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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:26:07 AM EDT
Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a stranger’s home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.
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http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-log-naked-woman-terrorizes-strangers-in-flagstaff/article_4ad32f01-1b91-5f46-9c28-61e324285fa6.html
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:27:47 AM EDT
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"TERRORIZED" by a naked woman. What is the world coming to.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:28:52 AM EDT
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Did she look like Lena Dunham?

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:30:28 AM EDT
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The article lacks sufficient evidence to determine guilt.

NM...second link more better.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:31:32 AM EDT
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"TERRORIZED" by a naked woman. What is the world coming to.




Did she look like Lena Dunham?



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/18/article-2146431-1325B252000005DC-145_306x671.jpg




 
Nope






Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:31:56 AM EDT
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Yeah, I would not have called the cops. She can bounce naked on my bed anytime
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Did she look like Lena Dunham?



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/18/article-2146431-1325B252000005DC-145_306x671.jpg


Actually no......Crazy eyes though.....





http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/04/30/crime/makena-marie-haydon-photos-northern-arizona-university-student-arrested/




 
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:32:42 AM EDT
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Beat me to it. I was about to post these.




Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:33:48 AM EDT
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What's the opposite of terrorize? Cause I'm pretty sure that's what this would be.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:34:17 AM EDT
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At least he didn't chain her up like "Black Snake Moan". Definitely not guilty, but crazy as fuck!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:34:54 AM EDT
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NOT GUILTY!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:35:39 AM EDT
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Wonder what drug she was on.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:35:52 AM EDT
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Apartment clearly occupied by gays or bronies.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:37:04 AM EDT
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I want to be "terrorized"
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:37:44 AM EDT
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Wacky Baccy




Probably laced with something
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:37:55 AM EDT
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ok, she does look a little crazy. But if she wants to jump around naked on my bed it's going to be a stretch for me to characterize it as terrorizing.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:39:21 AM EDT
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Flagstaff. LOL.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:39:57 AM EDT
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We need to fucking riot in flagstaff against this injustice
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Did she look like Lena Dunham?

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More like Amanda Bynes. She flipped her lid for a while.


Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:40:52 AM EDT
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Yeah, totally not guilty.
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:41:34 AM EDT
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Musta been a homo.  Only someone who doesn't like naked college girls would call the cops on that.  



(not guilty)
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:43:30 AM EDT
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Happens all the time at army barracks. Yes you're pretty. Yes everyone here will have sex with you. Yes you will regret this forever. No we don't have cab fare.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:43:51 AM EDT
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I would have called the cops.



Of course I may not have called them that same day....
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:44:28 AM EDT
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Her innocence is obvious.
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That would be a ride you'd remember for a long while.
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She can bounce on my face, with no complaint from me.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:48:35 AM EDT
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Flagstaff. LOL.
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Shit like this happens hourly in Sedona.  Flag needs to pick up the crazy chick action.

We have a group of not bad MILF's who jog topless on 89a.  They all have to be yoga instructors.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:55:16 AM EDT
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We have a group of not bad MILF's who jog topless on 89a.  They all have to be yoga instructors.
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Shit like this happens hourly in Sedona.  Flag needs to pick up the crazy chick action.



We have a group of not bad MILF's who jog topless on 89a.  They all have to be yoga instructors.




 
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:57:04 AM EDT
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Apparently they changed the definition of terrorize without telling anyone.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:00:33 PM EDT
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cant see the link pics at work
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:00:57 PM EDT
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How come this never happens to me?


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A penis can be terrorized if it gets too erect...
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:05:41 PM EDT
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Weird legs. Giant head. Would smash.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:05:47 PM EDT
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I, for one, would not be terrorized by that.
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:08:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:12:45 PM EDT
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victim-less crime?
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animal house scene where the half naked cheerleader lands in the boys bed... " THANK YOU GOD ! ! "  
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:14:55 PM EDT
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I'd probably be ok with her jumping on my bed
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:20:12 PM EDT
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Damn, why didn't that happen here. Specifically at my house. Talk about wasted opportunities.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:23:56 PM EDT
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Yep only gay boys would turn this away....
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:25:16 PM EDT
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Musta been a homo.  Only someone who doesn't like naked college girls would call the cops on that.  

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Or someone not wanting a rape charge.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:26:00 PM EDT
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