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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:21:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 1:12:09 PM EST by Rodent]
The GF is making labels for bottles of horseradish that we grew in our garden to give to our relatives and friends for Christmas. We're trying to brainstorm a funny name and aren't having any luck.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:26:53 AM EST
It seems the obvious name would be something like "Rodent Products".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:28:28 AM EST
Rodent Root
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:28:54 AM EST
The GF wants to go with "Homemade Heathen Horseradish".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:29:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:30:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".



Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:30:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 9:31:36 AM EST by efpeter]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
The GF wants to go with "Homemade Heathen Horseradish".



Is that like 8 8 Horseradish
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:35:12 AM EST
Elmer's Horseradish.

Someone photoshop the glue bottle sticker thingy and make labels off of it. Put it in the jars that look like paste.

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:38:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 9:47:09 AM EST by op_rod]
Hot spicy rodent root!

Essence of rodent!

Feel the sting of the rodent!

Rodent's tangy spicy sauce!

Ground rodent! It's what's for dinner!

From the fertile rodent fields, a spicy treat!

From my hands to your, with love -- Rodent Root!

Rodent Root -- taste the magic! Smell the love! Refrigerate after opening!

Put a little Rodent into your family!

Miracle Rodent Spread!

Rodent food. Please see MSDS before opening.

Hot and spicy rodent knobs!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:39:47 AM EST
Chin gravy.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:47:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 9:51:47 AM EST by Rodent]
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homemade Horseradish".
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:49:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 9:50:02 AM EST by op_rod]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homeade Horseradish".



A rodent, rampant, on a green field, with fire coming out of his mouth? "Qui tu vivus est"?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:50:25 AM EST
Whinny-Licious
Horse-Rodents Radishs
Rodent-Licious
Radi-Licious
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:01:40 AM EST
Fire Breathin Filly



It's spicy, right?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:13:00 AM EST

Rodent's Finestkind Radradish Sauce...
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:19:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 10:20:22 AM EST by The_Reaper]

Originally Posted By Rodent:
She doesn't seem to be taking our suggestions seriously. Now she's working on a label (she's a graphic designer) that says: "Rodent's 13 Horsepower Homemade Horseradish".



13 horsepower?

Must be a weak batch.

Come back when it is 1000 horsepower of nitro burning fury.


Edit to add:
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:21:25 AM EST
"The Condiment Al Pacino used in 'Heat'!"
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:36:12 AM EST
Phantom Phlyer's Phine Phoods - Gourmet Armoracia Rusticana
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 10:44:12 AM EST

Made from fresh horse!

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:34:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 11:34:55 AM EST by Rodent]
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:



Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:53:38 AM EST
Private Rootbeer's Paint Remover and Sammich Condiment
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 11:57:16 AM EST


"Hotternschitt Horseradish"


Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:08:40 PM EST
I'm having a hard time believing that no one has suggested anything relating horses and apples.
Slackers!



BTW - horseraddish is good stuff.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:20:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/14/2005 12:20:33 PM EST by Melvinator2k0]
how about
shit
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:26:14 PM EST
Rodent's Horse Apple Juice

Rodent's Shredded Horse Apples

Radish of Horse Concentrate
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:27:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:



tinypic.com/imjjbc.jpg



That looks cool. Shredded or pureed root?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:29:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".



My smartass reply to that woulda been "Just like your sister."
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:35:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By ironoxbows:

Originally Posted By Rodent:

Originally Posted By Yankee1911:
Rodent Root



LOL. Quote from the GF: "Yeah, your sister will love that".



My smartass reply to that woulda been "Just like your sister."



What, are you trying to get me stabbed in my sleep?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:36:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By npd233:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Here's what EB the Evil Genius came up with:



tinypic.com/imjjbc.jpg



That looks cool. Shredded or pureed root?



I just put it in a blender with vinegar. Remember when you got gassed in boot camp? This stuff comes pretty close. I feel like taking a wiff and singing the Marine Corps hymn while my sinuses drain.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 12:58:47 PM EST
Rodents road apple horseradish.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 1:09:42 PM EST
Winnipesaukee Wicked Horseradish.......................Maybe
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