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Posted: 10/6/2004 9:56:36 PM EST
www.wqad.com/Global/story.asp?S=2393366

No one shot, murdered in Chicago Monday

CHICAGO For the first time since 1999, serious crime took a holiday Monday in Chicago.

Police Superintendent Phil Cline says none of the city's nearly three (m) million citizens got shot. And nobody was murdered.

Cline says he was amazed to wake up yesterday and find no news of any overnight shootings or killings. He attributes the success to the pressure the department's putting on gangs -- and a little bit of luck.

Last year, Chicago had 600 killings and just over three-thousand aggravated batteries by firearm.

Cline says the city's down 112 homicides and almost one-thousand shootings compared with last year.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 9:57:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 9:58:38 PM EST
I'm sure Gary Indiana made up for it
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:02:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/6/2004 10:02:54 PM EST by Kooter]
No one was murdered THAT THEY KNOW ABOUT......MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

They'll never find those bodies........
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:23:04 PM EST
They ran out of ammo, and WallyWorld won't sell it after 10:00.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:24:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By parshooter:
They ran out of ammo, and WallyWorld won't sell it after 10:00.

I bet the real reason is the hoods are such bad shots.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:28:19 PM EST
See the AWB sunset lowered crime.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:33:59 PM EST
That's just all kinds of Weird.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:35:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:

Originally Posted By parshooter:
They ran out of ammo, and WallyWorld won't sell it after 10:00.

I bet the real reason is the hoods are such bad shots.



Be glad Birdman is backorder on those sights.
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:53:25 PM EST
Seriously, How Sad that this is News. First day in FIVE YEARS. Aren't guns illegal there.?
The birthplace, eminating centeroftheuniverse/ground-zero for SoccerMoms everywhere of the love-n-tears-n-hugs Oprah.


Originally Posted By Airwolf:
www.wqad.com/Global/story.asp?S=2393366

No one shot, murdered in Chicago Monday

CHICAGO For the first time since 1999, serious crime took a holiday Monday in Chicago.

Police Superintendent Phil Cline says none of the city's nearly three (m) million citizens got shot. And nobody was murdered.

Cline says he was AMAZED to wake up yesterday and find no news of any overnight shootings or killings.

He attributes the success to the pressure the department's putting on gangs .



He's delusional. Most of us here know that. Aarrggghhhh. The almighty gooberment is doing such a wonderful job of protecting the sheeple there.
IT MAKES THE FUCKING NEWs THAT NO ONE WAS SHOT OR KILLED ON ONE DAY IN FIVE YEARS.

'tards.

It would embaress the shit out of them to witness the results of a legally armed citizenry.


-- and a little bit of luck.
Last year, Chicago had 600 killings and just over three-thousand aggravated batteries by firearm.
Cline says the city's down 112 homicides and almost one-thousand shootings compared with last year.



Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:07:19 PM EST
I'd say it was a good day (cue Ice cube)

Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:11:43 PM EST
Its only taken king dick HOW long to reduce the crime level?
Link Posted: 10/6/2004 11:25:16 PM EST

It would embaress the shit out of them to witness the results of a legally armed citizenry.

No, then they wouldnt say the murder rate had gone up, but they would say the gun-related deaths had skyrocketed and use it against us.



Never mind the people that would have been killed (through Darwinism) needed killin' anyway.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:02:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
Last year, Chicago had 600 killings and just over three-thousand aggravated batteries by firearm.



So, Chicago alone is almost as dangerous as Iraq. Maybe we need to withdraw from Chicago?

wganz

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:10:00 AM EST
Those numbers are still down from the gang/crack fueled early 90s when 900s were common
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:11:25 AM EST
They either haven't found the body or the victim hasn't had his organs harvested yet.

A Monday in Chicago without a homicide is like a day without sunshine.

I guess the CAGE unit will get a commendation for it.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:54:56 AM EST

The almighty gooberment is doing such a wonderful job of protecting the sheeple there.
IT MAKES THE FUCKING NEWs THAT NO ONE WAS SHOT OR KILLED ON ONE DAY IN FIVE YEARS.




Exactly. And the saddest part will be that today they will discover one or more murders that actually did take place yesterday! It's not just failure, it is abject failure. My cynical side tells me they weren't looking hard enough--maybe the cops were all attending a diversity seminar and not out patrolling or something?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:39:12 AM EST
As long as the inner city animals are killing each other for sneakers, Old English 40's, and colors I'm all for it. They will soon run them self’s into extinction and make the city a better place.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:48:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Flashbang1:
As long as the inner city animals are killing each other for sneakers, Old English 40's, and colors I'm all for it. They will soon run them self’s into extinction and make the city a better place.



Not likley. With welfare the way it is, the gangbangers breed faster than they kill eachother.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:51:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:53:33 AM EST
maybe the guy who reports how many people got shot got shot
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:01:33 AM EST
Chicago has a wonderful record of killing people off, now hte done gone and ruined it. They will make up for it later with mulitiple shootings.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:09:52 AM EST
It was the first cold night of the year.
The 'bangers down-filled parakas weren't back from the cleaners.

CKMorley
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:14:20 AM EST
sKerry must have called a truce with the drug dealers and such. He's probably wanting to see if the UN wants sanctions against them.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:19:13 AM EST
Yah right they just didn't find the body yet.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:25:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:
I'd say it was a good day (cue Ice cube)



+1

...and I didn't even have to use my AK...
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