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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 1/10/2006 9:37:40 PM EST
Hi guys,

I need to pick up my girlfriend a birthday gift. I already got her something VERY !! nice for Christmas so I am looking for something in the <$50.00 range.

She is a 6th grade teacher if that helps at all.

Thanks a million.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:38:03 PM EST
An apple.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:39:28 PM EST
miniature coffe maker?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:41:44 PM EST
a long ruler so she can beat her students while sitting at her desk
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:43:33 PM EST
Ironing board
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:47:33 PM EST
I already gave her a wrist rocket and a big bag of OO buck for the kids.

She is 28 if that helps.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:49:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 9:50:46 PM EST by WindGapAR15]
With the way teachers sleep with 6th Grade male students these days i would go with:

1. Chastity Belt.

2. Diagnostic psychiatric appointment.

3. Hidden videocameras in vehicle and both homes.

ETA: just messing with you. My wife is 26 and never tells me what she wants for her birthday. She works for children and youth as a caseworker so maybe i should get her psychiatric exams monthly.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:58:31 PM EST
An ak kit built on one of those resin recievers with a third hole.


Except it will really be a built up flat you tell everyone is a model resin receiver.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:04:38 PM EST
Just bought my girl some stripper perfume from Victoria's secret and some lingerie from Fredereick's of Hollywood.

You might try it.

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:10:41 PM EST
Call up the local floral shop and have a dozen red roses delivered to the office to be forwarded to your GF in her class room.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:31:12 AM EST
Thanks guys.

I bought her a nice espresso/cappucino/latte machine.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:40:17 AM EST
Yeah I got the same problem with my gf since her birthday is two weeks after christmas. I bought her some garage door openers for her new house, having them installed this weekend, and getting her a UT national champions t shirt and hat since that's where she went to school!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:40:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By GTOJudge885:
a long ruler so she can beat her students while sitting at her desk



Or a long ruler to spank you with if she's in to that sort of thing!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:47:39 AM EST
You should do what my wife (of 28 years) and I do. We don't exchange gifts at all. This started way back when I was in Law School when we didn't have any money or a pot to pee in. We just continued with this tradition throughout the years.

I do, however, surprise her occasionally by giving her gifts for no reason at all. Like roses or Alaskan cruises or trips to Las Vegas and stays at the Venetian.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 8:48:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
She is 28 if that helps.



What are the other two dimentions? 28 - xx -xx

Have you considered a pink AK? You could be the second or third one on the board to do so!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:03:11 AM EST
I recommend hard core porn and some diet pills.

If she stays with you, it's true love.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:10:58 AM EST
One of those naughty school girl outfits?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:23:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:
I already got her something VERY !! nice for Christmas so I am looking for something in the <$50.00 range.



I'll be the first one to say that I don't understand women, but I think you're using a man's logic when you think she'll remember the expensive Christmas gift and somehow know that the bday gift isn't expensive due to that fact. I don't think she'll tie the two gifts together and give you a bye from buying something 'special'. In fact, you may have raised the bar for what is an appropriate gift.

Just a warning.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:28:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
Just bought my girl some stripper perfume from Victoria's secret and some lingerie from Fredereick's of Hollywood.

You might try it.




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