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Posted: 5/20/2005 6:36:32 PM EDT


New State Mottos:


Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity


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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat


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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


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California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet


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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Just Leave
Your Money)


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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good


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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


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Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, That's Just Our Tourism
Campaign


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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


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Mississippi: Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State


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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very
Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!


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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


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New Jersey: You Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here


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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets


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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an
Attorney


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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable


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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The Fifty States!


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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


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Rhode Island: We're Not really An Island


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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


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Tennessee: The Educashun State


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Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)


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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


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Vermont: Yep


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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!


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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:39:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:41:14 PM EDT
Oldie but goodie.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:41:59 PM EDT
Utah is great
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:46:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VA-gunnut:
I was thinking that VA should have something like "Virginia is for Gun Lovers"



Shhhh!

We don't want to let the cat out the bag.

Danny
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