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Posted: 6/30/2015 8:13:59 PM EDT


Devin Pelham was none too happy when he saw a Comcast worker in his bedroom replacing a modem last week. Pelham later told police that he gave no one else permission to enter his room.

Pelham started slamming computer parts and throwing other objects, according to court papers. He slapped his grandmother and pushed her to the ground, a probable cause affidavit said.

The grandmother told Pelham, 23, to leave her North Portland home. He did — and then began throwing potted plants and breaking her car windows, the affidavit said.

Pelham then turned his attention to the car of his great-grandmother, the affidavit said. When, the 75-year-old woman tried to stop him, Pelham punched her in the back and pushed her down, the affidavit said.

A neighbor helped the great-grandmother away from the scene, only to then watch Pelham use a brick, wine bottles and a 2x4 wood plank to damage two of his cars, the affidavit said. One car had scratches all over, a side mirror broken off and the windshield smashed.

Pelham also damaged the windshield wipers of two other vehicles that belonged to other neighbors, the affidavit said.

When police arrived to the 5900 block of North Gay Avenue, they found Pelham shirtless, shoeless and with a brick in his hand, the affidavit said. He soon calmed down and told the officers that he realized his actions were "inappropriate."

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/06/portland_man_arrested_for_viol.html#incart_most-read_
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:15:17 PM EDT
Jesus, that motherfucker looks like about 350 lbs of chewed bubblegum.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:16:29 PM EDT
his room, his rules
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:17:00 PM EDT
This affidavit guy says a lot.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:17:02 PM EDT
Jerkoff
Did the Police confiscate his stash of .22 LR ?
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My first thought.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:19:22 PM EDT
Very touchy about his porn stash being compromised.
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My first thought.




 
He hasn't hit the skinny stage yet... he needs to smoke harder.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:20:23 PM EDT
I bet that guy has a sweet samurai sword and fantasy knife collection.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:21:12 PM EDT
Comcast sucks and all; but damn.....
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:22:17 PM EDT
One must defend one's .22LR stash at all costs.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:22:32 PM EDT
Classy.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:23:50 PM EDT
DAMN,Chumlee looks like shit without make-up!
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:25:02 PM EDT
Screen name?

Gotta be a member here.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:27:02 PM EDT
I had  WOW raid scheduled for that time Grandma!!!!
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:27:16 PM EDT
Looks like chumley got his ass kicked.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:28:48 PM EDT
Thread title says he attacked a Comcast worker, but the article linked only states he attacked his grandmother and great-grandmother.  Unless Grandma is a Comcast tech...
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:34:29 PM EDT
Such a rich, vibrant culture.
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Meth is just the pure form of the compounds created in your gut when you eat Cheetos hot pockets and  mt dew then play call of duty and world of Warcraft for 3 days with no sleep.
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Link Posted: 6/30/2015 8:45:23 PM EDT
probably thought his waifu was cheating on him with the comcast dude.
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Nice. I see what you did there.
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his Grandma's room home, his her rules
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FIFY
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Bugs man. Their crawling all over me.
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Guy woke up at the crack of noon, and the first thing he saw was a Comcast guy replacing the modem that he fucked up by using it as an ashtray for the last five years. Being disoriented by being awaken at such an uncivilized hour, he attacked the Comcast guy, Comcast guy bitch slapped him and left the home. Still incensed by his uncalled for early arousal he turned his anger on his grandmother, who deserved a good thrashing for scheduling such an early appointment instead of something in the 1-3AM time frame.
 
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Guy woke up at the crack of noon, and the first thing he saw was a Comcast guy replacing the modem that he fucked up by using it as an ashtray for the last five years. Being disoriented by being awaken at such an uncivilized hour, he attacked the Comcast guy, Comcast guy bitch slapped him and left the home. Still incensed by his uncalled for early arousal he turned his anger on his grandmother, who deserved a good thrashing for scheduling such an early appointment instead of something in the 1-3AM time frame.
 


Exactly. . .    
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 9:01:37 PM EDT
His valve must have been acting up.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 9:04:46 PM EDT
I wonder what his screen name was?

Who are we missing?

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Guy woke up at the crack of noon, and the first thing he saw was a Comcast guy replacing the modem that he fucked up by using it as an ashtray for the last five years. Being disoriented by being awaken at such an uncivilized hour, he attacked the Comcast guy, Comcast guy bitch slapped him and left the home. Still incensed by his uncalled for early arousal he turned his anger on his grandmother, who deserved a good thrashing for scheduling such an early appointment instead of something in the 1-3AM time frame.
 


*snort*
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Keep it up, I incyst.

Gotta love Methnoma County.
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 9:29:35 PM EDT
lol,, domestic violence.. the family already bailed him out of jail, took him to his favorite restaurant, told him how they think the police overreacted and dropped all charges..fuck DV calls fuck them with something pointy...asshole fucking poeple
Link Posted: 6/30/2015 9:33:38 PM EDT
Comcast tech touched his drum set!

Seriously, this douche needs a good asskicking by his dad, uncle, or hell, even a cousin. Unfortunately though, something tells me he's more likely to see his family members where he ended up (jail), rather than at Granny's next birthday bash.
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