1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do ou Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can You Pea Soup?

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer




I needed that.

One more ocean joke:

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?




Halfway there.

. for later

Quoted: Quoted: Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Nothing because it won't come when you call it. Whddya call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck on the wall? Art On the beach? Sandy . On the front porch? Mat.

In the ocean?


Bob

What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Nothing because it won't come when you call it. Whddya call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck on the wall? Art On the beach? Sandy . On the front porch? Mat. In the ocean? Bob

In your mailbox? Bill

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Whaddya call a dog with no legs? Nothing because it won't come when you call it. Whddya call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck on the wall? Art On the beach? Sandy . On the front porch? Mat. In the ocean? Bob

In a pile of leaves?
Rustle.

On the grill?
Frank.  And his girlfriend?
Patty.

What do you call a redheaded Chinese person?

Something Wong.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a bottom feeding, slime sucking creature and one is just a fish.

tag

Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can You Pea Soup?


yes, but a good strong series of antibiotics cleared that right up.

Quoted: 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

How are a tornado and marriage alike?

It all starts with a lot of sucking and blowing, and then someone loses a house.

What is the difference between your job and marriage?

After 10 years your job STILL sucks.