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Posted: 1/6/2003 12:33:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:35:28 PM EDT
Best of luck to you man.  Hope you get the job, and congrats on being a registered armed citizen.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:35:55 PM EDT
sacrifice a virgin
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I'll gladly help out anyway I can LT![;)]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:36:54 PM EDT
Good luck man, I hope you get the job.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:37:54 PM EDT
I'll stick a few more pins in the Bill and Hillary Voodoo doll set for ya. [:D]

Good luck, LT.  Hope it comes through.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:38:17 PM EDT
Chant after me:
Bill Gates is my friend.
Resistance is futile
I will be Assimilated[/center]

Good luck, man!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:46:18 PM EDT
sacrifice a virgin
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Can we sacrafice their virginity instead?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:49:22 PM EDT
sacrifice a virgin
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Can we sacrafice their virginity instead?
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Ill do both... anything for the cause ....
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:49:23 PM EDT
But LT, if your luck changes and you get a job you like, you get a lady friend, you stop having car trouble, and you finally get your CHL, what in the hell will be left for you to post about???? [;)]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:50:54 PM EDT
I'll do anything you want LT, even a prayer or two. Please don't shoot me. [:D]

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:52:15 PM EDT
Okay, one dead virgin.  Consider the job yours.

Before anyone thinks Im sick, I scratched a pristine un-burned CD because I needed a coaster and didnt want to leave my desk.  Now we're both happy.

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 12:54:08 PM EDT
I have a little extra time today so I will do my special "Good Luck Dance". I'd do the virgin but there aren't any around.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:17:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:24:13 PM EDT
Good news seems to be beaming for you. Prayers headed your way on the job front. Oh, ya, aren't you glad you didn't move back to KALI????
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:29:15 PM EDT
Okay, one dead virgin.  Consider the job yours.
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Whew...  !!    At least it's not [b]72 Virgins[/b].  [:D]

Good Luck LT !!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:33:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:45:10 PM EDT
The rooster must die!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:47:25 PM EDT
I just informed the local virgins that there will be a sacrifice tommarow. I have to go now as I have deflowerings scheduled until 11:59 tonight.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:51:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 1:59:37 PM EDT
Damn......do you know how hard it is to find a virgin in Canada that is not under 14!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 2:15:35 PM EDT
I'll not only pray you get the job, I'll say a second prayer that the job comes with a boinkable hottie secretary. That way you can kill two birds with one stone (we'll work on the car issues later).

Best of Luck
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 2:22:40 PM EDT
I thought you reverted back to being a virgin after 650 days with no womenz...[:D]

I'd wish you good luck LT, but you won't need it.  Your technical ability and personality will ensure that you are viewed as peerless among the other applicants.  May God comfort the others who apply in vain for LT's position.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 2:47:33 PM EDT

I would really like to see if I can impose upon some of you folks to say a prayer, do a ritual dance, [red]sacrifice a virgin[/red]
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I would but there aren't any at MSU.  
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 2:55:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 2:58:25 PM EDT
Good luck LT! I'll say a prayer for you, I'd do the virgin sacrifice thing but around here that would probably have to be a 4th or 5th grader and I just can't be mean to kids.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 3:07:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2003 4:18:39 PM EDT
You didn't even ask us to pray for a 49er victory next week?  Isn't that being a little selfish?

Helping someone become a Texan is an honorable task I cannot turn down, especially when they come from CA.  Am genuflecting towards Texas.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 4:26:54 PM EDT
LT, you should be in the clear if my theory holds true:

I believe that Computer Guy is the "black hole" of bad luck.  Most, if not all bad luck on the boards is inexorably being pulled to him, with very little escaping.

Good luck,

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 4:27:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 4:37:07 PM EDT
Well she's no virgin but I'm willing to sacrifice my wife. Could I use that as a defense at my trial? [>:/]
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Naw, man, she's cute.  Keep her unless she suddenly becomes an Anti.  

LT, I'll sacrifice a small steak to the BBQ gods, how about that.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 4:51:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 4:54:55 PM EDT
Good Luck LordTrader.   We hope you get the job.

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:26:26 PM EDT
Prayer sent and keepin' em crossed!

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:46:01 PM EDT
Prayer sent - you're as good as hired! I think your experience since moving to Tejas has really been nothing more than a test for you to prove that you're worthy of the title "Texan". I knew you'd pass!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:50:08 PM EDT
... Hey my brutha, good luck. I feel it. You'll do just fine!

... BTW, them womenz come along when your least ready or expecting it.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:58:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:00:13 PM EDT
You [b]WILL[/b] get the job..........
Zardoz has spoken.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:06:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:35:45 PM EDT
 Prayer has said , now ... GO GET EM TIGER !!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:46:57 PM EDT
Good luck.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:56:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:10:12 PM EDT
Prayer uttered.

Virgin deflowered (uuuh...well...I meant sacrificed).

Best of luck.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:22:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:25:25 PM EDT
Prayer on the way LT!  Be confident!!!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:33:21 PM EDT
Little 'Vegas luck on its way, LT!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:48:58 PM EDT
Prayers sent.  Good luck LT!
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