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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:00:26 PM EDT

This is too funny. Had to post it..

Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20

It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:02:05 PM EDT

[#1]

I thought I had heard about these being the newest thing in Australia several months ago.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:03:53 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
This is too funny. Had to post it..

funreports.com/img/844.jpg

Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20

It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

That's gotta look good on a resume.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:07:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Sooooooo.......er..........Where do you get those?

GT
I love it when my neighbors give me and the Mrs strange looks....

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:08:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Do they make them longer than 3" ?

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:08:44 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
This is too funny. Had to post it..

funreports.com/img/844.jpg

Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20

It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

Sure. Maybe for them its a small item.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:11:32 PM EDT

[#6]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Stop...............................................

Cat Rapes Women..........................

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:13:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Reminds me of a joke about Reagan instructing a condom company that was about to begin selling to Russia to label all the extra-large condoms as extra-small.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:14:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Stop...............................................

Cat Rapes Women..........................

(it is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex)

Like beastiality isn't bad enough they have to remark on the sex of the animal

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:21:48 PM EDT

[#9]

The Japanese are weird as hell sexually. Between the women drinking gallons of semen and the men wanting chicks to shit on them, it's a wonder they need yet another fetish implement.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:31:37 PM EDT

[#10]

Another article..

Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:58:03 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously.

Do you think sarge would do a movie on this?

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:10:56 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously.

Do you think sarge would do a movie on this?

LOL.....

Does Sarge have Asian dolls?

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:35:45 PM EDT

[#13]

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

"Ah, yeah...I'm getting some great info here, but it's gonna take a lot longer than I expected to develop the kind of data we need for this project to really push forward. I'm going to need another few months and three million yen if I'm going to make sure we have all we need..."

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:37:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Another article..

Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.

"This is what I call a target rich environment."

Posted: 8/10/2005 7:44:11 PM EDT

[#15]

Gotta love it. What they may lack in size, they make up for in technology.

Posted: 8/10/2005 8:02:09 PM EDT

[#16]

When they invent a life like doll that moves and feels like the real thing with out all the negatives I.E. wanting,needing to be "wined and dined " first, no talking other than "C'mon baby, lets do it!" or " Oh my GOD , you are HUGE!" or having headaches, give me a holler.

Posted: 8/10/2005 8:02:46 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously.

Do you think sarge would do a movie on this?

LOL.....

Does Sarge have Asian dolls?

IIRC, he has a Clean_Cut ~~doll~~ action figure.

Posted: 8/10/2005 8:04:39 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Another article..

Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.

"This is what I call a target rich environment."

That, and if what PeteCO said about the women drinking gallons of semen is true..............

P.S. I wonder how long it'd take one of them ladies to milk a gallon of the stuff out of me?

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:05:46 AM EDT

[#19]

Supposing it IS for real... I don't even want to know how much one costs. ??

And that's all I have to say about that... for now.

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:16:55 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Gotta love it. What they may lack in size, they make up for in technology.

American car companies have been helping men do that for years............

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:27:17 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Gotta love it. What they may lack in size, they make up for in technology.

American car companies have been helping men do that for years............

An elephant and a mouse are walking across a swamp, suddenly the elephant sinks into the swamp. The mouse says -"Don't worry I'll get my black BMW and some rope and pull you out of there." They continue to walk across the swamp, and the elephant sinks again -"I'll have to get the BMW again." says the mouse. Before they have reached across the swamp, the elephant sinks again, and the mouse pulls him up with his BMW. After they have crossed the swamp the come to a large field. Suddenly the mouse falls between two rocks and cannot get out -"Please get my black BMW and pull me out" he says to the elephant. The elephant laughs and shoves his dick between the two rocks and says -"Hold on to this." and then he pulls the mouse out. Afterwards he says -"Well what can we learn from this." The mouse says nothing just shakes his head, -"If you just have a big enough dick you don't need a black BMW!".

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:44:25 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
The Japanese are weird as hell sexually. Between the women drinking gallons of semen and the men wanting chicks to shit on them, it's a wonder they need yet another fetish implement.

Dude youre talking about Germans not Japanese. The Germans are the kings of shit fetishes. The Japanese are perverts no question but they dont hold the monopoly on this one.

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:45:47 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Another article..

Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.

lol

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:46:30 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Do they make them longer than 3" ?

Hey, if you draw LT as your Christmas gift exchange, it won't matter!

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:49:38 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
When they invent a life like doll that moves and feels like the real thing with out all the negatives I.E. wanting,needing to be "wined and dined " first, no talking other than "C'mon baby, lets do it!" or " Oh my GOD , you are HUGE!" or having headaches, give me a holler.

And they say romance is dead.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:15:23 AM EDT

[#26]

"A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said.

Right...I bet this was a Japanese "porno" actor. With there little pee-pee I guess he would be an actor.
Is there such a thing? If so then their females would really have to act.....gimme a break

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:19:15 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Another article..

Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.

Actually because of these facts the Japan we know will not exist in the near future. They actuall do not want immigrants but need them due to the declining population, they are scared of losing their national identity. Same with Germany, the Prime Minister asked the men to "do their duty" and reproduce for much the same reason. "The Pentagons New Map" goes into this, good read.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:22:58 AM EDT

[#28]

If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:27:56 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5

Wouldn't do any good at all for those of us that 'bottom out' before the vibrator would even hit....

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:29:02 AM EDT

[#30]

They have a Goneva convention for everything. No longer just a place to map out peace treaties! Patty

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:29:34 AM EDT

[#31]

What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?

Posted: 8/11/2005 11:14:33 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?

Right about now, someone's gonna post a link to the .swf file "Bukkake"

It won't be me, but I'm jus' sayin'.............

Posted: 8/11/2005 11:17:40 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
This is too funny. Had to post it..

funreports.com/img/844.jpg

Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20

It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

almost there...

Posted: 8/11/2005 11:43:33 AM EDT

[#34]

oh, that's too funny, d_o_p. i must've read right over that one.

Posted: 8/11/2005 11:54:50 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5

Wouldn't do any good at all for those of us that 'bottom out' before the vibrator would even hit....

LOL, damn i love asian girls!

Posted: 8/11/2005 1:27:50 PM EDT

[#36]

[Hank Hill] so uh...are ya japanese or chinese?[/Hank Hill]

Posted: 8/11/2005 2:45:52 PM EDT

[#37]

Mark my words: He who invents the cyborg
sex robot will rule the world.

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:07:37 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Mark my words: He who invents the cyborg
sex robot will rule the world.

I think the sex bot will first be voted in as prime minister in Japan.

Would that be also called a hot bot?

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:20:16 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
[Hank Hill] so uh...are ya japanese or chinese?[/Hank Hill]

[cotton_hill] neither...she's Laotian...[/cotton_hill]

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:25:03 PM EDT

[#40]

The Japanese people are in decline due to low birth ratios and their young holding off traditional families. Maybe we should Nuke 'em again and put them out of their misery.

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:27:03 PM EDT

[#41]

Look on the bright side, they could be surgically inserting vibrators into themselves.

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:27:55 PM EDT

[#42]

Ever see the serial numbers on a condom................

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:28:00 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5

Well the Japanese hooker did say she preferred it to be inside and moved up and down! SOMETHING aint quite right about the fit.

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:33:27 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Quoted:
What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?

Right about now, someone's gonna post a link to the .swf file "Bukkake"

It won't be me, but I'm jus' sayin'.............

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:37:28 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
The Japanese people are in decline due to low birth ratios and their young holding off traditional families.

Um ok - if they're suffering from low birth rates - is a condom really the thing to get them in swing of reproduction? Something just DOESN'T add up.

cm

Posted: 8/11/2005 6:00:19 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Quoted:
The Japanese people are in decline due to low birth ratios and their young holding off traditional families.

Um ok - if they're suffering from low birth rates - is a condom really the thing to get them in swing of reproduction? Something just DOESN'T add up.

cm

They can't afford the cost of having children in Japan.. You have to send your kids to a private school if you wnat them to get a good job. Government schools get you a job cleaning toilets or worst.

Property values are out of control. You now have multi generational home loans to pay for homes. You have a choice. Live in the city, or in volcanic areas. Its cheaper for them to move to Hawaii.

Posted: 8/13/2005 7:48:40 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Mark my words: He who invents the cyborg
sex robot will rule the world.

I think the sex bot will first be voted in as prime minister in Japan.

Would that be also called a hot bot?

<frau_farbissina>
Send in the FEMBOTS!
</frau_farbissina>

Posted: 8/13/2005 7:49:36 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Quoted:
[Hank Hill] so uh...are ya japanese or chinese?[/Hank Hill]

[cotton_hill] neither...she's Laotian...[/cotton_hill]

Damn, ya beat me to it........ that's what I get for going out of town for the weekend.

Posted: 8/13/2005 7:51:22 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?

Right about now, someone's gonna post a link to the .swf file "Bukkake"

It won't be me, but I'm jus' sayin'.............

img242.imageshack.us/img242/9651/bukakke4wq.jpg

Posted: 8/13/2005 8:29:54 PM EDT

[#50]

Woman has sex with cat!!! WTF

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