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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:19:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:26:25 AM EDT
Shit, I wish I had some of that now. Butter for the butt tomorrow!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:27:51 AM EDT
Ahhhh, the go old days, when I lived in Mississippi I had chilli hotter than any I ever had in Texas. But I could go for some of yours.[:D] [beer][beer][beer][beer][beer][beer]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:34:18 AM EDT
It sounds like it would leave an exit wound. ARH
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:42:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:46:07 AM EDT
The Scotch Bonnets (habanera peppers) caught my eye, love them. Just don't handle them and then go to piss! OUCH!!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:47:42 AM EDT
I would love to go but I am poor, and my wife is going to Houston on that weekend, and I really can not afford that but I can not convince the wife of that.[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:49:02 AM EDT
Most likely you need'nt be fussy about the type or quality of the meat. You won't be able to taste it![pyro]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:52:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:53:08 AM EDT
there are four gay men that are really close, one of them dies and is cremated. the other three ssplit up his ashes. the first say's"i think i'll take his ashes and spread them over a mountain top" the second one says"i think i'll take a boat out to see and spread his ashes over the ocean" the third one says"i think i'll spread his ashes over some of ilikelegs chili so he can tear my ass up again like he did when he was alive"
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:56:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:57:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rescue91: there are four gay men that are really close, one of them dies and is cremated. the other three ssplit up his ashes. the first say's"i think i'll take his ashes and spread them over a mountain top" the second one says"i think i'll take a boat out to see and spread his ashes over the ocean" the third one says"i think i'll spread his ashes over some of ilikelegs chili so he can tear my ass up again like he did when he was alive"
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That's why you need the butter!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:58:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: -snip- I would make some and bring it to ETH's farm shoot out, but it might not be a good idea.
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Yeah, it would probably require hazmat placards on the sides of your car for you to transport the stuff!! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:59:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rescue91: there are four gay men that are really close, one of them dies and is cremated. the other three ssplit up his ashes. the first say's"i think i'll take his ashes and spread them over a mountain top" the second one says"i think i'll take a boat out to see and spread his ashes over the ocean" the third one says"i think i'll spread his ashes over some of ilikelegs chili so he can tear my ass up again like he did when he was alive"
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Say whaaa [shock] !!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:04:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:06:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:06:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: Well, its ready !!! Whew!!! Its hot. Nothing like damn good hot chili on race day. My wife gets made at me when I make this because I ruin her Tupperware with it. The chili permanently stains it and some kind of chemical reaction is taking place, it looks like it was sanded with rough sand paper. The plastic is eaten up a little. Go figure !!! I'll eat some extra for you guys.
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thanks!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:22:55 AM EDT
Ilikelegs Just wondering....what type of beef do you use? Ground beef or beef cubes? Served in a bowl as is or over rice or noodles. West of the Mississippi I understand it is "rude" to use additives such as beans or is that a rumor? Anyway, that sounds like a bad ass bowl of red you put togehter. I would imagine you've seen their catalog or been on their website Mo hotta-Mo betta? My chili will have you firing full auto after a healthy heaping!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:27:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ARgon: The Scotch Bonnets (habanera peppers) caught my eye, love them. Just don't handle them and then go to piss! OUCH!!!
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I found that out the hard way. Whoaaa!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:28:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:31:47 AM EDT
Have you tried using FISH in your Chili?
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:40:22 AM EDT
None of your noses can handle my [b]asses!!![/b]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:40:26 AM EDT
Rookie...... untill you use the guatamalan insanity pepper, it's just a bean stew. Put your chili boots on and find your soulmate.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:46:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2002 11:47:57 AM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:47:48 AM EDT
You are right my ass could not handle it but my tongue can.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 1:32:59 PM EDT
Ilikelegs For an unlimited supply of fire power visit [url]www.mohotta.com [/url] You'll love it! All their stuff is fresh! Good BBQ sauces as well... that is assuming you don't make your own. I simply don't have the time!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 1:35:36 PM EDT
I really don't get the concept of self-induced squirt farts. Can anyone clue me in?
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 1:39:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: I really don't get the concept of self-induced squirt farts. Can anyone clue me in?
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ROTFLMAO!!! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 2:15:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2002 2:16:15 PM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 2:26:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 3:35:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:02:47 PM EDT
That's not Chili, that is hot sauce with meat in it! Eating good chili should not be punishment. Try this: 3 lbs of beef stew meat 2 lbs of Jimmy Dean spicy sausage 2 tbs of cumin 2 tbs of Mexican oregano 1 big can of crushed tomatoes 1 can beer 4-6 tbs of pure chili powder, your choice of hotness. (more if you want) a couple of cans of beef stock to cook the meat in until it is tender salt Onions Brown the beef, fry up the Jimmy Dean. Cook the beef for a couple of hours until it is tender. Add everything else and cook for an another hour or so. Add anything you want to make it hot. Put beans in it if you want but don't get in a fight over it if you are serving it to your asshole friend from Texas.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:22:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:37:40 PM EDT
The meat for the chili mix could be Alpo, dog, cat or road kill special. [x] As stated before, ya won't be able to taste it![bd] [puke]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:39:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: My wife gets made at me when I make this because I ruin her Tupperware with it. The chili permanently stains it and some kind of chemical reaction is taking place, it looks like it was sanded with rough sand paper. The [red]plastic is eaten up a little[/red]. Go figure !!!
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Well, NO WONDER your ass is hurtin' so bad the next day! [:E] Yer crappin' plastic! [;D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:15:11 PM EDT
Darn, you just use Bob's Sudden Death sauce. What a wimpy chili that makes! You should try Dave's Insanity Sauce, Special Reserve, the bottle is signed by old Dave hisself. I just love the stuff, but then my wife ssya I have burnt out all my taste buds. LOL!!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:34:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:35:48 PM EDT
Anyone ever try( PureCap )as an additive to yur chili? Really wakes her up. comes in a medicine bottle with a glass bottle and dropper inside, its ingredients are vegetable oil and capsaisin (the hot in the hot) Rates 500,000 in Scoville Units. I dip a toothpick in it and give it to those that brag about there toughness, makes em all cry......
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:46:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2002 6:47:21 PM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 11:07:39 PM EDT
My rule of thumb has always been that it's not a really hot bowl of chili unless it has toilet bowl cleaner in it. The Works 10% hydrocloric acid seems to work pretty well.
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 7:27:50 PM EDT
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