezpdut.jpg</a>" /> Is that a pudding stain on the snow?... ...
That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius!
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:30:57 PM EDT
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That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort! http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20006_zpsmcezpdut.jpg</a>" /> Is that a pudding stain on the snow?... ...
That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius! OK, you win, you just worked the word "arboreal" into a poop joke. 
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:31:39 PM EDT
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What whiskey is that? Woodfords Reserve. You think just because I live in a snowfort without running water, I'm an ignorant savage?
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:33:12 PM EDT
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6 on the snow fort, 3 for ammo dog, so I give you a 9. I got more pix . Hold your freaking horses!
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:37:28 PM EDT
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Wow, a thread from someone in Rhode Island.
As an aside, why is Rhode Island even a state? Y'all get all giddy over a low number license plate? And can pass it down in your will? Seriously?
Sure, original colony, but down hill ever since. There are counties bigger than Rhode Island. Just over 1 million people and you get as many senators as a real state? |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:39:15 PM EDT
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In before the BOP attack. It looks vicious. Correct. Any tennis balls attack my snowfort, they'll end up cut to ribbons. Ammodog will see to that shit! (Sock monkeys too, ) I aint kiddin neither...  " />
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:41:18 PM EDT
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Wow, a thread from someone in Rhode Island. As an aside, why is Rhode Island even a state? Y'all get all giddy over a low number license plate? And can pass it down in your will? Seriously? Sure, original colony, but down hill ever since. There are counties bigger than Rhode Island. Just over 1 million people and you get as many senators as a real state?
That's some mighty brave talk from a guy that hides his location.... I'll be over here just shivering.....
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:47:56 PM EDT
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Your thread rocks Op! |
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:48:18 PM EDT
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OK, you win, you just worked the word "arboreal" into a poop joke. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Ammodog holding down the snowfort! http://<a href=http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h368/SurfAnimal77/snocave%20006_zpsmcezpdut.jpg</a>" /> Is that a pudding stain on the snow?... ...
That's an oak leaf you freaking arboreal genius! OK, you win, you just worked the word "arboreal" into a poop joke. Somehow calling him a tree Dr didn't seem to carry enough weight?
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Posted: 3/9/2015 10:49:18 PM EDT
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Your thread rocks Op! Hey, I'm trying man....
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