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Posted: 1/18/2006 6:01:42 AM EDT
PENTAGON BULLETIN!!!!!!!

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas,
Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys
will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:02:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:03:40 AM EDT
how is that funny?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:03:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:15:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 6:16:03 AM EDT by Kharn]
Facts #1 and #2 are not needed for true rednecks.
A better one would be "The game warden's out sick this whole month"

Kharn
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:22:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
how is that funny?

Oh, It's mildly funny. Made me smile.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:30:07 AM EDT
Dupe
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:30:38 AM EDT
There was a funny pic that accompanied that story a while back. Anyone have it?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:36:54 AM EDT
I thought it was funny
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:45:18 AM EDT
Why do you need 500 of 'em?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:46:44 AM EDT
I think jokes like this are kinda dumb.
Like the "special women with PMS" units.
They just make me go...
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:49:41 AM EDT
Heck, I thought it was pretty funny.

Not "rolling in the aisles" funny, but funny.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:54:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 6:54:43 AM EDT by happycynic]
.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:59:21 AM EDT
Armed only with aging Winchester and Remington shotguns they are expected to decimate the county's fishing bait resources. Conversely some expect them to be the driving force behind the chew and snuff industries revitalization in the region.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:02:31 AM EDT
You forgot #6

6. All these hadjis are the direct descendents of Grant and Lincoln.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:05:00 AM EDT
Myself being a redneck, I think it's hilarious! Why do some of you not?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:06:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
how is that funny?



Your just jeaous that there ain't no yankees involved!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:08:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wise_jake:
You forgot #6

6. All these hadjis are the direct descendents of Grant and Lincoln.



Ok Now Im in

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:09:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wdsman:
Why do you need 500 of 'em?




You've heard the quote "Hold my beer, watch this..."



You need 250 shooters and 250 beer holders.


Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:12:57 AM EDT
might work as long as they got to keep their tactical mullets
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:55:40 AM EDT
If you dont think its funny you must not be a REDNECK
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:31:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 8:42:32 AM EDT by GulDuCal]
This is old news.

We had a couple of these guys in our unit. They were very much feared by the AIF. and yes they were allowed to keep their mullets...







Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:42:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pcsutton:

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
how is that funny?



Your just jeaous that there ain't no yankees involved!





Those pics are great
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:51:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blackeye:

Originally Posted By Wdsman:
Why do you need 500 of 'em?




You've heard the quote "Hold my beer, watch this..."



You need 250 shooters and 250 beer holders.







BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:53:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GulDuCal:
This is old news.

We had a couple of these guys in our unit. They were very much feared by the AIF. and yes they were allowed to keep their mullets...


www.supportourwarriors.com/gallery/albums/ARMY-PHOTOS/mullet_001.jpg

www.supportourwarriors.com/gallery/albums/ARMY-PHOTOS/mullet_002.jpg

www.supportourwarriors.com/gallery/albums/ARMY-PHOTOS/mullet_004.jpg



All business in the front.
All party in the back!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:58:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

All business in the front.
All party in the back!

BigDozer66



Roger. Outside the wire they're all business.

These photos were taken couple of hours after they (2nd Platoon) got back from patrol. Earlier that day, an IED detonated on one of their HMMWVs, seriously wounding the driver and gunner.

2nd Platoon's medic shown here on the far right wearing an Army PT shirt, along with a CLS, undoubtedly saved their lives. Both of the wounded had to be air-medevac'd out. Many of our soldiers were always doing silly shit to deal with the stress. On this occasion they were feeling really down when they got back, and so out came the mullet wigs.

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:00:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 7:05:47 PM EDT by coondog]
Sounds like a plan to me. Hell, will they let me bring my truck?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:00:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By drfcolt:
PENTAGON BULLETIN!!!!!!!

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas,
Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys
will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.





They can use battlefield pickup ammo for their SKS's and the rare AK they have
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:02:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GulDuCal:
This is old news.

We had a couple of these guys in our unit. They were very much feared by the AIF. and yes they were allowed to keep their mullets...


www.supportourwarriors.com/gallery/albums/ARMY-PHOTOS/mullet_001.jpg

www.supportourwarriors.com/gallery/albums/ARMY-PHOTOS/mullet_002.jpg

www.supportourwarriors.com/gallery/albums/ARMY-PHOTOS/mullet_004.jpg



OMG, that is some funny shit right there.
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