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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:32:59 AM EDT
I ate a whole bowl of green beans with those crunch onion things for dinner last night and it was delicious
 .But damb does it give you the shits. I have been shitting green bean pieces and water all day. Already through 1 roll of TP. Never again. T.M.I., I do not care this is the internet. Ask Al Gore to fix it, he invented it. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:34:23 AM EDT
[#1]
You know what's good for that - a gallon of Welch's Grape Juice. Mmm! Mmm!
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:35:51 AM EDT
[#2]
 Purple and green watery poo.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:36:00 AM EDT
[#3]
Better Yet, Prune Juice, with some bran flakes. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:37:45 AM EDT
[#4]
At my age... have the shits is a good thing... it beats not being able to shit... hands down...
pass the beans and grape juice ... please.. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:40:27 AM EDT
[#5]
Just wait till the red ring of fire incircles your asshole.
Then you'll be scratchin the brown eye, hopin no one is lookin. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:43:34 AM EDT
[#6]
hethat made you a vegan for dinner last night. Nowyou know what a Kerry supporter goes through everyday.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:43:55 AM EDT
[#7]
I had the opposite effect one time when I ate 3 or 4 cans of spinach in one day.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:47:01 AM EDT
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That's why you are supposed to mix the green beans with cream of mushroom soup.
GunLvr |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:49:02 AM EDT
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Too much information for me...I had to send back chicken at lunch after I bit into a raw piece....  |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:50:20 AM EDT
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i ate those for dinner once, green beans ans some sauce thing
i started crapping corn the next day?
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:56:14 AM EDT
[#11]
Eat some MRE peanut butter and crackers, you won't poop for a week. That stuff could stop up a goose.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:44:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Prunes = Really Big Raisins.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:50:50 PM EDT
[#13]
The absolute best is eating two cans of corn...and washing it down with a gallon of grape juice. Nothing quite like a full-auto ass cannon. That was a bet I will NEVER repeat.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:51:34 PM EDT
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I have never had them, but never drink a hlaf gallon of Yoohoo
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:23:48 PM EDT
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It's little sharing sessions like these that make me really wish I had something suitable to contribute.
Like, say, maybe a picture of one of Ter-AYE-sa Kerry's turds. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:28:40 PM EDT
[#16]
Fast food chocolate shakes put me on the toilet all day but I can't stop ordering them when I'm in the drive thru...they taste too good.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:30:39 PM EDT
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I have an urge to get a McFlurry and some fries for "lunch"
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:31:36 PM EDT
[#18]
Heh.
Anyone remember my post on the effect of two bowls of grapenuts cereal!? |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:34:20 PM EDT
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The 18D on my team says "Loperamide (immodium) and 1% Hydrocortisone cream are your friends."
Edited to clarify: Take two immodium now and one after every runny shit, and put the hydrocortisone cream on your irritated asshole. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 10:38:43 PM EDT
[#20]
No shit ?
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:15:09 AM EDT
[#21]
What a crappy thread.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:27:27 AM EDT
[#22]
Grape Nuts Cereal really cleans me out!
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:34:49 AM EDT
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I ate fish and chips for lunch today and kept farting for 1 hour. I was worried cos I had a 2 hour lab next with a chicky I like. Good thing I stopped farting just in time.
Worst thing is, that hour was in a maths tutorial...during a test. Good thing I was in the corner by myself with an air vent next to me! |
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:37:24 AM EDT
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Why is it that so many people here feel the need to post about their poo?
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