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Posted: 9/10/2004 1:44:37 PM EDT
It's poker night again with the boss and friends, and the last few games I've brought a bottle of liquor for the penality shot. If you misdeal, flip cards up, look at your cards when you not suppose to, party fouls, etc... you have to do a shot.
So far I've brought Jim Beam, Tequila, Vodka and last time was 100 proof schnapps. Since it is a penality drink I'm moving towards the nastiest, highest octane stuff. I'm thinking of going with the Goldschlager or the Yukon Jack. Any ideas?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:46:09 PM EDT
jagermeister
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:46:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 1:46:57 PM EDT by GUNGUY1911]
Jaegermeister w/o a doubt the vilest substance known to man!

ETA got me by 12!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:46:43 PM EDT
everclear
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:48:12 PM EDT
Penality? Umm, you fellas play a different brand of poker, don't you?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:55:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 1:56:35 PM EDT by Boom_Stick]

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Penality? Umm, you fellas play a different brand of poker, don't you?


EEEEEASY on the homo references!!!!! We dont want to draw MountianMan8 to this thread!

The jagermeister sounds about right. I forgot about that stuff.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:58:03 PM EDT
Sauza Hornitos.
Very smooth tequila. You're getting drunker and losing your $hirt. Why make the 'punishment' harsh(er).
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 1:58:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Boom_Stick:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Penality? Umm, you fellas play a different brand of poker, don't you?


EEEEEASY on the homo references!!!!! We dont want to draw MountianMan8 to this thread!

The jagermeister sounds about right. I forgot about that stuff.



Thar is some VILE shit. I can't drink it anymore. I got so trashed on that stuff I was holding onto the floor to keep from falling off the earth into space. I shaved a reverse mohawk in my hair on a dare that night.

Never again...
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:05:43 PM EDT
I remember somthing called a "cement mixer" from my younger days. You put two shots in your mouth and swish it around and it turns into this goo that feels and tastes like puke/sour milk. It was the natiest thing I have ever tasted. The taste stayed there for hours.

OK...google is my friend:

Cement Mixer
1 shot of Irish Cream
1 shot of Lime Juice
Seperate the ingredients into two shots. Do not take these yourself! This should be given to that special person that you don't like. Have them take the irish cream first and tell them to hold in their mouth. Then they can do the lime juice shot. Watch their face as the contents of their mouth solidify and curdle!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:07:02 PM EDT
Jim Beam

Release the beast within.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:08:31 PM EDT
Ouzo That has to be the nastys stuff I ever tasted.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:09:52 PM EDT
Liquor is delicious.
Only drink the best, and NEVER consider it a "penalty".

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:10:25 PM EDT
Beam and Jaegermeister are childs play.

If you want to penalize someone, go get a bottle of the cheapest gin you can find.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:11:06 PM EDT
...oh, and real men play 5 CARD STUD.

Fuck all that "wildcard" and "baseball" crap.
That's sissy poker.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:11:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 2:13:06 PM EDT by benbob]
If you want to see someone die, I recomend 151.

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:14:42 PM EDT
I've got a KILLER penalty!

Are you ready?

It's called a "Prairie Fire".

One shot of Cuervo Gold (Rot gut!) Tequila

with 10-20 drops of TABASCO !!!!!!

Now THIS is SERIOUS PUNISHMENT!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:17:21 PM EDT
Aftershock.. and keep it in the freezer.

I've seen that shit lay people out.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:17:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
Beam and Jaegermeister are childs play.

If you want to penalize someone, go get a bottle of the cheapest gin you can find.



Yeah and have a rancid headache the next day. That's just plain mean!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:19:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 2:19:58 PM EDT by Boom_Stick]
Tequila and tobasco?!?!?

Prolly set something on fire!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:23:55 PM EDT
There's a shot called the cement mixer which is supposedly absolutely disgusting. It congeals in your mouth. Do a Google search.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:24:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Ouzo That has to be the nastys stuff I ever tasted.



+1 on Ouzo. Nasty, foul stuff.
If you're feeling especially evil & mean you could go with Everclear. 190proof pure grain alcohol. Just make sure whoever has to do an Everclear penalty shot waits a while to light up a cigarette <whumpffff!!!!!!>
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:52:45 PM EDT
Boiler Makers
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:54:06 PM EDT
If you're doing shots, you MUST make it shots of fine tequila. Here are my recommendations, from best to worst:



El Patron (silver or anejo)

Herradura (anejo)

Don Julio (reposado or anejo)

El Tesoro de Don Filipe (anejo)

Don Edwardo (reposado or anejo)

Sauza Hornitos (reposado)

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:55:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By benbob:
If you want to see someone die, I recomend 151.

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151 can get a person drunk in 2 shots (depending on their tolerance). That is some STRONG freakin stuff.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 2:57:54 PM EDT
Ameretto is pretty bad too.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:01:30 PM EDT
Only wussies think Jagger is hard stuff.
You're supposed to keep it in the freezer and do the shot ice-cold.
It goes down smooth and tastes just like Robitussen (the cough syrup) if you serve it as cold as it should be.

My vote would be for the cheapest tequila you can find.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:04:08 PM EDT

151 will kick there ass.

I did a shot one night. It burned the hell out of my throat. Was sore the next day.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:04:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By painrx:
everclear



Your a mean fucker aint you?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 3:06:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:38:40 PM EDT
Green Lizard



1 shot of Green Chartruese and a shot of 151 rum dumped in a shot glass takin in one gulp....frickin SICK tasting and makes ya' cross eyed
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:46:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
Jaegermeister w/o a doubt the vilest substance known to man!

ETA got me by 12!



+1

I got a twinge of a headache just looking at the photo of the bottle.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:48:00 PM EDT
My birthday shot......

called a half and half....


double shot glass.... one shot of 101 wild turkey.... one shot of 151.....

down, repeat as necessary (not very)

have fun- don't die

-Roth
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 5:50:53 PM EDT
The second bar i bounced at had an initiation shot. IIRC it was called MELORT (not sure of spelling. The smell could gag a goat and tasted like....well ...EWWWWWWWWW. If looking for punishment that would be it , but just dont lose.....
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:00:40 PM EDT
White Sambuka, nasty shit
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:02:30 PM EDT
Keeping up with this thread is making my stomach hurt
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:09:19 PM EDT
If you want the nastiest shot, its called the three kings men,

1part Jack Daniels
1part Jim Beam
1part Evan Williams or Jose Quervo or Wild Turkey (cant remember.....)

I rather eat Indian food than take that shot
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:22:04 PM EDT
Ha 151 is for pussies!

If you want to get the party started track down some Stroh Rum. 160 proof, hold on to your ass cuz it burns goodness. Basically its like shooting butterscotch on fire.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:23:39 PM EDT
Jager is tasty. MMmmmmmmm

We always use Tekillya for penalty shots.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:30:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By darealickt:
If you're doing shots, you MUST make it shots of fine tequila. Here are my recommendations, from best to worst:



El Patron (silver or anejo)

Herradura (anejo)

Don Julio (reposado or anejo)

El Tesoro de Don Filipe (anejo)

Don Edwardo (reposado or anejo)

Sauza Hornitos (reposado)




I thought the idea was "PENALTY"...

This is fine stuff, I'd sip this stuff all night long!!!!

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:32:19 PM EDT

You wanna F people up in more ways than one, use REMY MARTIN
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:34:51 PM EDT
Here's gotta be the most punishing shot I've ever taken:

The "Chilly Willy"


-Turn shotglass over upside down. Note the dimple in the bottom of the glass.
-Fill dimple with vodka.
-SNORT vodka (yes, you read that correctly).
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 6:38:59 PM EDT
Where is Mad Dog 20/20?

The first couple of drinks you don’t feel anything. But after a couple of shots…it will bite yer ass fer sure.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 8:22:18 PM EDT
Sloe Gin. I wouldn't make my worst enemy drink that stuff.

GunLvr
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