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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:10:53 AM EDT
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....



Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:12:22 AM EDT
Please don't try to strike up a conversation with me in a public restroom
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:13:21 AM EDT
You do not want to talk to me while I'm taking a leak, I might turn and piss on your foot
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:14:51 AM EDT
All public restrooms should have piped in music. I do not want to hear the guy grunting in the next stall.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:15:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2005 12:16:31 AM EDT by Mauser101]
I was at a movie theater not too long ago and left the theater halfway thruogh to hit the john. While standing at an empty bank of atleast 10 some guy take the one right next to me and starts striking up a conversation.

I looked at him , pinched flow and skipped over a space. That shut him up.

Mens restrooms are monestaries. The only noise should be music, all else is silence.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:22:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is

Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:26:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:28:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I propose you go to bed and stop drinking and posting.



I agree.

Quick work on the "Coolest way to commit suicide?" thread 82'nd....

I was about to suggest he try them all out, and let us know which worked best
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:35:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is




Sex wide was a mistake...i meant all mens....meaning all male sex....see what i mean?
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:36:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I propose you go to bed and stop drinking and posting.



I agree.

Quick work on the "Coolest way to commit suicide?" thread 82'nd....

I was about to suggest he try them all out, and let us know which worked best




Thats just kinda mean. I have no intention of it. I just wanted to know which was is the coolest. Perfectly normal conversation topic.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:45:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....




Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is


Comparing us guys, huh?
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:48:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....




Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is


Comparing us guys, huh?



Talking about you....Yes
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:48:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I propose you go to bed and stop drinking and posting.



I agree.

Quick work on the "Coolest way to commit suicide?" thread 82'nd....

I was about to suggest he try them all out, and let us know which worked best




Thats just kinda mean. I have no intention of it. I just wanted to know which was is the coolest. Perfectly normal conversation topic.



No its not.

Its just not funny.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 12:50:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I propose you go to bed and stop drinking and posting.



I agree.

Quick work on the "Coolest way to commit suicide?" thread 82'nd....

I was about to suggest he try them all out, and let us know which worked best




Thats just kinda mean. I have no intention of it. I just wanted to know which was is the coolest. Perfectly normal conversation topic.



No its not.

Its just not funny.



OK it is not normal conversation but it is not far off from normal ARFCOM conversation....
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:18:23 AM EDT
Good call. Silence or music.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:21:56 AM EDT
This is a facinating topic.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:22:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
Good call. Silence or music.



Thanks for the support....no talking at all...also I propose all urinals have splash/privacy shields!
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:22:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Then how will they know how much you charge?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:25:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Then how will they know how much you charge?

Sgat1r5



Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:26:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mauser101:

Mens restrooms are monestaries. The only noise should be music, all else is silence.



+++
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:29:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Then how will they know how much you charge?

Sgat1r5






It's a joke......ask George Micheal
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:29:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is




Yes, that's why they always go in pairs!
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:29:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Then how will they know how much you charge?

Sgat1r5



thats what bathroom grafitti id for
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:31:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is




Yes, that's why they always go in pairs!





ohhhhhh THATS why
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:33:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By FredM:
I propose a sex wide rule of no talking in the bathroom.....I don;t care if you are drunk....






Sex wide?

Women talk in the restroom.

Thats just how it is




Yes, that's why they always go in pairs!



Somebody gets it!

We can look across the room at one of our friends, and raise an eyebrow 1/8", and the message is received....we need to talk.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:35:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

We can look across the room at one of our friends, and raise an eyebrow 1/8", and the message is received....we need to talk.



And men can write a message on a piece of paper, leave it where a woman will find it and read it.

<­BR>

Yet later when questioned they will claim they never got the message.

<­BR>



Yeah....................................



Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:36:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

We can look across the room at one of our friends, and raise an eyebrow 1/8", and the message is received....we need to talk.



And men can write a message on a piece of paper, leave it where a woman will find it and read it.

Yet later when questioned they will claim they never got the message.

Yeah....................................

Sgat1r5



What is this "paper" that you speak of?

Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:37:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/26/2005 1:37:40 AM EDT by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

What is this "paper" that you speak of?




It's the stuff you sign after you use your husbands credit cards.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:39:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

What is this "paper" that you speak of?




It's the stuff you sign after you use your husbands credit cards.

Sgat1r5



Us women all know the secret signal to talk in the ladies room...

And we do talk.

I think I'm supposed to kill you now
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:41:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

What is this "paper" that you speak of?




It's the stuff you sign after you use your husbands credit cards.

Sgat1r5



Us women all know the secret signal to talk in the ladies room...

And we do talk.

I think I'm supposed to kill you now



Sorry, already married.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:43:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

What is this "paper" that you speak of?




It's the stuff you sign after you use your husbands credit cards.

Sgat1r5



Us women all know the secret signal to talk in the ladies room...

And we do talk.

I think I'm supposed to kill you now




See you gals have stalls so there is mostly talking in front of mirrors and everything is done....men's bathrooms stink and have exposed cranks. It should be a no talking situation.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:44:37 AM EDT
FredM, women talk in bathrooms because they like to talk. That's all there is to it, don't try to complicate it.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:48:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

What is this "paper" that you speak of?




It's the stuff you sign after you use your husbands credit cards.

Sgat1r5



Us women all know the secret signal to talk in the ladies room...

And we do talk.

I think I'm supposed to kill you now




See you gals have stalls so there is mostly talking in front of mirrors and everything is done....men's bathrooms stink and have exposed cranks. It should be a no talking situation.



I don't get that. We go to the bathroom TO talk. And we talk through the stalls, and at the sink, mirror, and on the way out...

What do guys do in the office restroom?
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 1:49:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
FredM, women talk in bathrooms because they like to talk. That's all there is to it, don't try to complicate it.

SGatr15



Yeah you are right. We go for the intended purposeof the room....they go for the intended purpose of the room they just left.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 2:05:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

What do guys do in the office restroom?



We tinkle or we doody. What do you think?

It's a utilitarian room. Unlike many womens rooms we do not get perfume scented reclining couches and self serve champagne in the restroom.

It's kindof like an autoshop. It's there to get stuff fixed, not look pretty.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 2:27:33 AM EDT
I will usually continue a conversation if it started before entering the bathroom.

Otherwise, there is to be no speaking or eye contact.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 2:39:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FredM:
...i meant all mens....meaning all male sex....




that just aint right.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 3:08:02 AM EDT
And you know if 2 guy friends go in to the pubic restroom ....together......and talk....you feel ....gay almost dirty
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 3:33:16 AM EDT
I was ambushed by a 1-star General in the bathroom the other day, I'm doing my business at one of the two urinals (side-by-side, no privacy wall) and the dude walks up, starts taking a piss and asks how I like working here. At least I didnt have to shake his hand.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 3:33:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By zeekh:
And you know if 2 guy friends go in to the pubic restroom ....together......and talk....you feel ....gay almost dirty



It should be eyes straight ahead, no talking, kind of like a funeral.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 4:24:11 AM EDT
And just who in the world was thinking straight the day they installed army toilets in the old barracks. We were in some of the older ones at Ft. Lewis once (for training) and they have the crappers like 2 feet apart...and no dividers. First time I had ever seen this but I am sure it was common in the older barracks for cleaning sake.

Almost impossible to take a dump there without saying something or making some noise. And when you got back from the field...every seat was taken and of course asking the trooper next to you for toilet paper was common. The worst seats were at the corners where those toilets perpendicular to each other almost had you rubbing knees with the other guy.

Essayons
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 4:31:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Barrelburner:
Please don't try to strike up a conversation with me in a public restroom





I agree. No chitchat in the shithouse .None.
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 4:32:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/26/2005 4:53:44 AM EDT
Don't forget to practice proper urinal selection etiquette as well!

www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
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