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Posted: 2/4/2001 8:51:23 PM EDT
Probably something that fires food products at higher than usual velocity.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:32:48 AM EDT
[#1]
Haven't you guys seen her slingshot thingy.  She can hit up to 30 donuts in a minute.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:42:30 AM EDT
[#2]
I don't know exactly what she carries but I am sure it "straps on"! ;)
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:52:29 AM EDT
[#3]
She "carry`s" a pumpkin on her shoulders.
I think she wears a G-String too[:)]
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:54:10 AM EDT
[#4]
A whole lot of s**t
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:59:48 AM EDT
[#5]
She carries a couple of Pre-Ban HoHo's and a Post-Ban Twinkie.[:)] She definitely doesn't hide that tub of la*d very good.[;)]
HeHe,
Lynn
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 11:04:41 AM EDT
[#6]
If she were a gun she'd be called "Ma Deuce" :)
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 11:08:16 AM EDT
[#7]
Oh, she's too good to carry personally.....

She has PAID armed body guards to protect her  (or us from her when she sees the twinkies)

Link Posted: 2/5/2001 11:50:14 AM EDT
[#8]
She carries about 200 extra pounds of fat.  It doubles as an offensive weapon and a bullet proof covering.

HR
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 12:29:10 PM EDT
[#9]
....I'd say she's "printing" five or six 20 lb. hams under that man's suit she wears.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 12:39:19 PM EDT
[#10]
For someone THAT big, there is only one option: Sequentially numbered Desert Eagle .50AEs.  I make NO comment about where they might be, but i bet she doesnt need holsters.

Kharn
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 12:42:39 PM EDT
[#11]
I heard she got a new sponser,  Snap-On Tools.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 12:50:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Whatever she's carrying...

It's hollow.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 12:52:10 PM EDT
[#13]
My enduring contempt.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 1:10:49 PM EDT
[#14]
[@:D] Jesse Jackson's love child #3! [sex]
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