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Posted: 3/13/2011 10:44:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 10:45:00 PM EST by FightingHellfish]
Okay, I have a kid due, sometime between RFN and the next few weeks...

Having one hell of a time finalizing on a name. So, in the interest of considering all options, I am opening it up to arfcom suggestions....

Background:

The kid is a boy (), he is of generic-Americanish background, German/Welsh on my side; English/Irish/splash of feather Indian on the moms side.

Traditional or unusual are okay. Excessively popular this year is a minus. Initials of I.M. are a plus.

To claim the prize, I will actually have to select your entry, get spousal approval and have it appear on the BC. There is no garauntee that any entry will win.

The prize will be something AR-15ish... maybe a cool magazine, maybe a tactical pouch or piece of military gear or clothing, maybe a pouch with a couple of mags.... maybe a live monkey. I cannot garauntee the availablilty of the live monkey prize.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:45:22 PM EST
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:46:31 PM EST
Ignacius Matthew
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:48:10 PM EST
Garrison Edward Hellfish

CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:48:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By L2Free:
Garrison Edward Hellfish

CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:48:58 PM EST
Magnus
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:49:28 PM EST
Iain Martin
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:49:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.


The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:49:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By L2Free:
Garrison Edward Hellfish

CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive.

http://politiclolz.com/files/2009/09/20090909-You-Lie.jpg


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:49:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By L2Free:
Garrison Edward Hellfish

CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive.


True, but he spanks it mercilessly
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:50:08 PM EST
Ryan Mathew
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:50:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.


The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box.

I'm willing to wait.


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:52:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By oregonblackrifle:

Originally Posted By L2Free:
Garrison Edward Hellfish

CouncilofDave already has a monkey... I want my monkey, alive.


True, but he spanks it mercilessly


He abuses his monkey? This could get serious...
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:53:56 PM EST
I vote for Wiley Pistol. Especially if your last name is Brandish.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:54:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.


The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box.

I'm willing to wait.




I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies.

Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:55:44 PM EST
Billy..........What do I win
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:56:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 10:57:59 PM EST by Tekka]
Magnus Cadfael Fightmaster

Seriously though, you could always name him after me and call him David. If you do he'll be sure to be as beloved as me.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:00:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.


The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box.

I'm willing to wait.




I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies.

Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though.

No monkey abuse here... hell, I don't even currently HAVE a monkey.

Thusly, impossible.

I will submit to regular inspections and visitations from MPS, if that puts your mind at ease.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:00:50 PM EST
Gunther
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:02:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.


The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box.

I'm willing to wait.




I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies.

Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though.


Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:04:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 11:06:01 PM EST by DevilsDesperado]
I.M.

"What does B.J. stand for?!"
"Anything you like!"
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:07:15 PM EST
How about Bill I M
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:10:46 PM EST
Icarus Maximo
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:16:17 PM EST
Fred
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:31:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.

Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:32:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 12:18:31 AM EST by gearjammer351]
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.

Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?




Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:38:23 PM EST
Chuck Norris Hellfish
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:39:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 12:13:50 AM EST by CouncilOfDave]

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.

Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?




<teh ghey removed>


Now this is just getting weird.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:47:25 PM EST
Vincent
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:48:58 PM EST
IBP(eta)
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:53:07 PM EST
Ip Man

Izen Michael

...my kids are sooo screwed
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:54:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 12:19:36 AM EST by gearjammer351]
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.

Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?



]


Now this is just getting weird.


Shit- it is.

I'd take that back, but you already quoted me.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 11:55:56 PM EST
Dave _Arock Hellfish, Jr.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:12:34 AM EST
Hungarian Barbarian Moses Browning Hellfish. Classy.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:14:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Now this is just getting weird.


Shit- it is.

I'd take that back, but you already quoted me.

Well, go fix it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:16:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:
Inigo Montoya Hellfish

I'll PM you the address to send the monkey.


The availibilityof the monkey prize is seasonal and dependent upon the market price of live monkies at the time the contest is closed. Also, I'm not sure if a monkey will fit in a USPS flat-rate box.

I'm willing to wait.




I couldn't, in good faith, send a monkey to a monkey-spanking household. That's just not how we discipline our monkies.

Inigo Montoya is a pretty strong entry though.


Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.


To turn a somewhat successful F1 career into an even less successful NASCAR career?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:16:49 AM EST
Wrong initials, but if my daughter had been a boy the name would have been Elie Preston, after both grandfathers.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:19:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Originally Posted By CouncilOfDave:

Originally Posted By gearjammer351:
Before naming your son Inigo Montoya, consider Senor Montoya's lifelong quest.

Y'all just don't want me to have a monkey, do you?





Now this is just getting weird.


Shit- it is.

I'd take that back, but you already quoted me.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:20:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 12:20:34 AM EST by clamber]
Owen.

I've always liked that name.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:25:00 AM EST
Just don't name him "Lawrence".
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:25:59 AM EST
On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 12:57:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By ArmaNotSoLite:
On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.



Evan was already in contention.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:04:21 AM EST
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By ArmaNotSoLite:
On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.



Evan was already in contention.


I'm not going to ask for your last name specifically, but what ethnicity is it? This will help me come up with a serious response if you don't like my previous suggestion of Dave _Arock Hellfish, Jr.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:12:03 AM EST
Westin
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:18:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:20:33 AM EST
Originally Posted By DriveNASCAR:
Originally Posted By FightingHellfish:
Originally Posted By ArmaNotSoLite:
On a serious note, I chose the name Evan Ryan SoLite for my son. I like it because its fairly normal, fairly short, and my Brothers name is Ryan. So there you go.



Evan was already in contention.


I'm not going to ask for your last name specifically, but what ethnicity is it? This will help me come up with a serious response if you don't like my previous suggestion of Dave _Arock Hellfish, Jr.


German, but theres a bunch in Sveden too.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:46:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 1:47:46 AM EST by geekz0r]
Conner Murphy

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:51:34 AM EST
Gage Martin
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:55:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 1:55:44 AM EST by Pav56C]
Ivan Marcus

two very strong names
if he doesnt like Ivan, he can go by Marcus, and who wouldnt want to be named after Marcus Luttrell.


ETA Charlie Sheen FTW!!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:57:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By Pav56C:
Ivan Marcus

two very strong names
if he doesnt like Ivan, he can go by Marcus, and who wouldnt want to be named after Marcus Luttrell.


ETA Charlie Sheen FTW!!!


No way I'd name my kid after any sailor.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 1:58:03 AM EST
Ian Matthew?
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