Taliban.  Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Refrain:Ohh! Taliban, Taliban, bin Lauden is totally gay.
Oh what fun to watch them hide in a cave before we slay.
Taliban, Taliban, Osama is totally gay.
Oh what fun to watch them die from a flame as bright as day.

They're driving down the road,
In a beat up Chevrolet.
Over the cliff they go,
Screaming all the way.
AHHH AHHH AHHH!
Tracers pound around,
With the 20 mikemikes too.
Hit so hard set fire to their lard,
And their guts are turned to goo.

Refrain:Ohh!

We drop them Daisy Cutters,
and we burn up all the grass.
They try to hide in caves,
and still we burn their ass.
OWW OWW OWW!
It pulls their lungs inside out,
and whenever they try to flee,
We rule they sky and so they die.
Can't even take a pee.

Refrain:Ohh!

We use those Tomahawks,
those Baunker Busters too.
GPS guided bombs,
Lots of things to do.
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
We got Specters in the air,
Spec Ops are on the ground.
We're in the land to kill Taliban,
And Osama we want to pound.

Refrain:Ohh!

Oh Little Town of Berkleyville,
Sung to the tune of
"Oh Little Town of Bethlehem"

Oh Little Town of Berkleyville,
oh how we hate your guts.
Your hateful campus, anti-US,
and your commie nuts.
Oh how we want to hurt you,
as you support bin Laden.
Hate America first,
gets a magna cum laude.
The only cure for all your hate,
is to rip out your prostrate.

Oh Little Town of Berkleyville,
out there somewhere in CA.
You're full of hateful freaks and geeks,
and you're totally gay.
It's not the 1960's,
so grow up you leftist swine.
No one out here likes you,
so go on bitch and whine.
If your left leanings had a penis,
You would spread your cheeks extra wide.

More to come later.