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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:16:40 PM EDT
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Ram the motherfucker it'll seal
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:17:48 PM EDT
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Google the toilet model, I'm sure they make something for it.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:19:08 PM EDT
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This is yet one of the many reasons I have compressed air piped in every room of the house
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:24:22 PM EDT
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This is yet one of the many reasons I have compressed air piped in every room of the house You, sir, have OCD of the finest sort. 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:24:46 PM EDT
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What toilet?
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:25:33 PM EDT
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You're welcome Explicit language btw |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:25:49 PM EDT
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May have to invest in a closet auger.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:27:22 PM EDT
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Probably going to need a paddle bit and a cordless drill to break those logs up.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:28:27 PM EDT
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May have to invest in a closet auger. I'm going with this. Not based on any fact other than the poster's screen name. 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:28:53 PM EDT
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Maybe try more fiber first?
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:31:02 PM EDT
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is this a German display toilet?
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:37:41 PM EDT
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is this a German display toilet? WTF is that? |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:39:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:50 PM EDT
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I plunge at a 45 degree angle.
No seriously. Mine is a weird shape and the plunger doesn't seal unless I hold it around 45 degrees. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:42:56 PM EDT
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Poop thread?
I once had to make a makeshift plunger out of a towel at the Hotel Hassler in Rome within minutes of being in my room. I was too embarrassed to call for a plunger. 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:43:41 PM EDT
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http://www.amazon.com/Products-MP1600-Gallon-Master-Plunger/dp/B000BQLR1Y/ref=pd_sim_hi_10 problem solved Californians and their weird ass perverted sex devices |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:46:12 PM EDT
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http://www.amazon.com/Products-MP1600-Gallon-Master-Plunger/dp/B000BQLR1Y/ref=pd_sim_hi_10 problem solved Link to sex toy. Reported. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 3:56:47 PM EDT
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I've never tried it, but I hear if you hold a bucket of water 5 feet or so above the toilet and dump it in rapidly, the force of the water will force the clog out. I've never tried it, so... at your own risk and all that.
I also hear hot water and a big squirt of dish soap works too. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 4:10:19 PM EDT
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I've never tried it, but I hear if you hold a bucket of water 5 feet or so above the toilet and dump it in rapidly, the force of the water will force the clog out. I've never tried it, so... at your own risk and all that. I also hear hot water and a big squirt of dish soap works too. "When in doubt, GAS IT!"
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Posted: 10/26/2013 4:12:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly shit, I'm crying over here 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 4:24:37 PM EDT
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is this a German display toilet? WTF is that? You can look at your dookies after you make them. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 6:02:18 PM EDT
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I've never tried it, but I hear if you hold a bucket of water 5 feet or so above the toilet and dump it in rapidly, the force of the water will force the clog out. I've never tried it, so... at your own risk and all that. I also hear hot water and a big squirt of dish soap works too. Tried it as a combo.
Now it just smells like a porta-shitter on a hot summer day. 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 6:20:17 PM EDT
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You can look at your dookies after you make them. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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is this a German display toilet? WTF is that? You can look at your dookies after you make them. Not just look at them, but you can closely inspect them. The Germans build their toilets so your business is displayed like a bunch of sausages or a scoop of Mississippi Mud ice cream on a platter. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 6:26:08 PM EDT
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Do yourself a favor and buy a ToTo toilet. They work great and a plunger actually seals IF needed. They will flush just about anything without an issue though
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Posted: 10/26/2013 6:32:00 PM EDT
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Ram the motherfucker it'll seal SIITPAPP? |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 6:32:26 PM EDT
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Not just look at them, but you can closely inspect them. The Germans build their toilets so your business is displayed like a bunch of sausages or a scoop of Mississippi Mud ice cream on a platter. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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is this a German display toilet? WTF is that? You can look at your dookies after you make them. Not just look at them, but you can closely inspect them. The Germans build their toilets so your business is displayed like a bunch of sausages or a scoop of Mississippi Mud ice cream on a platter. Believe it or not, there has been a thread about it here. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 7:00:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Kinetic Water Ram
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Posted: 10/26/2013 7:10:16 PM EDT
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is this a German display toilet? WTF is that? You can look at your dookies after you make them. Not just look at them, but you can closely inspect them. The Germans build their toilets so your business is displayed like a bunch of sausages or a scoop of Mississippi Mud ice cream on a platter. Believe it or not, there has been a thread about it here. And the first time you see one when in country, you think WTF. 
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Posted: 10/26/2013 7:20:58 PM EDT
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I've never tried it, but I hear if you hold a bucket of water 5 feet or so above the toilet and dump it in rapidly, the force of the water will force the clog out. I've never tried it, so... at your own risk and all that. I also hear hot water and a big squirt of dish soap works too. That sounds like a recipe for 5 gallons of shitty water, soggy paper, and poo particles all over your floor. Somebody was attempting humor when they told you that. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 7:26:33 PM EDT
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Is it a Toto toilet?
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Posted: 10/26/2013 7:46:26 PM EDT
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Never pick up a stick in the woods.
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Posted: 10/26/2013 7:52:05 PM EDT
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Do yourself a favor and buy a ToTo toilet. They work great and a plunger actually seals IF needed. They will flush just about anything without an issue though I beg to disagree. I have clogged a ToTo, and nothing but prodigious use of a plunger would rectify the situation. BTW, when using a plunger to clear a log jam, don't push the clog further into the trap and compact it, pull the clog up in order to break it up, then flush once the water flows again. I know, this sounds counter intuitive, but it works. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 8:01:56 PM EDT
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And the first time you see one when in country, you think WTF. http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/germantoilet.jpg Germans really are some weird bastards. |
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Posted: 10/26/2013 8:04:56 PM EDT
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St shitting so much you clog it.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:26:28 PM EDT
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Any more ideas? What is the best auger?
And no it is not one of those Nazi display toilets.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 6:54:00 PM EDT
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Don't use the same amount of toilet paper as Dumbo the Elephant and you won't need a plunger. Seriously, if you have to repeatedly plunge a toilet there is most likely something stuck in the toilet's waste line.
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:06:12 PM EDT
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Any more ideas? What is the best auger? And no it is not one of those Nazi display toilets. Take your pic, http://www.homedepot.com/s/toliet+auger?NCNI-5 20 |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:09:18 PM EDT
[#40]
Poop smaller
and dont flush your tampon 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:30:51 PM EDT
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http://www.amazon.com/Products-MP1600-Gallon-Master-Plunger/dp/B000BQLR1Y/ref=pd_sim_hi_10 problem solved ROFL at the frequently bought together..... ive never heard of or seen the "toilet auger" |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:35:35 PM EDT
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Quote History They sell them by the 12 pack 
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:35:42 PM EDT
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Just pee on it really hard
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:43:31 PM EDT
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eat less cheese and more fiber
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:45:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryEpic. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:47:24 PM EDT
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Derp
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Posted: 10/27/2013 7:52:13 PM EDT
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is this a German display toilet? I doubt many who have not been to Germany will get that. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 8:00:35 PM EDT
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ROFL at the frequently bought together..... ive never heard of or seen the "toilet auger" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://www.amazon.com/Products-MP1600-Gallon-Master-Plunger/dp/B000BQLR1Y/ref=pd_sim_hi_10 problem solved ROFL at the frequently bought together..... ive never heard of or seen the "toilet auger" its a short snake that does not involve dragging out a huge friggin machine... malls, hospitals, resturants and other places where people like to stuff as much toilet paper/paper towles down they drain as they can use them a lot.. |
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Posted: 10/27/2013 8:03:25 PM EDT
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Quote History Holy fuck that is GOLD!
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Posted: 10/27/2013 8:06:35 PM EDT
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Quote Historythe voice over is too funny. |
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