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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:44:07 PM EDT
Okay, I have a kid due, sometime between RFN and the next few weeks...
Having one hell of a time finalizing on a name. So, in the interest of considering all options, I am opening it up to arfcom suggestions.... Background: The kid is a boy (  ), he is of generic-Americanish background, German/Welsh on my side; English/Irish/splash of feather Indian on the moms side.
Traditional or unusual are okay. Excessively popular this year is a minus. Initials of I.M. are a plus. To claim the prize, I will actually have to select your entry, get spousal approval and have it appear on the BC. There is no garauntee that any entry will win. The prize will be something AR-15ish... maybe a cool magazine, maybe a tactical pouch or piece of military gear or clothing, maybe a pouch with a couple of mags.... maybe a live monkey. I cannot garauntee the availablilty of the live monkey prize. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:45:22 PM EDT
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Inigo Montoya Hellfish
I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:46:31 PM EDT
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Ignacius Matthew
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:48:10 PM EDT
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Garrison Edward Hellfish
CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:48:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Garrison Edward Hellfish CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive.  |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:48:58 PM EDT
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Magnus
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:49:28 PM EDT
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Iain Martin
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:49:36 PM EDT
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Inigo Montoya Hellfish I'll PM you the address to send the monkey. The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:49:45 PM EDT
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Garrison Edward Hellfish CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive. http://politiclolz.com/files/2009/09/20090909-You-Lie.jpg 
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:49:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Garrison Edward Hellfish CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive. True, but he spanks it mercilessly |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:50:08 PM EDT
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Ryan Mathew
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:50:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Inigo Montoya Hellfish I'll PM you the address to send the monkey. The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box. I'm willing to wait.  |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:52:01 PM EDT
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Garrison Edward Hellfish CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive. True, but he spanks it mercilessly He abuses his monkey? This could get serious... |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:53:56 PM EDT
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I vote for Wiley Pistol. Especially if your last name is Brandish.
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:54:07 PM EDT
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Inigo Montoya Hellfish I'll PM you the address to send the monkey. The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box. I'm willing to wait.
I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies. Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though. |
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:55:44 PM EDT
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Billy..........What do I win
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Posted: 3/13/2011 11:56:47 PM EDT
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Magnus Cadfael Fightmaster
 Seriously though, you could always name him after me and call him David. If you do he'll be sure to be as beloved as me. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:00:02 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Inigo Montoya Hellfish I'll PM you the address to send the monkey. The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box. I'm willing to wait. I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies. Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though. No monkey abuse here... hell, I don't even currently HAVE a monkey. Thusly, impossible. I will submit to regular inspections and visitations from MPS, if that puts your mind at ease.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:00:50 AM EDT
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Gunther
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:02:59 AM EDT
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Inigo Montoya Hellfish I'll PM you the address to send the monkey. The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box. I'm willing to wait.
I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies. Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though. Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:04:19 AM EDT
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I.M.
"What does B.J. stand for?!" "Anything you like!" |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:07:15 AM EDT
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How about Bill I M
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:10:46 AM EDT
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Icarus Maximo
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:16:17 AM EDT
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Fred
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:31:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest. Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?  |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:32:54 AM EDT
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Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest. Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:38:23 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris Hellfish
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:39:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest. Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you? <teh ghey removed>   Now this is just getting weird. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:47:25 AM EDT
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Vincent
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:48:58 AM EDT
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IBP(eta)
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:53:07 AM EDT
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Ip Man
Izen Michael ...my kids are sooo screwed |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:54:16 AM EDT
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Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest. Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?
 ] Now this is just getting weird. Shit- it is. 
I'd take that back, but you already quoted me. 
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Posted: 3/14/2011 12:55:56 AM EDT
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Dave _Arock Hellfish, Jr.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:12:34 AM EDT
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Hungarian Barbarian Moses Browning Hellfish. Classy.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:14:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Now this is just getting weird. Shit- it is. I'd take that back, but you already quoted me. Well, go fix it. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:16:07 AM EDT
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Inigo Montoya Hellfish I'll PM you the address to send the monkey. The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box. I'm willing to wait.
I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies. Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though. Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest. To turn a somewhat successful F1 career into an even less successful NASCAR career? |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:16:49 AM EDT
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Wrong initials, but if my daughter had been a boy the name would have been Elie Preston, after both grandfathers.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:19:04 AM EDT
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Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest. Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?
 Now this is just getting weird. Shit- it is.
I'd take that back, but you already quoted me. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:20:25 AM EDT
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Owen.
I've always liked that name. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:25:00 AM EDT
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Just don't name him "Lawrence".
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:25:59 AM EDT
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On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 1:57:56 AM EDT
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On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.
Evan was already in contention. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:04:21 AM EDT
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On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.
Evan was already in contention. I'm not going to ask for your last name specifically, but what ethnicity is it? This will help me come up with a serious response if you don't like my previous suggestion of Dave _Arock Hellfish, Jr. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:12:03 AM EDT
[#43]
Westin
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:18:47 AM EDT
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Ian Michael
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:20:33 AM EDT
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On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.
Evan was already in contention. I'm not going to ask for your last name specifically, but what ethnicity is it? This will help me come up with a serious response if you don't like my previous suggestion of Dave _Arock Hellfish, Jr. German, but theres a bunch in Sveden too. |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:46:04 AM EDT
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Conner Murphy
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:51:34 AM EDT
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Gage Martin
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:55:04 AM EDT
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Ivan Marcus
two very strong names if he doesnt like Ivan, he can go by Marcus, and who wouldnt want to be named after Marcus Luttrell. ETA Charlie Sheen FTW!!! |
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:57:16 AM EDT
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Ivan Marcus two very strong names if he doesnt like Ivan, he can go by Marcus, and who wouldnt want to be named after Marcus Luttrell. ETA Charlie Sheen FTW!!! No way I'd name my kid after any sailor.
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Posted: 3/14/2011 2:58:03 AM EDT
[#50]
Ian Matthew?
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