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Posted: 8/10/2005 6:00:26 PM EDT
This is too funny. Had to post it..





Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20


It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.


Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:02:05 PM EDT
I thought I had heard about these being the newest thing in Australia several months ago.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:03:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
This is too funny. Had to post it..

funreports.com/img/844.jpg



Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20


It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.





That's gotta look good on a resume.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:07:49 PM EDT
Sooooooo.......er..........Where do you get those?


GT
I love it when my neighbors give me and the Mrs strange looks....
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:08:29 PM EDT
Do they make them longer than 3" ?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:08:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
This is too funny. Had to post it..

funreports.com/img/844.jpg



Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20


It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.





Sure. Maybe for them its a small item.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:11:32 PM EDT
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!


Ca­n't Stop...............................................




Cat Rapes Women..........................

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:13:05 PM EDT
Reminds me of a joke about Reagan instructing a condom company that was about to begin selling to Russia to label all the extra-large condoms as extra-small.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:14:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!


Ca­n't Stop...............................................




Cat Rapes Women..........................




(it is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex)

Like beastiality isn't bad enough they have to remark on the sex of the animal
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:21:48 PM EDT
The Japanese are weird as hell sexually. Between the women drinking gallons of semen and the men wanting chicks to shit on them, it's a wonder they need yet another fetish implement.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:31:37 PM EDT
Another article..





Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.





Link Posted: 8/10/2005 6:58:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously.





Do you think sarge would do a movie on this?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:10:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Notorious:

Originally Posted By Win_88:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously.





Do you think sarge would do a movie on this?




LOL.....


Does Sarge have Asian dolls?
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:35:45 PM EDT

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.



"Ah, yeah...I'm getting some great info here, but it's gonna take a lot longer than I expected to develop the kind of data we need for this project to really push forward. I'm going to need another few months and three million yen if I'm going to make sure we have all we need..."
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:37:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 7:38:41 PM EDT by TheCynic]

Originally Posted By Win_88:
Another article..



Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.




"This is what I call a target rich environment."

Link Posted: 8/10/2005 7:44:11 PM EDT
Gotta love it. What they may lack in size, they make up for in technology.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:02:09 PM EDT
When they invent a life like doll that moves and feels like the real thing with out all the negatives I.E. wanting,needing to be "wined and dined " first, no talking other than "C'mon baby, lets do it!" or " Oh my GOD , you are HUGE!" or having headaches, give me a holler.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:02:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/10/2005 8:04:58 PM EDT by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By Win_88:

Originally Posted By Notorious:

Originally Posted By Win_88:
To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously.





Do you think sarge would do a movie on this?




LOL.....


Does Sarge have Asian dolls?



IIRC, he has a Clean_Cut doll action figure.
Link Posted: 8/10/2005 8:04:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By Win_88:
Another article..



Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.




"This is what I call a target rich environment."




That, and if what PeteCO said about the women drinking gallons of semen is true..............



P.S. I wonder how long it'd take one of them ladies to milk a gallon of the stuff out of me?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:05:46 AM EDT
Supposing it IS for real... I don't even want to know how much one costs. ??

And that's all I have to say about that... for now.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:16:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By drew5337:
Gotta love it. What they may lack in size, they make up for in technology.




American car companies have been helping men do that for years............
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:27:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By drew5337:
Gotta love it. What they may lack in size, they make up for in technology.




American car companies have been helping men do that for years............





An elephant and a mouse are walking across a swamp, suddenly the elephant sinks into the swamp. The mouse says -"Don't worry I'll get my black BMW and some rope and pull you out of there." They continue to walk across the swamp, and the elephant sinks again -"I'll have to get the BMW again." says the mouse. Before they have reached across the swamp, the elephant sinks again, and the mouse pulls him up with his BMW. After they have crossed the swamp the come to a large field. Suddenly the mouse falls between two rocks and cannot get out -"Please get my black BMW and pull me out" he says to the elephant. The elephant laughs and shoves his dick between the two rocks and says -"Hold on to this." and then he pulls the mouse out. Afterwards he says -"Well what can we learn from this." The mouse says nothing just shakes his head, -"If you just have a big enough dick you don't need a black BMW!".
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:44:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PeteCO:
The Japanese are weird as hell sexually. Between the women drinking gallons of semen and the men wanting chicks to shit on them, it's a wonder they need yet another fetish implement.



Dude youre talking about Germans not Japanese. The Germans are the kings of shit fetishes. The Japanese are perverts no question but they dont hold the monopoly on this one.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:45:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 4:47:17 AM EDT by metroplex]

Originally Posted By Win_88:
Another article..





Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.








lol
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:46:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Do they make them longer than 3" ?



Hey, if you draw LT as your Christmas gift exchange, it won't matter!

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 4:49:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By coondog:
When they invent a life like doll that moves and feels like the real thing with out all the negatives I.E. wanting,needing to be "wined and dined " first, no talking other than "C'mon baby, lets do it!" or " Oh my GOD , you are HUGE!" or having headaches, give me a holler.



And they say romance is dead.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:15:23 AM EDT

"A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said.




Right...I bet this was a Japanese "porno" actor. With there little pee-pee I guess he would be an actor.
Is there such a thing? If so then their females would really have to act.....gimme a break
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:19:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
Another article..





Japanese people are giving up on sex
Marriages, births and dating are taking a nose-dive in Japan, prompting a popular news magazine to urge, "Young people, don't hate sex." Condom sales are spiraling downward and hourly hotels are suffering as the birthrate steeply declines.
The problem seems to be that Japanese men and women find relationships too messy and draining and want to lead uncomplicated lives. "Men don't want to spend time with their girlfriends, especially shopping," said an advertising agent.
And women don't feel social pressure to marry, with 54 percent of women in their late 20s single (up from 30.6% in 1985). Japanese couples have 1.32 children on average, while the number needed to replace deaths is 2.08.








Actually because of these facts the Japan we know will not exist in the near future. They actuall do not want immigrants but need them due to the declining population, they are scared of losing their national identity. Same with Germany, the Prime Minister asked the men to "do their duty" and reproduce for much the same reason. "The Pentagons New Map" goes into this, good read.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:22:58 AM EDT
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:27:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5


Wouldn't do any good at all for those of us that 'bottom out' before the vibrator would even hit....
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:29:02 AM EDT
They have a Goneva convention for everything. No longer just a place to map out peace treaties! Patty
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 5:29:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:14:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?



Right about now, someone's gonna post a link to the .swf file "Bukkake"



It won't be me, but I'm jus' sayin'.............
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:17:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:
This is too funny. Had to post it..

funreports.com/img/844.jpg



Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom
2004/10/20


It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.

The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April. The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue. The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.





almost there...
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:43:33 AM EDT
oh, that's too funny, d_o_p. i must've read right over that one.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:54:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5


Wouldn't do any good at all for those of us that 'bottom out' before the vibrator would even hit....



LOL, damn i love asian girls!
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 1:27:50 PM EDT
[Hank Hill] so uh...are ya japanese or chinese?[/Hank Hill]
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 2:45:52 PM EDT
Mark my words: He who invents the cyborg
sex robot will rule the world.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:07:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
Mark my words: He who invents the cyborg
sex robot will rule the world.





I think the sex bot will first be voted in as prime minister in Japan.

Would that be also called a hot bot?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:20:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:
[Hank Hill] so uh...are ya japanese or chinese?[/Hank Hill]



[cotton_hill] neither...she's Laotian...[/cotton_hill]
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:25:03 PM EDT
The Japanese people are in decline due to low birth ratios and their young holding off traditional families. Maybe we should Nuke 'em again and put them out of their misery.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:27:03 PM EDT
Look on the bright side, they could be surgically inserting vibrators into themselves.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:27:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:28:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
If they didn't have such small penises this wouldn't be neccessary.

Sgat1r5



Well the Japanese hooker did say she preferred it to be inside and moved up and down! SOMETHING aint quite right about the fit.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:33:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By vito113:
What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?



Right about now, someone's gonna post a link to the .swf file "Bukkake"



It won't be me, but I'm jus' sayin'.............



Link Posted: 8/11/2005 3:37:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KlubMarcus:
The Japanese people are in decline due to low birth ratios and their young holding off traditional families.



Um ok - if they're suffering from low birth rates - is a condom really the thing to get them in swing of reproduction? Something just DOESN'T add up.

cm
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 6:00:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cadmonkey:

Originally Posted By KlubMarcus:
The Japanese people are in decline due to low birth ratios and their young holding off traditional families.



Um ok - if they're suffering from low birth rates - is a condom really the thing to get them in swing of reproduction? Something just DOESN'T add up.

cm



They can't afford the cost of having children in Japan.. You have to send your kids to a private school if you wnat them to get a good job. Government schools get you a job cleaning toilets or worst.
Property values are out of control. You now have multi generational home loans to pay for homes. You have a choice. Live in the city, or in volcanic areas. Its cheaper for them to move to Hawaii.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:48:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Win_88:

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
Mark my words: He who invents the cyborg
sex robot will rule the world.





I think the sex bot will first be voted in as prime minister in Japan.

Would that be also called a hot bot?



<frau_farbissina>
Send in the FEMBOTS!
</frau_farbissina>
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:49:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pale_pony:

Originally Posted By StykUrHedUp:
[Hank Hill] so uh...are ya japanese or chinese?[/Hank Hill]



[cotton_hill] neither...she's Laotian...[/cotton_hill]



Damn, ya beat me to it........ that's what I get for going out of town for the weekend.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:51:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By vito113:
What do you expect from the Land of Bukkake?



Right about now, someone's gonna post a link to the .swf file "Bukkake"



It won't be me, but I'm jus' sayin'.............



img242.imageshack.us/img242/9651/bukakke4wq.jpg






Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:29:54 PM EDT
Woman has sex with cat!!! WTF
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