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Posted: 12/27/2012 12:12:38 PM EDT
Situation: A *heated* discussion with SO last night, many mean things said, many plastic objects and vaccum accessories broken upon Nattyguard's head/shoulders. More mean things said and SO eyes the .357 on the bookshelf, picks it up and looks at Nattyguard with crazy eyes. Nattyguard, instead of de-escalating the situation, very stupidly says, "WTF are you going to do with that, you crazy #%$#ing @#$#$?" SO actually thinks for a split second and chucks it at Nattyguard, who barely manages to duck in time for the hunk of metal to whiz overhead and fully imbed itself in the drywall behind him. She's got a good softball arm, which we now know translates to a good Security Six arm!

NG retrieved pistol, unassed the AO to hotel and has been at work all day. Now is wondering if it would be a good idea to call and see if dinner is going to be ready

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:13:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:14:06 PM EDT
Eject!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:14:33 PM EDT
Cool

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Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:14:34 PM EDT
k
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:14:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:14:45 PM EDT
You'll also giggle when served with the TRO, and some nice deputy takes your guns bye-bye.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:14:58 PM EDT
A pissed off woman is holding a gun and your first thought is to call her a stupid fucking bitch? That has to be the dumbest thing I've heard all month and I've watched the news.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:15:01 PM EDT
Ni.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:15:19 PM EDT
Is the Ruger okay?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:15:28 PM EDT
Good Lord.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:16:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NattyGuard:
Situation: A *heated* discussion with SO last night, many mean things said, many plastic objects and vaccum accessories broken upon Nattyguard's head/shoulders. More mean things said and SO eyes the .357 on the bookshelf, picks it up and looks at Nattyguard with crazy eyes. Nattyguard, instead of de-escalating the situation, very stupidly says, "WTF are you going to do with that, you crazy #%$#ing @#$#$?" SO actually thinks for a split second and chucks it at Nattyguard, who barely manages to duck in time for the hunk of metal to whiz overhead and fully imbed itself in the drywall behind him. She's got a good softball arm, which we now know translates to a good Security Six arm!

NG retrieved pistol, unassed the AO to hotel and has been at work all day. Now is wondering if it would be a good idea to call and see if dinner is going to be ready


I'm you and he will have really good make-up sex.


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:16:03 PM EDT
She throw it underhand?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:16:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 12:17:47 PM EDT by Lorax]
Originally Posted By wunbadweel:
You'll also giggle when served with the TRO, and some nice deputy takes your guns bye-bye.


If not this time, maybe the next.

You had better do some major thinking about your future. Seriously. This sounds like a volatile situation.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:16:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NattyGuard:
Situation: A *heated* discussion with SO last night, many mean things said, many plastic objects and vaccum accessories broken upon Nattyguard's head/shoulders. More mean things said and SO eyes the .357 on the bookshelf, picks it up and looks at Nattyguard with crazy eyes. Nattyguard, instead of de-escalating the situation, very stupidly says, "WTF are you going to do with that, you crazy #%$#ing @#$#$?" SO actually thinks for a split second and chucks it at Nattyguard, who barely manages to duck in time for the hunk of metal to whiz overhead and fully imbed itself in the drywall behind him. She's got a good softball arm, which we now know translates to a good Security Six arm!

NG retrieved pistol, unassed the AO to hotel and has been at work all day. Now is wondering if it would be a good idea to call and see if dinner is going to be readyNow is wondering if it would be a good idea to call and see if dinner is going to be ready



Yes.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:16:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:16:56 PM EDT
1st post!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:17:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wunbadweel:
You'll also giggle when served with the TRO, and some nice deputy takes your guns bye-bye.


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:17:30 PM EDT
You're .357 might shoot better afterward. I know my electric guitar sounds better after being attacked with it.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:17:57 PM EDT
What the fuck is this... I don't even...
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:17:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:18:18 PM EDT
Have you heard of the Lautenberg Amendment to the Gun Control Act of 1968.

If she claims you committed a misdemeanor assault and you are convicted... kiss your guns goodbye.

Seriously... eject!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:18:40 PM EDT
perfectly understandable. anyone who talks about themselves in the third person deserves to have a .357 thrown at them. preferably rounds first.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:18:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By epnurse:
Is the Ruger okay?


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:19:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By epnurse:
Is the Ruger okay?

It's a Ruger. Of course it is.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:19:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 12:20:06 PM EDT by Jarhead08]

Originally Posted By VBC:
You're .357 might shoot better afterward. I know my electric guitar sounds better after being attacked with it.


Maybe it wasn't the guitar. Maybe it was you. You gotta live the blues to play the blues.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:21:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 12:23:57 PM EDT by DnPRK]
My guess is alcohol is involved. Or a jealous Filipina.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:21:14 PM EDT
Well in on one.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:21:37 PM EDT
They must be HUGE.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:21:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead08:

Originally Posted By VBC:
You're .357 might shoot better afterward. I know my electric guitar sounds better after being attacked with it.


Maybe it wasn't the guitar. Maybe it was you. You gotta live the blues to play the blues.


I've thought that as well. But I've kind of plateaued since then. I might need to be attacked again.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:21:55 PM EDT
Best eject post ever!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:22:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PogueMahone:
perfectly understandable. anyone who talks about themselves in the third person deserves to have a .357 thrown at them. preferably rounds first.


The whole reason I clicked on this was to comment on the third person speak.

Like thats the only issue here.

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Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:22:51 PM EDT



I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that neither of you should own firearms until you learn to control your emotions.


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:24:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Texaspyro21:
A pissed off woman is holding a gun and your first thought is to call her a stupid fucking bitch? That has to be the dumbest thing I've heard all month and I've watched the news.


That is sig worthy.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:24:23 PM EDT
So your wife's an idiot, you think it's funny, and the only reason we're hearing this on arfcom instead of the nightly news is due to chance alone.

Did I miss anything?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:24:28 PM EDT
Um........no.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:24:58 PM EDT
I don't know...in, I guess.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:26:21 PM EDT
Careful you don't get a DV charge or a restraining order out of this deal.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:28:29 PM EDT

Nattyguard is sleeping with Napoleon_Tannerite?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:28:54 PM EDT
Ain't domestic violence grand?
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:30:43 PM EDT
pics of Ruger
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:32:10 PM EDT

IBSBYBO.

In Before She Blows Your Brains Out.




And I don't mean that in a good way.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:32:37 PM EDT
The make-up sex will be epic......!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:33:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2012 12:34:01 PM EDT by DesignatedMarksman]
Originally Posted By dskeet:


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:34:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By epnurse:
Is the Ruger okay?

It's a Ruger. Of course it is.


Probably looks better too.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:35:01 PM EDT
wat

the

fuck
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:35:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By epnurse:
Is the Ruger okay?

It's a Ruger. Of course it is.


It's a Ruger, it never was to begin with.

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:35:52 PM EDT


Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:36:40 PM EDT
Pics of the drywall or it didn't happen
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:36:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mongo001:
She throw it underhand?


He said softball, so I'm guessing fast-pitch underhand.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 12:38:30 PM EDT
Eject my ass! She had a chance to poke holes in you and she didn't. That's a keeper.
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