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Posted: 12/29/2005 11:22:09 AM EDT
It means don't knock on my front door and try to get me to buy your worthless shit. No FUCKING SOLICITING!


that is all.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 11:23:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2005 11:24:54 AM EDT by Buzz70]
Did you almost draw down on the solicitor???

<edit>
Oh wait, wrong post. Thought we were talking about the little kid selling cookies again, my bad...
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 11:25:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2005 11:25:27 AM EDT by Red_Label]
He's just peeved because he actually had to get-up from his kum-pewter to answer the door. It put a serious dent in the projected increases of his post-count!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 11:25:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Red_Label:
He's just peeved because he actually had to get-up from his kum-pewter to answer the door. It put a serious dent in the projected increases of his post-count!



LOL!!!
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 11:26:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2005 11:27:01 AM EDT by repub18]

Originally Posted By Red_Label:
He's just peeved because he actually had to get-up from his kum-pewter to answer the door. It put a serious dent in the projected increases of his post-count!



NO! I just got home from work and I thought it was the fedex guy with the stuff I ordered 2 weeks ago.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 11:28:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Buzz70:
Did you almost draw down on the solicitor???

<edit>
Oh wait, wrong post. Thought we were talking about the little kid selling cookies again, my bad...



Don't even get me started on that...
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 11:29:10 AM EDT
I love fucking with door to door folks. It just never gets old.
Link Posted: 12/29/2005 12:32:50 PM EDT


Link Posted: 12/29/2005 12:35:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/nosoliciting-sign.jpg




That's great. If I could get the telemarketers to quite calling me at work that would be better.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:11:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2006 10:13:27 AM EDT by repub18]
Another fucking solicitor! This time it was a little punk kid trying to sell me cleaning products.

This shit is seriously pissing me off.

He wasnt too happy when he was told that this was a no soliticing neighborhood. "What? You don't want to see my product?"
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:13:50 AM EDT
So the next one gets a hole punched in his/her/it's face?

works for me, bro.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:19:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By repub18:
Another fucking solicitor! This time it was a little punk kid trying to sell me cleaning products.

This shit is seriously pissing me off.

He wasnt too happy when he was told that this was a no soliticing neighborhood. "What? You don't want to see my product?"



I had a girl trying to sell me an orange-based cleaning product. She told me, "it's non toxic." She demonstrated this by taking the squirter out of the bottle and licking the feeding tube. I don't know about you guys, but I was sold!
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:26:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:30:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:34:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
I made a very comfortable living for a short time going door to door selling no soliciting signs.
Then I realized I could never go back for repeat business.




Link Posted: 1/3/2006 10:37:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:

Originally Posted By repub18:
Another fucking solicitor! This time it was a little punk kid trying to sell me cleaning products.

This shit is seriously pissing me off.

He wasnt too happy when he was told that this was a no soliticing neighborhood. "What? You don't want to see my product?"



I had a girl trying to sell me an orange-based cleaning product. She told me, "it's non toxic." She demonstrated this by taking the squirter out of the bottle and licking the feeding tube. I don't know about you guys, but I was sold!



The Kirby girls were hot. They offered to clean my living room.... But I told them only if they would do it in french maid outfits. They never came back
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 11:25:30 AM EDT
We also get people throwing crap in our yard. They are little Ads for their business stapled to a little zip lock baggie filled with gravel or cat litter.

Then there is the stupid community newspaper, and the shit companies hang on my doorknob or stick in the door crack. I must pick up 30 pieces of trash in my yard every week that are intentionally thrown there.

Do they really think I want to do business with someone that is intentionally vandalizing my property?
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 11:56:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MudBug:

Do they really think I want to do business with someone that is intentionally vandalizing my property?



I don't care for the crap that people throw out either, but I do see it in a good way:

They can either be trying really hard to get their business going, or living off the state with welfare, AFDC and etc. I would rather them try to earn a living than live off what I earn through the state.
Link Posted: 1/3/2006 12:01:40 PM EDT
Sir It will only take 5 min. and if you are not convinced that it is the best vacuum cleaner you have ever seen I will stop posting in this thread.
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