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Posted: 4/20/2017 7:14:35 PM EDT
Has anyone tried it? Result?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:16:48 PM EDT
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Random inappropriate erections and sore balls.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:19:23 PM EDT
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Why?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:20:12 PM EDT
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I'm out.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:20:56 PM EDT
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wat?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:21:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:23:26 PM EDT
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There was a thread yesterday about washing your hands before you head to the bathroom.  Is this a dupe?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:23:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:25:47 PM EDT
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What? Why?!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:25:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:26:08 PM EDT
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Try it and see.
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:28:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:31:01 PM EDT
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I tried it and was very successful














It was my honeymoon.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:31:08 PM EDT
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Yes, I gave up fapping several years ago and it was a great move. I also advise giving up porn, even BOTD stuff.

This is making the assumption that you have a sexual partner.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:32:52 PM EDT
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Tried it. No different. Felt miserable. Balls hurt. Fapped more. Felt better. 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:38:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:45:20 PM EDT
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Longest I went was in boot camp... first time I did after that... was literally about 10 seconds and the meme from south park comes to mind.

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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:46:11 PM EDT
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If you're single and not getting laid your jizz is going to curdle and shit, it'll be like rancid goat cheese yogurt within a month or so.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:47:46 PM EDT
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I don't know but I am not pressing the emergency button.  You first.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:48:21 PM EDT
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You should go hang out with the bacon hater.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:49:31 PM EDT
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someone needs fappers anonymous.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:49:51 PM EDT
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I'd not fap for the last couple of weeks during field problems and then give my wife what she had coming.

It was like cuming candle wax.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:51:58 PM EDT
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I think it's only viable if you are a porn addict or have ED problems.

Masturbation is a healthy human behavior provided it doesn't interfere with your social or work life.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:57:39 PM EDT
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I don't know but I am not pressing the emergency button.  You first.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:58:30 PM EDT
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Lol. Yellz ya
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:05:10 PM EDT
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It was like cuming candle wax.
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If you're single and not getting laid your jizz is going to curdle and shit, it'll be like rancid goat cheese yogurt within a month or so.
I'd not fap for the last couple of weeks during field problems and then give my wife what she had coming.

It was like cuming candle wax.
Lol, reminds me of a buddy who described it like pushing frosting out of one of those metal tipped specialty frosting bags.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:16:01 PM EDT
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To answer the OP, I did do it, it was called "The week after my vasectomy"

And it sucked.

We are biologically designed to use that thing like a worry stone from the time we figure out it's down there until we die.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:22:55 PM EDT
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I can see cutting back if excessive fapping is causing issues.

I've also read that many guys do it to force themselves to approach women, as if that doesn't ramp up the desperation to 11.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:27:46 PM EDT
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I've already done it twice since I've been here reading this thread.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:29:41 PM EDT
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Lol, you guys and your having to fap
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:05 PM EDT
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A week, since about the age of 6.

I can still see, and my palms have no hair...

So a fappin i will do.

Don;t matter if i have a  partner or not.  

The struggle is real when it comes to fapping.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:09 PM EDT
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Everyone faps now....

It is a bit late for you two to be bashful around here.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:34:21 PM EDT
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Lol. "I'm out!"
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:35:54 PM EDT
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I over did it one time and pulled something inside there, PC muscle or something. It was a boring day so twice I got after it, I had no idea I was also going to get laid twice that same night.

The poor system was straining on the last one just to hold together.

I had to take a couple days off to let it heal up, it was like a shin splint but over my sack.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:21 PM EDT
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Issues like this guy's "issues":  https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1978443_NYPD-Det--arrested-for-mastubating-in-front-of-multiple-home-s-windows-in-Long-Island.html
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:53 PM EDT
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sorry... that last post was a little early
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:37:14 PM EDT
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Why would I do that to myself?  If I got laid once a week, sure.  

But I don't.  So I fap to keep the pipe cleaned out and the prostate happy.  It's good for you, good for me, good for everyone..
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:39:22 PM EDT
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We're genetically programmed to keep everything fresh and in working order. 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:41:33 PM EDT
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I did it back in like 2012 for 30 days.  I gave it a shot after I came across an article that linked social anxiety with jacking off too much..lol  It was called something like "was the cowardly lion just masterbating too much?"

It was interesting.  The first 2 weeks were pretty tough.  Then it got easier.  Oddly enough, I became damn near fearless when it came to approaching random girls at bars and clubs.  I figured it was biology taking over since they were my only option for getting off  Oddly enough those approaches went very well.. maybe it was human nature taking over rather than my trying to force the interaction?  By the end of it I decided the article I read was pretty legit.

Sometime in week 3 I hooked up with a friend with benefits I had at the time.  I literally lasted about 5 seconds

When it was all over with I ended up doing something like only allowing myself to fap once or twice a week.  It seemed like a happy medium when it came to the fun of fapping and the benefits with being more at ease talking to random women.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:42:35 PM EDT
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I think this is for people who are addicted to fapping or porn.

ColdShower is a better one. 10 min cold showers instead of 20 minute hot ones. Try it. I repaired my water heater a few months ago, but I never turned it back on.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:43:04 PM EDT
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We're genetically programmed to keep everything fresh and in working order. 
There could actually be science behind that, flushing out sperm at regular intervals helps make sure your body is always producing new good ones. If they sit around too long some of them can get all retarded.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:13:51 PM EDT
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That's why i have a little pony
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:15:52 PM EDT
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I'll give it a shot.

EDIT: Aaand, I'm out.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:16:53 PM EDT
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Fuck that. 
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:18:03 PM EDT
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LOL, QFT
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:21:16 PM EDT
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That's why i have a little pony  
Idk if it's not a chick I think it's still fapping
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:24:47 PM EDT
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I tried it n... ahh hell, I'll be in my bunk.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:27:44 PM EDT
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i just failed.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:33:03 PM EDT
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I try to beat my daily best, every day.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:35:47 PM EDT
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The solution is to have 4 kids and wife, then you won't ever have time (or energy to fap)
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