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Posted: 11/14/2013 5:23:30 AM EST
I guess a and e is making a new show called rodeo girls based around our favorite rodeo whores, barrel racers. I almost vomited in my mouth thinking about all the bullshit I put up with and saw during my old rodeo days. It's amazing what they will put on tv theses days! If you got stories, spill em'!
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 5:26:15 AM EST
Jeans with no back pockets. I miss those days.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 7:59:19 AM EST
Yes Sir, Rocky Mountain jeans. I miss those days.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 8:17:03 AM EST
The only thing crazier than horse chix are competitive horse chix, and it's exponential.

But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 8:25:04 AM EST
Buckle bunnies or chap chasers is what we called them back in my rodeo days.

Lots of wild memories from back then.
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
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This thread is useless without pics
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 8:30:38 AM EST
I thought horse chicks were exponentially more crazy than run of the mill females?
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 8:33:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2013 8:34:10 AM EST by TexRdnec]
there's a very attractive rodeo cowgirl hall of fame inductee that lives around here

unfortunately for all the cowboys, however, she plays for the other team
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 8:37:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mattl:
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They are for sure more crazy. If you ever decide to date one or two, oh boy! It always starts off great, then an epic fail is sure to come. I remember one who showed and wore those dresage pants. You know, the skin tight ones. She would make it a point to not wear panties to keep from showing a line in her pants. Thongs just wouldn't cut it. She would remind me every time she would ride by! Then a good bang in the trailor between heats!
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Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
there's a very attractive rodeo cowgirl hall of fame inductee that lives around here

unfortunately for all the cowboys, however, she plays for the other team
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pics?
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 9:49:58 AM EST
Nothing fits like Lee jeans.

Except maybe Rocky Mountains.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 9:53:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/14/2013 9:53:50 AM EST by BrownSunshine]
Damn, I knew I should have been a Cowboy. I should have learned to rope and ride.


Link Posted: 11/14/2013 10:06:26 AM EST
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No, you should have learned to play the guitar. You should have learned to play them drums.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 10:07:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
there's a very attractive rodeo cowgirl hall of fame inductee that lives around here

unfortunately for all the cowboys, however, she plays for the other team
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Pics?
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 11:05:49 AM EST
Doesn't Rodney Crowell address this in Bull Rider ?
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 11:08:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.

This thread is useless without pics


Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

Link Posted: 11/14/2013 11:11:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
The only thing crazier than horse chix are competitive horse chix, and it's exponential.

But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.
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I knew a horse vaulter in high school. Really cute. Severely high maintenance.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 11:42:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By cervelorider:
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Pretty damn close.
Link Posted: 11/14/2013 11:45:10 AM EST
We have barrel racer at work,she's in her upper 40s now. Been divorced twice, is well known for being a "trifle" difficult to get along with at times. Very fun when the mood is upon her.
Oh yeah, slim and trim, in shape, and looks really good for 48 years.No pics even if I had any.

Don in Ohio
Link Posted: 11/24/2013 6:31:36 PM EST
That is a creepy fucking avatar.
Link Posted: 11/24/2013 7:43:24 PM EST
Will there be bikini barrel racing?

Link Posted: 11/25/2013 3:57:10 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mattl:
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Yes...dated a horse chick many, many years ago...Dressage, not rodeo, but still just as bad.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:21:11 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BrownSunshine:
Damn, I knew I should have been a Cowboy. I should have learned to rope and ride.


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I rope and ride....... my girlfriend, and I ain't a cowboy!


Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:22:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By SteelSC:
Yes Sir, Rocky Mountain jeans. I miss those days.
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no panty lines, cause there's no panties!!

a little two-stepping, and the girls were primed and ready from the seam rubbing their kitty...
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:28:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Flashover343:



Yes...dated a horse chick many, many years ago...Dressage, not rodeo, but still just as bad.
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Originally Posted By Flashover343:
Originally Posted By Mattl:
I thought horse chicks were exponentially more crazy than run of the mill females?



Yes...dated a horse chick many, many years ago...Dressage, not rodeo, but still just as bad.


English riders are crazier.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:32:31 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:



English riders are crazier.
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Originally Posted By Flashover343:
Originally Posted By Mattl:
I thought horse chicks were exponentially more crazy than run of the mill females?



Yes...dated a horse chick many, many years ago...Dressage, not rodeo, but still just as bad.



English riders are crazier.


Dressage, crazier than a fox... good in the sack too.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:45:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:



Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb5HorXDsjk

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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
Originally Posted By TheAvatar9265ft:
Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.

This thread is useless without pics



Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb5HorXDsjk



I made it about 36 seconds... anyone got a wetnap?
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:49:51 AM EST
They are crazy in real life.

I imagine the ones on the show will be over the top.

Seriously, horse girls are crazy, and rodeo girls are even crazier. No man can ever replace 1200 lbs of muscle between their legs.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:49:51 AM EST
She'll crush your soul right after she crushes your balls.
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Originally Posted By Barney_Calhoun:
Will there be bikini barrel racing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3OlgtLt8i4
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According to the promo I saw the other day...yes.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 4:56:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Jahdai42:
Dressage, crazier than a fox... good in the sack too.
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Truth. My mom was a dressage and hunter jumper competitor (yes, she's very off but I wouldn't know about the 'in the sack' part. Gross.) and I hung around the stables as a kid. Mostly very high maintenance chicks. The younger they are, they crazier they are it seems. Once they hit cougar age, they seem to mellow out and are simply "throwed off".

In my teenage years, I dated a few barrel racers. Definitely crazy, but its a different kind of crazy - generally not a high maintenance type of crazy.
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Truth. My mom was a dressage and hunter jumper competitor (yes, she's very off but I wouldn't know about the 'in the sack' part. Gross.) and I hung around the stables as a kid. Mostly very high maintenance chicks. The younger they are, they crazier they are it seems. Once they hit cougar age, they seem to mellow out and are simply "throwed off".

In my teenage years, I dated a few barrel racers. Definitely crazy, but its a different kind of crazy - generally not a high maintenance type of crazy.
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Originally Posted By Jahdai42:
Dressage, crazier than a fox... good in the sack too.


Truth. My mom was a dressage and hunter jumper competitor (yes, she's very off but I wouldn't know about the 'in the sack' part. Gross.) and I hung around the stables as a kid. Mostly very high maintenance chicks. The younger they are, they crazier they are it seems. Once they hit cougar age, they seem to mellow out and are simply "throwed off".

In my teenage years, I dated a few barrel racers. Definitely crazy, but its a different kind of crazy - generally not a high maintenance type of crazy.

Three day eventers are the craziest.
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Will there be bikini barrel racing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3OlgtLt8i4
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Link Posted: 11/25/2013 5:34:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/25/2013 5:34:59 AM EST by 2506jet]
Why do they always have such hairy forearms & thick eyebrows.
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Originally Posted By BrowardMason:
That is a creepy fucking avatar.
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I'll take that as a compliment!
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:



Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb5HorXDsjk

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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
Originally Posted By TheAvatar9265ft:
Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.

This thread is useless without pics



Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb5HorXDsjk



Disturbing! I work in the Animal Health industry and was drug out to some paint horse thing last time I was out in Ft Worth. I had never seen this posting thing before that. I wasn't quite sure what to think.
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:



Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb5HorXDsjk

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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
Originally Posted By TheAvatar9265ft:
Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.

This thread is useless without pics



Vids are better.

Girl in the yellow not the chick talking. A horse chick can keep up this movement for 15 minutes straight while doing Kegels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb5HorXDsjk



Just show the video of the girl on the horse, we don't want to hear the old crow running her yap.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 6:09:30 AM EST
Guess that depends on what your experiences were, OP.

The words 'Rodeo Girls' made me smile.
Link Posted: 11/25/2013 7:01:40 PM EST
Megan Etcheberry!

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Guess that depends on what your experiences were, OP.

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They weren't bad experiences, but I did have to put up with a lot of shit to get rodeo pie.
Link Posted: 11/26/2013 2:47:26 AM EST
Used to work at a place that took in high end hoarse trailers. The slide out kind with wine racks & chandeliers. in the living quarters.Most of these chicks had husbands. Hoarse chicks are very good at spending said husbands $$$$.
Link Posted: 11/26/2013 2:53:35 AM EST
Dated a barrel racer for about a year. She was and is hot, but she was/is extremely high maintenance.




IME, Barrel racer chicks are crazy because all horse chicks are crazy. I hate to make arfcom blanket generalizations, but this is one rule of thumb I've not found an exception to.
Link Posted: 11/26/2013 2:54:27 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 2506jet:
Used to work at a place that took in high end hoarse trailers. The slide out kind with wine racks & chandeliers. in the living quarters.Most of these chicks had husbands. Hoarse chicks are very good at spending said husbands $$$$.
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Quarter horse owners? Or maybe Walking horse folks?


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Quarter horse owners? Or maybe Walking horse folks?


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Originally Posted By 2506jet:
Used to work at a place that took in high end hoarse trailers. The slide out kind with wine racks & chandeliers. in the living quarters.Most of these chicks had husbands. Hoarse chicks are very good at spending said husbands $$$$.



Quarter horse owners? Or maybe Walking horse folks?




All kinds of hoarse.
Link Posted: 11/26/2013 3:08:27 AM EST
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I dated a barrel racer in college for awhile. She was batshit crazy but damn that ass was nice.

Then I dated an endurance rider, who was also crazy.

Now I'm married to a former Western/English horse show girl, and she is also crazy.

Damnit, I like the crazy
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 9:53:13 AM EST
I watched.............
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Made it 10 minutes, the scenery wasn't good enough to make up for the stupid, not to mention the bad acting.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:19:45 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Justin-Kase:
The only thing crazier than horse chix are competitive horse chix, and it's exponential.

But gawwwd dammmmm some of those horse girls can crack walnuts in their butt cheeks.
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Took the words directly out of my head and posted them before me.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:56:42 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Flashover343:



Yes...dated a horse chick many, many years ago...Dressage, not rodeo, but still just as bad.
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Originally Posted By Flashover343:
Originally Posted By Mattl:
I thought horse chicks were exponentially more crazy than run of the mill females?



Yes...dated a horse chick many, many years ago...Dressage, not rodeo, but still just as bad.


are you kidding me? Dressage chicks are way worse that pony game is all about the $$$
horse chick.... I NEEED this blinged out $100 halter
dressage horse chick I NEEED this plain ass black halter for $400
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