I had a good subject come up in nation states game today , now my whole day is better, my last topic that involed guns had answers that all sounded antigun but this one is much better.
The Household Defence Alliance is lobbying for the right to kill anyone who trespasses on private property.
1. "We must take a stand against burglars and looters entering our property," explains HDA President, Catherine Gratwick, while digging a moat around her house. "We should be able to rip their guts out with a machine gun, no questions asked. If they want rights they should have considered the poor sod they were robbing."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
2. "Even burglars have human rights," says Freddy Wall, while theiving a gold coin from your pocket. "And we don't deserve to be shot for trying to make our way in the world. People are far more important than property, I hope you agree! Why attack a burglar? That's the job of the coppers! I think anyone injuring anyone else should be severely punished with no excuses about trespassers or defending your property. Or yourself."
3. "Hey, let's not be hasty!" cautions Max O'Bannon, an anti-gun protester. "I'm not for riddling burglars with bullets either, but I do want to protect my family! I think it would be a lot more sensible if we allowed homeowners to attack burglars, but not with guns. In fact it would be even better if we just banned guns while we're at it."