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Posted: 9/19/2009 9:53:12 AM EST
A couple of young men are walking through my neighborhood right now with their obama pledge crap. I'm about to get a visit in the next hour or so...what should I say to them. Cause what I want to say is get off my land and I want something better than that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:54:17 AM EST
Play with them, toy with their minds.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:55:10 AM EST
Sit on the front porch cleaning an AR.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:55:58 AM EST
Wear your sheets to the door.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:56:08 AM EST
"GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:56:21 AM EST
ask them what they think about obamas birth certificate going to trial

whish i could think of something
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:56:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Sit on the front porch cleaning an AR.


This sounds good.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:56:41 AM EST
Hey guys, asking for what to say, not what to do.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:57:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By Cliffhanger:
A couple of young men are walking through my neighborhood right now with their obama pledge crap. I'm about to get a visit in the next hour or so...what should I say to them. Cause what I want to say is get off my land and I want something better than that.


Go ahead and pop your dust covers,back up is on the way
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:57:47 AM EST
don't torture them in your basement, that's for sure
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:58:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 9:58:31 AM EST by rykn0w]
tell them "yah i'll pledge, pledge to use my time, money, and labor to help myself and others shut down obama's commie plans at every step and I PLEDGE to help vote him out in 2012!"

then tell them to get the fuck off your lawn.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:59:35 AM EST
Pull the "dick in a box" trick on them.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:59:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By Cliffhanger:
A couple of young men are walking through my neighborhood right now with their obama pledge crap. I'm about to get a visit in the next hour or so...what should I say to them. Cause what I want to say is get off my land and I want something better than that.


1. agree with everything they say.

2. When they are done with their piece, you go on a rant about how glorious the dear leader is.

3. Say things to the effect of "In Stalin's name, our savior Obama has brought equality to our capitalist pig of a country, comrades."

4. End every sentence with "comrades."

5. Try to pretend you believe EVERYTHING you say.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:00:08 AM EST
Ask them if they would have pledged for Bush, or hell any president prior.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:00:33 AM EST
Every time they say or ask anything, anything at all, yell "Fired up! Ready to go!" at them. Just yell it once, then smile at them calmly, maybe cocking your head to the side a little:

"Good afternoon Sir, can we have a moment of your time?"
"Fired up!! Ready to go!!"
"Oh! Umm, that's nice, we're here to talk to you about President Obama and what you can do to support him and his policies."
"Fired up!! Ready to go!!"
"Ok, can I ask your name Sir?"
"Fired up!! Ready to go!!"
etc.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:01:15 AM EST
On my own property, I'd be sure to take FULL advantage of the "racist" label the media and administration have burdened me with.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:02:10 AM EST
helicopter
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:02:11 AM EST
Lipstick, your wife's panties, six-gun on your side in a leather cowboy belt and holster.

That should get you started.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:02:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:03:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Sit on the front porch cleaning an AR.


This. But with an open ammo can full of green-tipped. A tactical shotgun. An AK w\ bayonet. Wearing a big, black, large frame auto.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:05:32 AM EST
tell'em "I pledge to be against anything he is for"
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:05:33 AM EST
....or,


When they ring your door bell, throw open the door with a remote control in your hand (held like a detonator) and pillow or clothes stuffed into your shirt so that there is a considerable bulge (don't do this is you already have a beer belly, as it would be over-kill).

Scream, as loud as you can, "ALLAH HU AKBAR"

and proceed to visibly press down on the "detonator," but then become frustrated with it since it will not blow up.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:09:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 10:10:43 AM EST by flyfishnepa]



do you have a flag out front?

if so when they ask you to pledge whatever to obama point to your flag and say....

"the only pledge i make is to the flag, the constitution, and my family. now get the hell out of here."



eta: even if you don't have a flag out front you can still say it. also have a constitution in your pocket when they answer the door and whip that out also.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:11:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:



do you have a flag out front?

if so when they ask you to pledge whatever to obama point to your flag and say....

"the only pledge i make is to the flag, the constitution, and my family. now get the hell out of here."



eta: even if you don't have a flag out front you can still say it. also have a constitution in your pocket when they answer the door and whip that out also.




This. I pledge allegiance to no man.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:14:27 AM EST
Whatever you do, video it and post it!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:15:34 AM EST
Just print out one of the obama/joker/socialist pictures and tape it to your door.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:16:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By ares51082:
....or,


When they ring your door bell, throw open the door with a remote control in your hand (held like a detonator) and pillow or clothes stuffed into your shirt so that there is a considerable bulge (don't do this is you already have a beer belly, as it would be over-kill).

Scream, as loud as you can, "ALLAH HU AKBAR"

and proceed to visibly press down on the "detonator," but then become frustrated with it since it will not blow up.






Yeah right....but....

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:17:43 AM EST
Tag for AAR.

I bet the OP is too much of a pussy to even answer the door when they come.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:19:36 AM EST
Since this is my new standard response to most posts:

Open the door in your robe, then in the middle of their speech flash 'em your wang.




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:21:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:



do you have a flag out front?

if so when they ask you to pledge whatever to obama point to your flag and say....

"the only pledge i make is to the flag, the constitution, and my family. now get the hell out of here."



eta: even if you don't have a flag out front you can still say it. also have a constitution in your pocket when they answer the door and whip that out also.




This. I pledge allegiance to no man.


+1
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:26:25 AM EST
Ask them if they are going to this -

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=928261

Do they have any bus tickets for the DC Muslim meeting.

Can they help with your taxes?

Got a phone # for the local ACORN office? "I need a hooker"


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:27:50 AM EST
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:



do you have a flag out front?

if so when they ask you to pledge whatever to obama point to your flag and say....

"the only pledge i make is to the flag, the constitution, and my family. now get the hell out of here."



eta: even if you don't have a flag out front you can still say it. also have a constitution in your pocket when they answer the door and whip that out also.




This one is great. Thanks. I do have a pocket Constitution. And I have a flag out front. Here's what I'm going to say...


Me..."Thanks for coming up here with your silly pledge. 29 years ago, I raised my right hand in a pledge to defend our Constitution from enemies, foriegn and domestic. After 12 years my military service was done, but I still take that oath seriously, just like I did way back when. And I will until the day I die. You see that flag right there?"

Young man..."Ahhh...yes"

Me...."That's the only pledge I'll say. The pledge of allegence to our REPUBLIC! Now go pedal your hitler style pledge somewhere else. And look up your history...you are nothing but a new hitler youth. Congratulations on being ingorant."

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:31:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:
Every time they say or ask anything, anything at all, yell "Fired up! Ready to go!" at them. Just yell it once, then smile at them calmly, maybe cocking your head to the side a little:

"Good afternoon Sir, can we have a moment of your time?"
"Fired up!! Ready to go!!"
"Oh! Umm, that's nice, we're here to talk to you about President Obama and what you can do to support him and his policies."
"Fired up!! Ready to go!!"
"Ok, can I ask your name Sir?"
"Fired up!! Ready to go!!"
etc.



My favorite so far. (Get right in there and fuck with their minds.)
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:32:02 AM EST
Tell them, sure you'll sign anything. While signing, ask them if they can help get some 13 year old Salvadoran girls over the border. Also ask about housing for them and help with taxes. Sign your name Mick Mouse.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:36:09 AM EST
Listen to their speil and act interested. Then look them in the eye and ask them if they really want to be at the pointy end of Obama policies.

If they say yes, drive them to a recruiting office, or just rob them.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:38:48 AM EST
tell one of them they have a real purdy mouth
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:39:00 AM EST
Or should I just go ok and sign the form, "Jack Mehoff".
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:39:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:40:06 AM EST
The most patriotic thing you could do is see how long you can keep them occupied. Consider it helping to protect your community.

I suggest leading them on by hinting at a large donation.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:46:14 AM EST
Do they look like these two with the commie red on. I'm sure my rural conservative
town gave these two a warm welcome. I just missed them knocking on my door. I pulled
in the drive and they were past my house. I was really HOPING they CHANGED direction and
came back.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:50:08 AM EST
I think some asshole signed me up for obama.com or something. I am always getting emails from barackobama, if it's gonna be spam at least make it penis enlargement pills or beastiliaty porn. BO spam sucks.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:14:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Slave1:
Wear your sheets to the door.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:26:47 AM EST
Tag for the AAR.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:51:54 AM EST
Is it too late to run a Battle flag up your flagpole?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:03:11 PM EST
update?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:06:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By ares51082:
....or,


When they ring your door bell, throw open the door with a remote control in your hand (held like a detonator) and pillow or clothes stuffed into your shirt so that there is a considerable bulge (don't do this is you already have a beer belly, as it would be over-kill).

Scream, as loud as you can, "ALLAH HU AKBAR"

and proceed to visibly press down on the "detonator," but then become frustrated with it since it will not blow up.


I would love to see their reaction to that one.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:08:51 PM EST
Read them this thread, word for word.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:11:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 12:13:59 PM EST by Rogue-Sasquatch]
Originally Posted By Slave1:
Wear your sheets to the door.


Dude, you are evil.

I think some asshole signed me up for obama.com or something. I am always getting emails from barackobama, if it's gonna be spam at least make it penis enlargement pills or beastiliaty porn. BO spam sucks.


No, from what I've heard it's more likely somebody reported you to flag@whitehouse.gov. People who tested their own emails on that have been getting Obama spam like crazy.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:12:28 PM EST
Come on, with the update, already. This shows promise. I'm hoping for pics.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:15:10 PM EST
OP, I'd suggest something along the lines of "Please tell dear leader I'm looking forward to voting him out of office in a few years. Oh, and get the fuck off my lawn..."

Originally Posted By Chevyguy85:
I think some asshole signed me up for obama.com or something. I am always getting emails from barackobama, if it's gonna be spam at least make it penis enlargement pills or beastiliaty porn. BO spam sucks.

I actually signed up for that myself, just to find out what he's up to next.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:16:46 PM EST
Invite them in and have them for dinner.
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