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Posted: 12/16/2003 8:43:21 AM EDT
I normally do not make New Years resolutions, I work more at constantly working towards my long term goals, BUT I took a couple of those and turned them into resolutions, so..

For me:

- spend more time with my mother
- continue to work hard and make good decisions(basics)
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 8:45:17 AM EDT
[#1]
Resolution #1 Run for President in 2004

Resolution #2 Figure out where all my socks are.

Resolution #3 Learn to love cats.

SGtar`15
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:19:07 AM EDT
[#2]
I need to stop going out unless it is the weekend.  All this beer Im drinking is making me fat.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:27:37 AM EDT
[#3]
1) Get rich.
2) Become a tycoon.
3) Invent a controllable rapid aging human replication device.
4) Clone the likes of Laurie Dhue and Laura Ingraham.  Stop their aging when they turn 18 (or whenever they REALLY flower into the goddesses we all know).
5) Rent them out as human sex toys.
6) Evade state prosecution for trafficking in said sex toys, by exploiting a loophole in the law.  I haven't decided which loophole.
7) Get really rich.
8) Buy Bill Gates.
9) Subjugate and crush political subversives, up to and including Rosie O'Donnell.
10) Make Bill Gates my ammo bitch.
11) Put Rosie to work hunting down all the Tickle Me Elmo dolls on earth.  Put them all in one place and nuke the site from orbit.  Its the only way to be sure.
That will last me through the end of January.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:28:54 AM EDT
[#4]
My resolution is to not make resolutions.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:29:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Buy another AR.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:32:37 AM EDT
[#6]
Buy more mags & ammo.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:38:40 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Resolution #1 Run for President in 2004

Resolution #2 Figure out where all my socks are.

Resolution #3 Learn to love cats.

SGtar`15
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I ran yer resolutions past my magic [8]. It doesn't look good. It was indecisive on number 1 and said things were looking good on number 2. But it said don't count on it for 3. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:40:57 AM EDT
[#8]
I resolve to drink more beer, buy more weapons and gear (esp. after the AWB sunsets), eat more BBQ and hot wings, shoot more, work less, and enjoy life.


Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:47:40 AM EDT
[#9]
to get a GARAND!
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:47:55 AM EDT
[#10]
#1 More family time.

#2 Buy at least 1 firearm this year.

#3 Go shooting more (this has to be worked around number 1 of course).
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 10:52:23 AM EDT
[#11]
I will have an AK

Its a self-full filling prophecy
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 11:03:23 AM EDT
[#12]
1) quit smoking

2) cut back on the drinks

3) hate france more than i do already

4) watch my spending so i can add more $ to my;  "get property" fund
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 11:15:00 AM EDT
[#13]
I resolve to better my finances as best I can.
Link Posted: 12/16/2003 11:26:12 AM EDT
[#14]
To not get TOO sunburnt, limit my time on the beach, and to limit the amount of Margerhitas I consume......one might conclude I'm in OCONUS right now....
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