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Posted: 4/24/2016 6:27:28 PM EST
Our baby is 7 months old and this will be her 1st mother's day, any ideas?

dick in a box doesn't work - i tried it before
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:28:54 PM EST
Well done pictures of your baby.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:29:03 PM EST
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Box of condoms and some anal lube?

ETA, Oh, you were serious?

Sorry, I got nothin.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:30:10 PM EST
Isn't this the child's problem?

It's Mothers Day, not Wifes day.

Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:35:54 PM EST
Spa day.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:35:56 PM EST
I would suggest you get something from both the baby and from you. Even just a cute card "from baby to mom" will do wonders. From you, I would suggest a card, flowers and some type of mom-themed jewelry. Nothing too expensive, but getting a mother's ring with the baby's birthstone in it would be much-appreciated by her. (you can likely get this for $150 or so if you're on a budget) Or, some kind of bracelet or necklace with a mom charm. If she wears a Pandora or other charm bracelet, get a new mom charm.

I am speaking from experience, by the way...
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:37:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BeardedDude:
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Boom.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:37:58 PM EST
Get her a t shirt and hat. But seriously idk
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:38:35 PM EST
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Spa day.


Boom.

And when she gets back, you've get everything at home squared away.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:40:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Well done pictures of your baby.
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Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:41:26 PM EST
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It took me more than a couple tries to decipher the (hopefully) correct meaning of your post.
First I was like wut?
Then I was was like ewww.
Then I was like oh, that's what he meant.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:43:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
Our baby is 7 months old and this will be her 1st mother's day, any ideas?

dick in a box doesn't work - i tried it before
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Ring with hers, yours, and babies birthstone.

Simple craft like the babies hand and foot impressions in a plaster cast about 8x10 picture frame size.

Hobby lobby sells 999 silver and copper impregnated clay, you shape whatever trinkets then cook the clay in the oven and the silver dust melts together forming a piece of jewelry. Do this using the babies handprint or thumbprint depending on how big you want it.

Homemade mothers day card with babies handprint in paint.

Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:44:27 PM EST
Give her another baby. That'll solve all your problems.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:45:37 PM EST
Make HER a sandwich.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:48:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Well done pictures of your baby.



http://i.imgur.com/rmf336Q.jpg


Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:49:44 PM EST
OP
Here’s what you do get a block of sculpey clay and spared it out on wax paper on a cookie sheet (use a rolling pin or something)
Use a Tupperware like bowl put it upside down on the clay and use it like cookie cutter form a large round flat clay disk
Now when baby is asleep press hand and foot prints into clay
Use a small round pen button end and use it to press dots into the clay spelling happy 1st mother’s day and date
Then bake it off in the oven follow instruction on sculpey clay box when cool coat with clear coat spray paint


http://www.amazon.com/Polyform-Sculpey-Original-Polymer-1-75-Pound/dp/B0016N6CMU
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Originally Posted By davisac:
Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Well done pictures of your baby.



http://i.imgur.com/rmf336Q.jpg

Ho Lee Fuk !!!
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:51:21 PM EST
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Originally Posted By davisac:
Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Well done pictures of your baby.



http://i.imgur.com/rmf336Q.jpg


That's how I read it. Sometimes you have to completely rephrase a sentence.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:51:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Well done pictures of your baby.



http://i.imgur.com/rmf336Q.jpg
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:57:54 PM EST
Kiegle classes or whatever they are, post a video of you gifing this.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:59:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By chmodx:
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lol
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:00:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By davisac:
Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Well done pictures of your baby.



http://i.imgur.com/rmf336Q.jpg
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:01:07 PM EST
Congrats bud! I've been wondering the same thing since We just had our first baby. He too is 7 months old. I would add what others have added and also say to just ask her. There are practical things. She wants a new front facing baby carrier. Stuff like that. Enjoy!



Let's see pics of the little one!
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:01:44 PM EST
You already gave her a baby, what more does she want?
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:02:50 PM EST
Don't leave her yet. That's her gift.


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You don't take classes, you just squeeze your twat at random times throughout the day.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:03:23 PM EST
I'm interested 2. We have all the toys and trinkets so I need ideas.

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Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:03:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Grendel-OK:
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Exactly.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:06:05 PM EST
This thread is relevant to my intrests
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:07:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Grendel-OK:
You already gave her a baby, what more does she want?


Exactly.
you two should date
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:30:36 PM EST
Sleep.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:39:47 PM EST
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you two should date
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Originally Posted By Grendel-OK:
You already gave her a baby, what more does she want?


Exactly.
you two should date


Dating? Ew. You have to be nice and hold hands and crap. I'll take a baby though, if he's got one laying around.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:40:56 PM EST
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Dating? Ew. You have to be nice and hold hands and crap. I'll take a baby though, if he's got one laying around.
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By Grendel-OK:
You already gave her a baby, what more does she want?


Exactly.
you two should date


Dating? Ew. You have to be nice and hold hands and crap. I'll take a baby though, if he's got one laying around.
lol
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:43:40 PM EST
Pictures, photos, snapshots of momma and the baby.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:48:24 PM EST
Vacuum cleaner
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:51:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FMJunkie:
I would suggest you get something from both the baby and from you. Even just a cute card "from baby to mom" will do wonders. From you, I would suggest a card, flowers and some type of mom-themed jewelry. Nothing too expensive, but getting a mother's ring with the baby's birthstone in it would be much-appreciated by her. (you can likely get this for $150 or so if you're on a budget) Or, some kind of bracelet or necklace with a mom charm. If she wears a Pandora or other charm bracelet, get a new mom charm.

I am speaking from experience, by the way...
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Not my wife's first but I got her an "Alex and Ani" bracelet from the kids. Things are stupid popular right now and reasonably priced. The women around here collect them.

Edit: she also will have some sheries berries delivered to work the Friday before.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:52:42 PM EST
Massage and peti mani, flowers and sleep. You are welcome.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:54:05 PM EST
Suppressor
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:56:27 PM EST
Get her a charm bracelet from the kiddo. Put one charm on it and then you have an easy gift for the kid to keep adding to each year. I'd suggest Chamillia or Pandora. Then get a card from the kiddo, dip kiddos hand in some finger paint and sign the card with a hand print. If nothing else it'll look like you put some real effort and thought into it.

Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:57:09 PM EST
The spa day was pretty good.

Mine loves massages (from the pro's not just from me) so that's what I will get her.

And a card/flowers from our young son.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 7:58:18 PM EST
Pics of wife? Are there no rules anymore?
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 8:08:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 8:11:27 PM EST
Spa day and some professional pics of her and baby
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