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Posted: 1/6/2003 12:33:02 PM EDT
Seems like LT is getting a whole new set of luck in the new year.
A guy I trade with has an opening for Fixed Income Dealer sales here in Dallas. I want this job!!! He is the managing director and will basically be the majority decision in the hiring process. However, the Pres of the company also gets to throw his opinion in the hat. I will be meeting with both of them tomorrow. I would really like to see if I can impose upon some of you folks to say a prayer, do a ritual dance, sacrifice a virgin, whatever you do to help me have a great interview and possibly land the position. Also, after 100days wait. The TX DPS has just informed me this morning that my CHL is in the mail. Wooohooo!!! I am now a registered armed citizen!!! Will maybe by Fri this week. So it seems my life is turning around somewhat. All I need now is a lady friend. Still lacking on that. I am sure once I get my career back on track, the confidence factor will set in and hopefully, I will be raking em in again. [:D] I thank you in advance. Will update you guys on Weds. on how the interview went. |
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Best of luck to you man. Hope you get the job, and congrats on being a registered armed citizen.
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Quoted: sacrifice a virgin View Quote I'll gladly help out anyway I can LT![;)] |
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I'll stick a few more pins in the Bill and Hillary Voodoo doll set for ya. [:D]
Good luck, LT. Hope it comes through. |
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Chant after me:
[center] Bill Gates is my friend. Resistance is futile I will be Assimilated[/center] Good luck, man! |
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Quoted: sacrifice a virgin View Quote Can we sacrafice their virginity instead? |
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Quoted: Quoted: sacrifice a virgin View Quote Can we sacrafice their virginity instead? View Quote Ill do both... anything for the cause .... |
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But LT, if your luck changes and you get a job you like, you get a lady friend, you stop having car trouble, and you finally get your CHL, what in the hell will be left for you to post about???? [;)]
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I'll do anything you want LT, even a prayer or two. Please don't shoot me. [:D]
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Okay, one dead virgin. Consider the job yours.
Before anyone thinks Im sick, I scratched a pristine un-burned CD because I needed a coaster and didnt want to leave my desk. Now we're both happy. -HS |
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I have a little extra time today so I will do my special "Good Luck Dance". I'd do the virgin but there aren't any around.
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Man, I hope you get that job! I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya.
Good luck!!! |
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Quoted: sacrifice a virgin View Quote Should I send her to you first, and THEN sacrifice her? What would work better for you? [:D] Seriously though, you know that we're all here pulling for you. We'd hate for you to have to put your tail between your legs and head back to Kalifornistan. Good luck! -Gloftoe |
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Good news seems to be beaming for you. Prayers headed your way on the job front. Oh, ya, aren't you glad you didn't move back to KALI????
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Quoted: Okay, one dead virgin. Consider the job yours. -HS View Quote Whew... !! At least it's not [b]72 Virgins[/b]. [:D] Good Luck LT !! |
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May the Crushing Backfist of Jesus reduce LT's competition for this job to gibbering, drooling idiots and bring split trousers, scuffed shoes and bad breath unto them.
Down, set, hike, Amen! [img]chronicle.com/photos/v45/i31/t99040502.jpg[/img] |
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Desire is good but self confidence wins the job!
I'm doing the Voodoo thing for ya now! |
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If ya need to use me as a reference...
...oh yeah, you said you wanted my help![:D] I'll jungle my prayer rocks for ya! |
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I just informed the local virgins that there will be a sacrifice tommarow. I have to go now as I have deflowerings scheduled until 11:59 tonight.
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I'll be sending prayers up for Pimp Master LT!
Consider it yours. Have faith! |
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Damn......do you know how hard it is to find a virgin in Canada that is not under 14!!
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I'll not only pray you get the job, I'll say a second prayer that the job comes with a boinkable hottie secretary. That way you can kill two birds with one stone (we'll work on the car issues later).
Best of Luck |
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I thought you reverted back to being a virgin after 650 days with no womenz...[:D]
I'd wish you good luck LT, but you won't need it. Your technical ability and personality will ensure that you are viewed as peerless among the other applicants. May God comfort the others who apply in vain for LT's position. |
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Quoted: I would really like to see if I can impose upon some of you folks to say a prayer, do a ritual dance, [red]sacrifice a virgin[/red] View Quote I would but there aren't any at MSU. |
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Quoted: sacrifice a virgin View Quote Well she's no virgin but I'm willing to sacrifice my wife. Could I use that as a defense at my trial? [>:/] |
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Good luck LT! I'll say a prayer for you, I'd do the virgin sacrifice thing but around here that would probably have to be a 4th or 5th grader and I just can't be mean to kids.
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Sacrifice a virgin huh, I can think of other things to do with a virgin. Not sure if it will help though.
Good luck! |
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That big hogleg hanging on your side will surely bring in the babes.
Not chased a babe since 1980 so I am probably out of touch on current babe information. |
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You didn't even ask us to pray for a 49er victory next week? Isn't that being a little selfish?
Helping someone become a Texan is an honorable task I cannot turn down, especially when they come from CA. Am genuflecting towards Texas. |
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LT, you should be in the clear if my theory holds true:
I believe that Computer Guy is the "black hole" of bad luck. Most, if not all bad luck on the boards is inexorably being pulled to him, with very little escaping. Good luck, Jim |
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Quoted: Well she's no virgin but I'm willing to sacrifice my wife. Could I use that as a defense at my trial? [>:/] View Quote Naw, man, she's cute. Keep her unless she suddenly becomes an Anti. LT, I'll sacrifice a small steak to the BBQ gods, how about that. |
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I'll chop the head off of a squid tonight and say a prayer to the Squid Gods.
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Prayer sent - you're as good as hired! I think your experience since moving to Tejas has really been nothing more than a test for you to prove that you're worthy of the title "Texan". I knew you'd pass!
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... Hey my brutha, good luck. I feel it. You'll do just fine!
... BTW, them womenz come along when your least ready or expecting it. |
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Rub-a-dub-dub!
Pray for the job! YAY, LORD! Doing naked ritual dance, but hard to do the backflips and handsprings with the broken arm. Hope it works, anyway! |
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Thanx guys.
Funny how everyone focused on the virgin comment. Currently washing a nice clean white dress shirt, actually 2 and making sure the suit is pressed. CHL is coming. Job hopefully is coming. I hope I can still make a girl come [;D] LOL |
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Quoted: If ya need to use me as a reference... View Quote Same here. If you feel that I have a little cloud, you are welcome to give them my phone numbers. Matter of fact, you can give them all our phone numbers as reference.[:D] BTW, I will ask the Man Upstair for help. Good luck, my brother!! |
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While I was at it I threw a word in for a hot date too. Good luck on both the interview and the date!
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Prayer uttered.
Virgin deflowered (uuuh...well...I meant sacrificed). Best of luck. |
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