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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:18:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:30:30 AM EST
Good golly that was sooooooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!

I just jizzed in my pants!!!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:33:20 AM EST
Obama's setting up a bathroom smell-cam so everyone can smell his shit from a far.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:34:15 AM EST
He's really drinking it up too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:39:42 AM EST
I came......
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:40:17 AM EST
well it is a survival skill in kenya
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:41:17 AM EST
The media in general are a bunch of ATM fellating groupies with about 2 brain cells among the lot of them.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:41:36 AM EST
uh-oh, PETA is gonna be on his ass for that one....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:42:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By LGK:
well it is a survival skill in kenya

LOL thinking of a fly drinking from the corner of Obama's eye
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:42:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Obama's setting up a bathroom smell-cam so everyone can smell his shit from a far.


Whatever. We all know that his shit doesn't stink.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:43:56 AM EST
This is what happens when you have a celebrity instead of a politician
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:47:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Obama's setting up a bathroom smell-cam so everyone can smell his shit from a far.


This is counter-revolutionary reactionary propaganda! Dear Leader's feces does not emit any odor. Brilliant Comrade Michelle's, however, emits the perfume of the sweetest flowers of Mother Africa.

Please report yourself immediately to your collective's Democratic Party / Popular Front ideological activist or prepare for a visit from the Blue Shirts!

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:47:46 AM EST


Umm ... shouldn't he wash his damned hands before proceeding? Gross.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 5:48:33 AM EST
Must have been a manure fly.



The Ol' Crew Chief
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:33:37 AM EST
On my ISP's homepage, there was a link to a video with that headline. I didn't bother to click. I did, however, think the same thing as you –– with the addition that if GWB had done it, they'd be using it to mock him as awkward and inept.

The media really seem to be trying to propagandize the country straight to the last four words of 1984: "He loved Big Brother."
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:35:00 AM EST
Well, flies and shit you know..
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:36:02 AM EST
That bunch of fucking worthless bootlickers....I'd sooner watch them all hang.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:36:31 AM EST
Every time I see him I hear Cult of Personality as his soundtrack.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:37:24 AM EST
The MSM has fawned over the annointed one some much they look little more than a state run media, which they basically are. Of course they have also lost much credibility. But then look on the bright side, when big brother unfolds his universal health scare on the adoring populace, just think of all the drooling idiot obamabots who will not be able to watch ABC news because their analog tvs will not work
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:39:30 AM EST
OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO AWESOME.

Brb, masturbating.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:13:29 AM EST
We should be trying to reinforce such violent behavior instead of mocking him for it.

We should encourage him to react thus to other such annoying entities in the world.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:18:58 AM EST
Wow, between his fly catching abilities and Michelle's talent for making plants grow at 20x their normal rate, they are freaking miracle workers.

All Hail the Messiahs......
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:21:47 AM EST
Fucking pathetic!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:33:51 AM EST
so, the LORD OF THE FLIES killed one of his minions...




but,,

DID OBAMASSIAH bring the little creature back from the dead in public???
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:46:12 AM EST
I always knew the media was obsessed with a fly.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:50:11 AM EST
And we wonder why we're circling the drain.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:54:59 AM EST
Where are the out cries from PETA?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:57:56 AM EST
"He Carries The Big Stick."

WTF??!

CXS
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 8:42:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 8:43:29 AM EST by timr]
I like how the interviewer exclaims, "Niiiiiice!" People are actually clapping in the background. Obama got this look on his face like he just learned how to tie his shoes.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:31:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By LGK:
well it is a survival skill in kenya


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:33:58 AM EST
I really hope he brings the MSM down with him.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:41:08 AM EST
The Messiah giveth and he taketh... Mostly he just taketh tho.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:57:32 AM EST
My first ever Dupealicious post!

Sorry - got you beat by 9 hours.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:41:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By tax_monster:
My first ever Dupealicious post!

Sorry - got you beat by 9 hours.



???
mine:
Posted: Today 9:18:43 AM CDT
yours:
Posted: Today 12:14:54 AM CDT
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:52:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 10:54:10 AM EST by thirsty]

Originally Posted By timr:
Originally Posted By tax_monster:
My first ever Dupealicious post!

Sorry - got you beat by 9 hours.



???
mine:
Posted: Today 9:18:43 AM CDT
yours:
Posted: Today 12:14:54 AM CDT

He's got you beat.

ETA: and yes, the media's literary, audio and visual fellatio of Obama is getting stupid.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 11:25:27 AM EST
Contrast with V. Putin, who subdued an attacking siberian tiger.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 11:33:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 11:33:36 AM EST by rwhmachine]
i was gonna write something clever and then i thought.....fuck him. ok i can't resist, he gets pratice swatting flies that buzz around michelles face
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 11:47:17 AM EST
Obama reacts as if he just killed a grizzly bear. Maybe he'll have the fly mounted on the wall of the Oval Office.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 11:51:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By thirsty:

Originally Posted By timr:
Originally Posted By tax_monster:
My first ever Dupealicious post!

Sorry - got you beat by 9 hours.



???
mine:
Posted: Today 9:18:43 AM CDT
yours:
Posted: Today 12:14:54 AM CDT

He's got you beat.

ETA: and yes, the media's literary, audio and visual fellatio of Obama is getting stupid.


And mine beat both of you guys.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 11:55:43 AM EST
If only the messiah could smack Iran and the Norks like that, I might just have a tiny amount of respect for him.



Won't happen though
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