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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/12/2005 5:19:03 PM EDT
* where is the link to that thread? *

TIA
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:19:55 PM EDT
try glocktalk
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:20:19 PM EDT
the mall ninja strikes again!
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:21:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:23:53 PM EDT
"If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B. Good luck."

That's my favorite line ever. Actually, I don't know why I'm not using that as a sig.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:28:19 PM EDT

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.


Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:30:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/12/2005 5:32:09 PM EDT by MachinegunManiac]

Originally Posted By METT-T:
"If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B. Good luck."

That's my favorite line ever. Actually, I don't know why I'm not using that as a sig.


Or using an avatar. Makes you easier to find in threads.

I wouldn't risk taking .22s with level IV. I don't like being shot. I'm kinda funny that way.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 5:59:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By METT-T:
"If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B. Good luck."

That's my favorite line ever. Actually, I don't know why I'm not using that as a sig.


Or using an avatar. Makes you easier to find in threads.

I wouldn't risk taking .22s with level IV. I don't like being shot. I'm kinda funny that way.



I need avatar help.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=121&t=378760
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:23:50 PM EDT
I had a near seizure from laughing so hard when I read that for the first time.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:26:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
I had a near seizure from laughing so hard when I read that for the first time.



I remember those days well.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:29:23 PM EDT
My favorite was when he discussed the need for a .338 Lapua (or some ridiculous caliber) for "Lot work".
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:30:53 PM EDT
Oh...my...God...

I started reading it thinking this guy was in the assend of the world doing security.
Hes a fuckin mallninja!!

"It's okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I'm not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas."

And I have no idea where, but fuck me if I'm shoppin there!!

"I am now thinking that the best thing to do is to have my wife make an "undervest" with pouches front and rear for the additional plates. This would let me have three plates in front (probably too hot and two in back"
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:33:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gus:
My favorite was when he discussed the need for a .338 Lapua (or some ridiculous caliber) for "Lot work".



I think it was something like .300 whisper out of a short barreled, take-down rifle.
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:39:35 PM EDT

I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas.


speechless....with my eyes watering from suppression of laughter....OMFG
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 11:42:59 PM EDT
LMAO that guy deserves and ass kicking just for being so stupid
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:50:03 AM EDT
Have yourself sprayed with line-x
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:51:55 AM EDT
Ah, the good old days...

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 12:56:16 AM EDT
I dont think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I remember reading the original at work and having everyone come over to see what was going on.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 1:49:45 AM EDT
wow
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 1:54:51 AM EDT
I remember that thread. I told my entire family about it, and we all got lots of laughs. What a nutjob.

"My team practices all the time, using about 10,000rds per month" something like that made me piss my pants(not literally)
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 2:33:49 AM EDT

Gecko_45
I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.



ninja master...............
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 2:48:10 AM EDT
tag for a laugh at home
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 3:22:02 AM EDT
My wife thought it was REAL at the time.....

Of course I had to tell her that Reno 911 wasn't a reality show too
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 4:16:51 AM EDT
Wow. LSD doesn't produce flashbacks like this thread did. Ummmm, or so I've heard.


Woody
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 4:24:08 AM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 10:25:36 PM EDT
I sent the mallninja link to my wife who is generally non-interested in anything gun/tactical/whatever....she is laughing her ass off.

And keep replying to me "If that's your plan A........"
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 10:36:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 10:38:20 PM EDT by SheepDog_556]
"As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.

Here is the questions. The ducttape "solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove."



Definately some of the best stuff on the internet....ever.





Sheep
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 10:48:57 PM EDT
Pretty funny. But sounds like most of the people on here too


(running from the flames)
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 11:00:35 PM EDT
Level IV will do just fine inside an M-113! Can't find a 113? Been nice knowin' ya!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 11:04:44 PM EDT
I think my face just melted after reading all that

I can't stop laughing
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 11:08:43 PM EDT
OMG that was funny
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 1:49:00 AM EDT
dammit, I forgot about this thread. Is that site work safe?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 3:29:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Aha!

www.mallninja.com/Am%20I%20Being%20Careful%20Enough%20-%20Glock%20Talk.htm


god, that's a classic!
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