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Posted: 8/24/2006 12:25:56 PM EDT



news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/ap_on_fe_st/penis_pump_threat

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

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Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:28:29 PM EDT
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[beer commercial] Brilliant! [/beer commercial]
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:31:14 PM EDT
[#2]
Boo Swedish Penis Pump...

Hooray Bombs!
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:32:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:33:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:34:42 PM EDT
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He was probably afraid his mom would kill him to protect family honor...
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:37:03 PM EDT
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He was probably afraid his mom would kill him to protect family honor...


Thats why dads no longer around
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:40:39 PM EDT
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I'm thinkin that anything I wouldn't wave over my head and scream what it is shouldn't go in my luggage that is subject to search.

That's just me.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:42:47 PM EDT
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cannot.

resist.

tag.

This made me LOL at work.  Thank you, even if I read it a day late.
Link Posted: 8/24/2006 12:44:04 PM EDT
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