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This is what happens when a bunch of idiots have one family member with two functioning brain cells, who purchases a nice life insurance policy, then dies.
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Spooky! That's almost exactly what happened at my old place. The house across the street was previoiusly the home to a very lovely older couple from Venezuela, I think. They were very nice, and kept the yard and home in immaculate repair. They were always out in the yard tending to the very tasteful and colorful flowers and plants. One day they were driving up the street to go to the store, and were broad-sided by a speeding teenager, 3 blocks from the local high school. Both killed on the spot.
The house was then willed to their son, a genuine dirtbag if there ever was one. This guy moves in with his gargantuan mate and their demon spawn. The demon spawn then procreates, so now they have grandspawn. He's got a couple of his buddies that he works with at the car wash living there now, too. Each one has some type of dilapidated vehicle, and Sunday is now "wrench your POS car day" replete with about 4 hours of revving various poorly-tuned oil dispersion devices, accompanied by a constant barrage of slamming doors, vociferous cussing, throwing Bud Light cans in the yard, dogs running loose and chasing ordinary "real people," and any number of other annoying activity. My favorite was when their dirtbag friends would come over and park in my yard. When I would tell them (as opposed to asking them) to move their cars out of my yard, they would comply, but feel obliged to comment that they thought it was city property. I would explain the differences among property, right-of-way and easement, but their brains couldn't handle it. What finally made them stop was when I told them that any car on my property was fair game, and I'd start taking parts off and selling them on eBay. They laughed, until I rolled my tool cabinet out on the sidewalk and hooked up my air tools.
Anyway, I've got a house for sale now. Anybody interested? It's in a great neighborhood! (cough, cough)
BTW, a quart of bleach did the trick....
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Good.