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Posted: 1/22/2006 1:00:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 1:01:33 PM EDT by California_Kid]
This is a phone call from my girlfriend's runaway 17-YO daughter's boyfriend (now ex-boyfriend), age 19, in which he attempts to "reason" with my girlfriend. At the time he made the call he had just been informed that the San Diego PD was looking for him, and would arrest him if they caught him with the girl.

The kid has no self-control, but he does manage to drop a respectable number of F-bombs into a brief voice mail. File is a 3.4 MB .wav.

EXTENSIVE PROFANITY - NOT WORK-FRIENDLY!!! Names and other personal information have been redacted.

F-bomb phone call from Hell

The whole ugly story is told at www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=428389
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:00:54 PM EDT
SSS
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:02:25 PM EDT
I have been waiting for this ever since reading the original thread
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:04:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
I have been waiting for this ever since reading the original thread



+1

You know. poop. F bomb, poop, you know, you know, F bomb , poop, alright? alright? poop, F bomb
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:05:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
I have been waiting for this ever since reading the original thread



+1

You know. poop. F bomb, poop, you know, you know, F bomb , poop, alright? alright? poop, F bomb



That pretty much sums it up.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:05:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:
I have been waiting for this ever since reading the original thread



+1

You know. poop. F bomb, poop, you know, you know, F bomb , poop, alright? alright? poop, F bomb



Seriously..
Someone needs to step away from the bong
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:06:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 1:07:40 PM EDT by jpman7]
I just want to fu-king say, that this is fu-king hiliarious! If you can't fu-king laugh your fu-king ass off you're fu-king fu-ked up. So in conclusion fu-k the fu-k off!

Oh yea, and fu-king post 1000 fu-kers!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:09:12 PM EDT
quite the orator; does he speak professionally?
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:10:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 1:12:57 PM EDT by Noname]
There are very few things in life as profound as a snot sucking teenage spaz attempting to "give advice"...



Does the GF know the problem child can join the military (at 17) with mom's signature. The little shit might go for it to be free from moms "oppressive rule"...

PS----Is your GF going to get a restraining order against the dipshit 19yo...?
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:13:01 PM EDT
Now after hearing this nice young gentleman express his side of the story so eloquently, I can't fathom why any parent would have such issues with their daughter associating with him.

So odd, this generation is.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:14:15 PM EDT
Man. I dont know if any of youremember this or not - but about 5 months ago I dropped an F bomb in front of my in laws ONCE.

And we had to have a fucking family meeting about it!

LOL. Wowsa.

Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:15:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 1:17:38 PM EDT by jpman7]

Originally Posted By david_g17:
quite the orator; does he speak professionally?



Well he is the one one professional enough in this room to speak like that!

Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:18:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mister44:
Man. I dont know if any of youremember this or not - but about 5 months ago I dropped an F bomb in front of my in laws ONCE.

And we had to have a fucking family meeting about it!

LOL. Wowsa.




My inlaws would do the same thing. I'm terrified every minute around them that i will slip up.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:20:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:26:45 PM EDT
Obligatory given this thread:

flymeaway.net/audio/Usage%20of%20Fuck.mp3

1.1MB mp3. NOT safe for work!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:27:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2006 1:29:20 PM EDT by California_Kid]

Originally Posted By Noname:

...PS----Is your GF going to get a restraining order against the dipshit 19yo...?



Yes, tomorrow or Tuesday. This phone call will be part of the evidence she presents in support of the RO. IANAL but I believe she has a pretty strong case.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:28:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mister44:
Man. I dont know if any of youremember this or not - but about 5 months ago I dropped an F bomb in front of my in laws ONCE.

And we had to have a fucking family meeting about it...



Yes, I do remember that thread. I hope things have worked out for you.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:28:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mister44:
Man. I dont know if any of youremember this or not - but about 5 months ago I dropped an F bomb in front of my in laws ONCE.

And we had to have a fucking family meeting about it!

LOL. Wowsa.




are you serious?? they sound a little bit tightly wound... what was the outcome?
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:41:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
The kid has no self-control, but he does manage to drop a respectable number of F-bombs into a brief voice mail. File is a 3.4 MB .wav



Excellent, thank you!
I have really enjoyed your re-telling of this whole situation. I admire your steadfastness and patience, as most would likely have walked away.

I really hope you can get through to this young lady. You seem like you could do her confused mind alot of good, if she'd stop her silliness and listen for a minute. Coming from a really good source, me, I don't feel you have very good odds, or I should say, the odds are stacked against.

Its real hard to break the will of a young adult. Juvenile detention ain't likely to do it, but it will cause more hatred. You may get really lucky and find an opening, to suddenly earn her respect... but at this point she has none for nobody.

I really think your best bet is to find a common ground and start bonding with her.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 2:22:12 PM EDT
We have a name for someone like that in The South: WHITE TRASH!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 2:51:13 PM EDT
Funny ass fucking shit!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 2:58:51 PM EDT
That was some of the most unintelligable shit I've ever heard.

- rem
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 3:05:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:

Originally Posted By Mister44:
Man. I dont know if any of youremember this or not - but about 5 months ago I dropped an F bomb in front of my in laws ONCE.

And we had to have a fucking family meeting about it!

LOL. Wowsa.




are you serious?? they sound a little bit tightly wound... what was the outcome?



Yes I am serious.

Yes they are tightly wound.

Not that I go around sayin f-this all day long, but if I cussed in front of my parents, nothing more than an apology would be needed.

They were PISSED. And went into a rant about how we didnt respect them etc etc etc.

Well - we let them do thier thing - then told them we were pregnant. They seemed to forget it after that. Put things in perspective, and made them feel like asses (I hope).

Its one thing to point out you dont like something. Its another to scold me at 29.

Its been 5 months now and things are fine.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 3:08:41 PM EDT
Now where's the guy that says pot doesn't have any bad effects.

If this kid fell of the face of the earth, it would be a better place.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 3:16:33 PM EDT
.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 3:21:40 PM EDT
Does she want her daughter dating that peice of shit?

Link Posted: 1/22/2006 3:34:45 PM EDT
one of the gretest follow ups to a great rhead.... you were in the right, are in the right and one day when this kid gets his third strike and he's picked up from the corner he lives on, he's gonna think back to the time when he should've just 'walked away'. As for the daughter who smacked you... I'd have to see pics before I decide on her future!
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:08:59 PM EDT
wow....another prime example of using a limited range of vocabulary to show the whole picture...
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:17:06 PM EDT
I curse worse than a sailor in my every day conversation.

However, when I begin to get pissed I usually reel myself in and try to drop the profanities. Probably comes from work and having to deal with a bunch of snot nosed hourly union members who have the mentality of a bunch of teenagers who think that the world owes them everything. Can't curse up a storm when you are telling the little shits to do their job and trying to hold them accountable.


When I say, "come over here, I want to talk to you for a minute" that's when it's serious.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:24:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Now after hearing this nice young gentleman express his side of the story so eloquently, I can't fathom why any parent would have such issues with their daughter associating with him.

So odd, this generation is.


yep
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:29:02 PM EDT
He says "you know" a lot.
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:34:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:
He says "you know" a lot.



yea, you know
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 4:45:43 PM EDT
Isn't he eloquent?

Yes, really one to be learning important life lessons from.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:47:27 AM EDT
Classic.

California_Kid, I feel for ya bro... and did I hear him tell your GF that she needs to "grow up?" Sounds like a real class act. I hope all is going well.

~Dg84
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 8:54:52 AM EDT
I don't have any speakers, can anyone provide a transcript?
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:01:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 9:02:45 AM EDT by Mr-H]
Wow, he certainly finds every which way to use the F-word. Sadly, it seems he uses it as an adjective, an adverb, a verb, a noun, and on and on and on. Given his understanding of English, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he just wrote the F-word in all the blanks on his English tests.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:02:19 AM EDT
Wow. If it was not for the f-word that message would have been about 5 seconds long.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:02:46 AM EDT
I don't have any speakers, can anyone provide a transcript?




About 350 F'words, toss in a few dozen "uh's", and that is about it.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:05:41 AM EDT
FUK!

That was annoying. I'd smack my own mother if she was talking like that.

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:07:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By remedy:
That was some of the most unintelligable shit I've ever heard.

- rem





Edit for grammar....Please!

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:08:00 AM EDT
tag for later
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:09:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nacrotek:
I don't have any speakers, can anyone provide a transcript?



fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, you know, fuck, fuck, shit, you need to grow up, my dad sucks, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, you know, fuck

Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:10:36 AM EDT
Proving that profanity is a verbal crutch for the inarticulate.

What a dweeb!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:10:48 AM EDT
Fuck! That fucker needs his fuckin mouth washed out with fuckin soap!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:21:39 AM EDT
California Kid,

Your girlfriend must be pretty special for you to step into all this stuff.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:23:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brohawk:
California Kid,

Your girlfriend must be pretty special for you to step into all this stuff.



She's terrific, and so is her younger daughter (who is going to enroll in a kick boxing class shortly).
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:29:31 AM EDT
tag for home
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:40:49 AM EDT
He sounds intelligent. On the other hand he convinced me.
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 9:52:22 AM EDT
That kid has a great future!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:00:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/24/2006 8:55:39 PM EDT by Atvar]
gotta tag this one

ETA: Wow, that tirade would embarrass Quentin Tarantino!
Link Posted: 1/24/2006 10:25:41 AM EDT
tag for home
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